Cupcakes and an Angry Italian
Author's notes: Hey guys sorry this chapter took so long. Major changes were made to it and some serious writer's block hit me in the end. Chapter four will be up as soon as I am done editing and 5 is half way done.
Then Matt and Luciano start eyeing the cupcakes that Oliver made.
"Oliver, what kind of cupcakes did you bring?" questions Matt.
"Red velvet." replies Oliver as a giant smirk appears on his face. "Do you want any?"
"YES!" replies Luciano and Matt looking like dogs with drool starting to roll down their chins.
"You know I cannot resist red velvet cupcakes! Now bring them over here." states Matt.
"Just bring the whole motherfucking plate over here! I'M STARVING!" comments Luciano.
"Manners boys, and maybe you can have some." responses Oliver to the two reaching for the stack of cupcakes.
Both of them grunt and finally say in unison "Oliver, can we please have some of your delicious cupcakes."
"Very good!" Oliver is now as cheery as ever. "Okay you can have some poppets." he says as he starts to pass the plate towards Matt and Luciano. However Francois stops the plate before they get to them. He then stands up takes the plate with him.
"Hey you better not eat all of those cupcakes!" growls Luciano getting ready to attack Francois.
"Oh I'm not going to eat these crapcakes." Francois says.
"Then hand them over! I want something to go with my beer." exclaims Matt jumping and climbing trying to grab a cupcake from Francois's grasp.
"Êtes-Vous sûr7? You have no idea what Ollie put in those fucking cupcakes. Et si j'étais vous 8 who were picking on him just moments ago, I would not trust eating shit that he made. Especially if he is known to put poison, curses, body parts, and God fucking knows what else in the food he cooks." mentioned Francois.
"I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS" both Matt and Luciano reply at the same time.
"What did you fucking think they got their red color came from? Now pass those sons of bitches over here!" smartly replies Luciano growing irritated with Francois.
"Ooo that does sound good right now!" Matt thinks, making him even hungrier. "Gut cupcakes, Oliver you should copyright that shit before I steal that idea."
"Yeah only if your cooking wasn't crap to begin with." comments Kuro.
"HEY!" exclaims Matt then he rethinks the idea. "Yeah, you're right. I will probably have my ass sued off before I become a millionaire. "
"If you don't give me a cupcake now Frenchy boy, I'll jump across this table and SCALP that pretty fucking head of ours!" Luciano threatened.
"Just give them the cupcakes Francois. If they kill themselves then we would have to listen to them anymore." reasons Lutz. Francois then drops the plate on the table then takes out other cigarette and smokes again. Both Matt and Luciano dig into the cupcakes.
They then decide to include Kuro but he declines, stating that "I do not want to kill myself with Oliver cupcakes today."
"So are there and body parts in those cupcakes?" Nikolai asked Matt.
"Unfortunately not." Matt says disappointed with his mouth full of cupcakes. "So they are either poisoned, cursed, or nothing is wrong with them."
"Well we will have to wait and see then." commented Lutz. Luciano then stops he race with Matt to turn towards to his left and slaps Lutz across his face. The impact was so hard that, Lutz fell backward and out of his chair.
Then Luciano jumps on top of him slashing at him with his knives, shouting "I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SMART-ASS COMMENTS! YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SHUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH AND KEEP YOUR SHITTY COMMENTS TO YOUR FUCKING SELF! TU SEI LA MIA CAGNA E NON SI DIMENTICA 9!" Lutz is trying to protect himself by putting his arms in the way of Luciano's knife. All the others gather close and start to decide the best way to break up the two.
Nikolai finally comes up with an idea, "Ok here is the plan I will try to break up the two, Francois and Matt, you take down Luciano. I suggest you each take an arm first so you will not get slashes. Together we will try to talk him down. Kuro and Oliver; you take Lutz near the closet and dress his wounds. If we lose control of Luciano and he runs towards Lutz; hide him in the closet."
"Hey why can't I take down Luciano?" questions Kuro angrily.
"You are Lutz protection. If Luciano comes towards Lutz, you attack him. Also to help Oliver because he can't lift Lutz all by himself and you are more stable than him." answer Nikolai.
"Hey! I am not that weak!" Oliver says as he takes out his knife and starts to go over towards the brawl to separate it himself. However Francois grabs his collar to stops him.
"What are you, stupide? Stick to the plan dang it!" Francois says trying to reason and calm down Oliver without swearing.
"You see what I mean?" says Nikolai to Kuro as Francois lectures Oliver. "If Oliver goes psycho, you have to defend for Lutz if we can't hold Luciano and Oliver down at the same time." "Ok." He says to the rest without waiting for Kuro to reply, "Let go now before it gets much worst." The rest of the G8 follows Nikolai plan. Nikolai, Francois, and Matt rip Luciano off of Lutz, which in the process Luciano drops his knives in his hands. Then the French duo drags him toward the doors, but Luciano puts up a fight, cussing and fighting them.
"HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I WAS NOT FINISHED WITH THAT SON OF A BITCH YET." Luciano screams as they pull him away. Eventually they pin him to the ground.
Kuro and Oliver go over to take Lutz by the closet. "Hey can you walk?" questions Kuro hoping that he can so that they did not need to carry him.
"I think so, he did not get my legs" responses Lutz then Oliver and Kuro help him sit and stand up. However Lutz's midsection is severally cut and winches and moans when he finally gets up and start to walk as fast as he can with Oliver's and Kuro's help. Slowly but surely, Lutz, Oliver, and Kuro finally get near the closet. Then they lay Lutz on his back and rip off Lutz's bloodstained white shirt and use it to stop the bleeding on the big wounds and something for Lutz to bite on.
Thank god that Lutz fell backwards off the chair and Luciano did flip Lutz so he could attack his back. Oliver thinks as he grabs the first-aid kit from the bar.
Meanwhile the rest of the G8 was confronting Luciano and to try to calm him down. "Luciano calm down! Lutz was stating his opinion, which he is allowed to do." tells Nikolai calmly to Luciano, but Luciano is still struggling to get up.
"HE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO SHUT HIS FUCKING MOUTH!" replies Luciano.
"And you need to calm down your motherfucking temper and not go berserk on others. You can do that on your own time." comments Francois.
"OH SO NOW I CANNOT HANDLE MY OWN FUCKING SITUATIONS! FUCK YOU, YOU DRUNKEN BASTARD. " Luciano yells, now enraged.
Oliver returns with the kit and sees Kuro struggling to dress the wounds and getting frustrated.
"Ugh! What the he-heck am I doing fu- wrong?" Kuro questions while trying his best to hold back on his swearing.
Then Oliver puts his on Kuro shoulder "Let me take over I'll do a better job and I can do stitches, if he needs it."
"Are you sure you can handle it? I can help a little." asks Kuro worried that the wounds would trigger Oliver to go insane.
"I would appreciate the help." Oliver says as he goes down to take over dressing the damage.
Lutz, just moments ago, had comforted… and defended me, was on the floor… with gashes across his arms and midsection. Thought Oliver Luciano just can't attack someone from a statement that they said... Even if it was to see if he was going to be poisoned my prefect cupcakes with nothing in them. I would not want to poison any of them… then, but now… Luciano deserved it. He then finally snaps "Luciano must pay." Oliver whispered as takes out his knife.
"Uh?" Kuro says paying more attention to the Luciano situation than Oliver. He turns his head hoping Oliver will repeat himself and then sees him standing with the knife. "Oliver! NO!" he yells as he tries to grab Oliver to stop him, but is unsuccessful. Oliver makes a dash towards Luciano. Oh Fuck! Kuro thinks has he helps Lutz into the closet and then yells "HEY WATCH FOR OLIVER!"
Nikolai turns around and both Matt and Francois look up to see Oliver charging toward them.
"LET ME GO AND I'LL TAKE HIM!" says Luciano.
"Not a fucking chance!" says Matt as he pushes Luciano's head down on the floor. "You will go after Lutz than Oliver!"
"OH COME ON! HE IS AFTER ME NOT YOU GUYS SO LET ME AT HIM!" Luciano reasons. Then a big crash occurs. Matt and Francois look up to see that Nikolai had jumped over the table to tackle Oliver.
"Oliver what are you doing?" Nikolai asks trying to bring Oliver to sanity.
"I'M GOING TO KILL LUCIANO FOR WHAT HE DID TO LUTZ! NOW GET OFF OF ME!" Oliver states squirming around trying to get out of Nikolai's grip.
"You know you can kill Luciano! All of us are immortal! The only thing attacking Luciano would cause is you being injured as bad as Lutz!" Nikolai reasons, hoping that the enraged England will come to his senses. Maybe I should have rethought this. I figured that Oliver would go insane, but I forgot that Kuro does not have medical knowledge to heal Lutz all by himself.
Oh God why the hell am I stuck healing Lutz. What was Nikolai thinking? Kuro thinks as he struggles to just wrap the wounds not checking to see if any need stiches or not. Maybe Matt will switch with me if I tell him that I suck at medical wrapping. "Lutz, I am getting Matt to come here he will do a better job than me." Kuro tells Lutz as he unwraps his wrapping and then runs for help.
Meanwhile Matt and Francois had almost brought Luciano to a normal state. Luciano is now sitting up but Matt and Francois still have a tight grip on him. Ahhh! Kuro!" he yells as he sees Kuro approaching him. However before Matt or Francois turns around, Kuro jump kicks Luciano's head which cause the trio to fall down. Luciano falls back, his head slams on the floor and is out cold.
"HEY WHAT THE HELL! HE WAS ALMOST BACK TO FUCKING NORMAL!" yells Francois and Matt.
"DID YOU GO FUCKING NUTS LIKE OLIVER?" questions Francois as he tackles Kuro because there is no reason to control an unconscious person.
What the hell is going on over there! Thought Nikolai still dealing with Oliver. Maybe Kuro was trying to switch so someone else they can heal Lutz! Oh Fuck! "Oliver you must get over this grudge! Right now Lutz is all by himself injured and defenseless because Kuro can't heal him!" Nikolai revealed not thinking on how he would react. But it seemed to snap Oliver out of his rage.
"Please let me go so I can help Lutz." Oliver stated seeming to return to his cheery state.
Nikolai then gets off of Oliver and he runs over to Lutz. Well at least Oliver is bad to normal. But now I have to deal with that mess over there. Nikolai sighs as he gets up off of the floor and walks over to Matt, Francois, Kuro, and Luciano to see what Kuro did. As he gets closer he sees that Luciano is on the floor unconscious with Matt nearby in case Luciano comes to.
Then there is Francois on top of Kuro yelling at him. "DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CONTROL AN ANGRY PYSHO KNIFE-SWINGING ITALIAN! MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU CAN CONTROL HIM YOURSELF! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"
"I ALREADY TOLD YOU I KNOCKED HIM OUT SO ONE OF YOU CAN SAFE LUTZ!" Kuro says trying to get up.
"Francois, Get off of him!" Nikolai reasons as he tries to pull the two apart. Matt joins Nikolai to separate the two by taking Francois.
"C'EST QUOI CE BORDEL QUE VOUS FAITES! 10 I WAS TRYING TO MAKE KURO SEE SOME REASON. NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WHEN THAT MUDEROUS BASTARD WAKES UP." complains and questions Francois as Matt drags him away from Kuro.
"Maybe Kuro knocking out Luciano was not a bad idea." ponders Nikolai
"Why was that a good idea? Luciano going to be fucking pissed when he awakes up!" Matt comments as he pulls out another cigarette.
"Well, depending on how hard I hit him, He may have forgotten the whole situation." suggests Kuro.
"We might be able to pull it off depending if he does forget the incident and Lutz's wounds." agrees Nikolai.
"Hey speaking of Lutz is Oliver with him?" questions Canada.
"Yeah once I told him about Lutz being alone with no medical help, he went back to normal and rushed over to him." Nikolai states and pulls out a cigarette.
"Well I'll better go back there and help the candy covered freak, in case he has another breakdown." Matt says as he stands up and walks over towards the closet. "I'll leave you ass-hats to deal with the Luciano situation."
Kuro, Francois, and Nikolai place Luciano in his chair. "Should we put his head on the table?" suggests Kuro "It will make it seem more realistic that he passed out." The other two agree to put Luciano's head on the table.
"I guess I'll clean up the blood because I know you two will not do it, or you would do such a horrible job that someone else will have to clean it up again." states Nikolai. Neither appose to this suggestion. "Спасибо придурки. 11" He mutters as he goes to the bar to get hot water and cleaning supplies.
After five minutes Matt and Oliver return with Lutz. He can walk a little bit by himself, but the pain that shoots though his body is too much for him to walk across the room all by himself. The cuts on his arms are not as deep as the ones on his abdomen ones. Most of the visible cuts have scabbed over and can easily pass as old scars.
"I'll see if we have an extra white shirt in the closet." Oliver says as they set Lutz back in his seat.
"No need." replies Lutz "I should have an extra in my bag. I always carry extra supplies when I go places with Luciano." England then searches through the German's bag to find the white shirt then helps Lutz with his shirt.
"So what is the story that we are going to tell when Luciano finally wakes up?" questions Matt as he takes his seat.
"He could not handle his cupcakes?" jokes Lutz.
"Oh no he should fall out of his own chair so he will stop tipping and breaking the chairs." suggests Oliver hoping this would be an opportunity to teach Luciano some manners.
"Yeah he stole my favorite chair one time and broke it." complains Matt.
Once they finally agree on the full story they are going to tell Luciano. He finally comes to.
"Ugh what the hell did I fucking do?" Luciano says as he comes to consciousness. "My head fucking hurts like hell! The last thing I remember is eating cupcakes with Matt." Many of the nations let out sighs of relief that their plan will work, but Oliver is still stiff as Luciano came to a realization that Oliver had poisoned the cupcakes. "HEY YOU SUGARED BASTARD! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU PUT IN THOSE CUPCAKES?" Luciano says to try to attack Oliver. However his brain is still scrambled from the hit and Oliver makes a dash and hides behind Francois's and Matt's hoping at least one of them, or Nikolai would stop Luciano from killing him. Luciano get up and try to walk again, but falls over and stays on the ground.
"England did not poison the cupcakes." Matt finally states. "If he did then why am I fine?"
"It only takes one cupcake to poison a person." replies Luciano as he gets off of the floor and on to his chair. "If I wasn't poison then why was I passed out, then?" Luciano finally questions.
"You fell out of your chair and smacked you head on the floor." Kuro finally states before the situation grows out of their control.
"Yeah right! You must think I as stupid as fuck don't you?" states Luciano not believing the story.
"It's true, you tried to eat cupcakes and trip your goddamn chair at the same time and lost control of the chair." chimes in Matt. "You fell backwards and hit your head off of the floor, thus making you unconscious and me the victor."
"Then why was my head on the table then?" Luciano inquires starting to believe the nations' tall tale.
"You rather Al came in here laughing his ass off because he figured out you fell out of our chair? Soyez le bienvenu! 12" Francois comments as he takes out another cigarette.
"Well I guest so. My head hurts so much that I can think straight right now." Luciano states believing the story. "And you're right Francois; I would not want to look like a dumbass in front of Al."
Translation
7. Êtes-Vous sûr: Are you sure
8. Et si j'étais vous: And if I were you
9. TU SEI LA MIA CAGNA E NON SI DIMENTICA: You are my bitch and don't forget it!
10. C'EST QUOI CE BORDEL QUE VOUS FAITES!: What the fuck are you doing
11. Спасибо придурки: Thanks assholes!
12. Soyez le bienvenu: You're welcome