A Missing America and a Swear Jar

"Hey Luciano I have a plan, IF you are willing to do it", Matt asks. He is slightly leaning forward on to the table with his arms are slightly crossed and his elbows on the table. Then he takes out a cigarette, lights it, and starts smoking.

"Oh yeah, what is it and what makes YOU think I'll do it", he responds as he slams his hands on to the table, ready to jump across the table and attack Matt if he does something offensive. Matt takes to cigarette out of his mouth with his left hand between his middle and ring finger.

"Now, now it just a plan to scare Al when he walks through the doors", he calmly replies slightly backing away from the table and takes a hit. "When we hear Al walking toward the room, I'll go up to the bar with my hockey stick. As he gets hands on the door I'll walk closer to the doors, and you will stand up. When Al opens the door, you throw a knife at the wall… as close as you can get to the doorway." He then sets his cigarette down on a plate. "Al will be angry and start yelling and I'll sneaky up behind him while he is yelling… AND I CLUB THAT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!" he yells and slams his right fist down on the table.

"HEY!" Oliver shouts as he slams his hands down onto the table. "Swearing! MONEY in the JAR NOW!" and points over towards the bar. Matt angrily grabs his cigarette from the plate and puts his hands at the edge of the table and pushes off to walk to the bar. He gets up and takes out his wallet from his back left pocket, looking for money as he stomps towards it. The jar is not on the counter so Matt goes behind the counter and begins to search for it, however he cannot find it.

"Hey Oliver, if you want my money SO BAD whenever I cuss, you can AT LEAST NOT HIDE THE DANG JAR!" he says while opening the cupboard doors.

"It should be over there." Oliver says sweetly as he walks over to the bar to help Matt search for the jar. However he cannot find the jar at the bar. So he walks over to his belongings but cannot it there either. Then he remembers that he left the jar at home. "OH SCONES," He mutters while he is on the ground. Matt sees that Oliver forgot the jar and leaps over the counter, laughing and returning to his seat satisfied with keeping his money.

"Is it true? Did you forget your swear jar?" questions Nikolai to Oliver.

Luciano is standing up with both hands on the table and exclaims "Did you REALLY FUCKING forget your OWN DAMN SWEAR JAR! HAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING KARMA FOR YOU, BASTARD!" Luciano continues yelling various cuss words left and right in the background with Canada joining him. Eventually Kuro decide to join Matt and Luciano, not because he likes them, but because it is causing Oliver pain.

"Don't you think that you guys can be a little nicer to Oliver?" ask Lutz to cussing trio.

"How about not, BITCH" replies Luciano. "That bastard NOW KNOWS how we FUCKING feel when we have to donate money to HIS FUCKING SWEAR JAR when we say ONE MOTHERFUCKING CUSS WORD. He can live though ONE FUCKING DAY IN HELL." "Hey Matt! You CAZZO DI MERDA! 1 Do you want to get a motherfucking drink with ME?" Luciano asks Matt ignoring if Lutz whether he had a response or not. "

SURE! Tu FACE DE CUL! 2" Matt replies then ask Kuro "Hey vous suceuse! Voulez-vous vous joindre à nous 3?"

Kuro accepts with a "はいクソ地獄 4"and the group goes towards the bar continuing their swearing party. This racket awakens Francois from his drunken comma. He gets his head off of the table, takes a swig of his redbreast, and lights a cigarette.

"You guys do know Ollie is here right? Unless you want to waste your national budgets funds due to your uncontrollable potty mouths." Francois said back to the two boys ravaging though the bar for drinks.

"Oliver, the ass-wipe, forgot to bring the damn jar, and we are taking advantage of the fucking situation." answers Matt as he and the others return to the table. Matt with a Budweiser beer in his hand, Luciano has a glass of Godiva, and Kuro with Chuhai.

"Oh really and how is he putting up with la situation?" Francois questions while looking under the table to see Oliver's condition. However Oliver's back is to Francois and he cannot see Oliver expression.

"It's motherfucking HILARIOUS! And I have a front row seat to his fucking breakdown!" replies Luciano. "Oliver is curled up in a ball crying and rocking himself back and forth covering his ears."

"Alright you guys! We need him for this meet in a somewhat stable condition. Let's not make him curse us all. England please pull yourself together, it not the end of the world." stated Lutz as he walks over to England to comfort and help him regain sanity.

"We have more important ordeals to deal with, like getting this meeting done and over with. I propose that we start the meeting without Al. Let's vote." states Nikolai.

"We should wait until he shows up; hopefully my fucking head will stop spinning when he finally comes. Il suce baise5!" states Francois.

"I agree with Nikolai, we should start this fucking meeting and have that son of the bitch miss shit from being late." responses Matt.

"I don't care if we start this meeting now or an hour from now as long as we have it" says Kuro

"We should wait for him. Either way, es (ist mir egal6)." Lutz tries to state but is cut off by Luciano.

"Who cares what you think." Luciano interrupts Lutz. "We should have started this meeting at noon with or without Al. It's his fucking fault he is late."

Oliver has gotten off of the floor and seems to be back to his normal sweet state. "We should wait it is the civil thing to do. I do not wish to repeat myself due to his lack of time management." "Well we will wait until 12:30 then if he is not he we will start." Nikolai proposes. All agree with this idea.

Translations

1. Fucking shit

2. You ass face

3. Hey you cock-sucker! Do you want to join us?

4. Hell fucking yes

5. It fucking sucks

6. I do not care