Killjoy: Hey every one we seem to have a guess today.
Zaara: Who is it? KJ
Kyubi: Glad to be hear boys.
unknown voice: Glad to be here boys.
Killjoy: who is that come out.
out walks Bob Barker.
Zaara: (Slaps his forehead) Oh shit. Now we got problems
Kyubi: (growls).Who the hell invited you?
Bob: no one I am her to say control the pet population have you pet spayed or neutered.
Kyubi: I am going to Kill you.
Bob: (wave her over) Come on down bitch.
Kyubi: I'M A VIXAN YOU SPUTID FUCK!!
Kyubi dives at Bob and they start fighting.
Zaara: (Ducks and is missed by a chair) Those two are going to destroy the set and we haven't even started yet.
(Both jump out the way as a desk comes flying at them)
Killjoy: we will be back at the end for now we have to try to keep damage at minimal and open bets.
Zaara: Give me 15 K on Kyubi!
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(Academy grounds)
The students stood in the Academy training grounds preparing to take their Exams. The assistant Proctor was Mizuki, a silver haired man that didn't like Kakashi to much for having the same hair color. He thought that kakashi was insulting him in some form or another.
"Alright everyone the Exam has been broken down into 4 parts. A kunai and shrunken throwing portion, a mission based portion, a full out sparing portion, and a Jutsu portion. First will be the kunai and Shrunken throwing portion of the exam," said Iruka looknig at the kids standing before him.
First will be Ember-san," said Mizuki.
Ember walked up to the line and grabbed a hand full of Kunai in one hand and Shuriken in the other. She let the Shrunken go first, and then the Kunai. All her kunai hit, but only 2 had hit dead center.
Iruka took down the marks. "Alright Desiree is next," said Iruka Desiree did about the same as Ember and the pattern repeated until it was down to Naruto and Sasuke.
Sasuke walked up to the kunai and Shuriken and held them all, before letting them fly at once. They hit their respective targets, except for one that was only off by a mere centimeter. He glanced at Naruto and smirked. Naruto shuck his head at the boy. About half way though their first school year Most of Sasuke's family was killed. The only ones left were his mother, his sister, and his younger female relatives and male cousins who were still in the academy. All in all that left about 10 Uchiha Total if you included Itachi. Sasuke was a bit dark and emo-ish, and Naruto hated the guy. Sasuke had it in his mind that Naruto was his rival and the road to Killing Itachi laid with defating Naruto.
Naruto walked up to the line and picked up his Shrunken and Kunai. He readied himself, before letting loose with them. All the targets were dead center, without even trying. Naruto smirked to himself, before walking over to his friends. Ember and Desiree both gave Naruto a kiss on his cheeks making him flush heavy.
Iruka marked Naruto, before leading them over to a spare building. It was easily three floors. Iruka looked at the Class. "Alright everyone this is a Mission based course. This is the equivalent of a B-rank here. We have a few Genin who to you are about Chunin lv nin and Mizuki will act as their Jonin Leader. You mission is to retrieve a scroll from the top of the building. You have 8 minutes to get it," said Iruka.
He went down the list until it was Ember's turn to go in. She walked up to the front door and knocked on it. A Genin opened it and looked at her. "What can I do for you?" asked The Genin.
Ember removed her Guitar and hit a few strings that put the Genin to sleep. Ember entered the building and returned 4 minutes later with the scroll. Everyone was gob smacked. She was the first to retrieve it. Even Desiree only touched the scroll, before she was captured by Mizuki. Next up was Sasuke.
Sasuke walked up to the door and booted it down making his fan girls squeal. He just walked though the place as if the Genin didn't even notice him. Once he made it to the top floor he grabbed the scroll as Mizuki had his back turned to him He walked out of there in 3 minutes and 26 seconds.
Sasuke got good marks, but Naruto glared at him. He knew that Sasuke got leverage because of the way his clan was at the moment. So when Naruto's turn came he didn't head for the front door like the others he jumped though a window, before turning invisible and running up the stairs and down the halls. The Genin didn't see him and once on the last floor he turned visible and opened the door to find Mizuki there with a sneer on his face, before he punched Naruto, making him hit the wall. Naruto got off the wall and glared at Mizuki, Naruto closed his fists, before they started to glow blue. He rushed at Mizuki and throw out his own punch.
Mizuki attempted to catch it, but the moment he did he was blown back by a powerful blast that sent him rocketing into the wall leaving a massive dent in it. Naruto grabbed the scroll and jumped out the window. He used his powers to soften the landing, before getting his marks from Iruka. He had finished the test in 2 minutes flat.
Ember hugged Naruto and Desiree was smirking while saying her Naruto-kun was the best making many girls hate Naruto, Ember, and Desiree more then they did before.
Mizuki came out with the Genin and he was pissed off. No one hurt him like that, espacally some two bit kid. He wanted to hurt the little shit that had blasted him like he was nothing. He would have to wait at least for a bit. They walked over to the ring and Iruka once again began to explain things.
"Alright this test is going to be student against student. Any and all skills are allowed in this battle. You are to stop once you opponent is down or I say stop. This test will not count against you if you lose, but rather on your performance. Fist match will be Ino Yamnaka vs. Desiree," said Iruka.
Ino and Desiree stepped into the ring, before Ino got into a basic stance. Desiree stood there. Iruka began the match and Ino charged. Desiree spun out the way of a punch, before she grabbed Ino's arm and forced her to the ground twisting it. Ino screamed in pain, before giving up.
Ino walked out the ring and glared at Desiree who blow her a kiss. The next battle was Sakura vs. Ember. Ember smiled as she had wanted to kill the little bitch for a while, and now was a good chance to do some major harm. Once both were in the ring Iruka dropped his hand. Sakura took out two kunai before throwing them at Ember, Ember took her guitar and batted them away with a powerful swing of her weapon. They flow back at Sakura and hit her in the legs dropping her.
Ember walked away laughing as Sakura cursed at her. The next fight was the one everyone wanted to see. Naruto vs. Sasuke. Iruka didn't want his son in there, but the head instructor had forced him to pair the two boys up to fight. He ad faith in Naruto, but he also knew that Sasuke had been getting training.
Iruka raised his hand before dropping it. Sasuke started a chain of hand signs as did Naruto.
"Fire style: Fire ball Jutsu!" yelled Sasuke.
"Water style: Water ball Jutsu!" yelled Naruto.
The two attacks canceled each other out. Sasuke charged at Naruto drawing a kunai. Naruto pulled a small dagger from his pouch and charged back at him. The two attacked each other and stopped in the middle. Naruto pushed Sasuke back and was actually forcing him to try and dig his heels into the ground. Naruto broke the lock, before palming Sasuke in the chest and sending him flying. Sasuke flipped and landed on his feet. Glaring at Naruto.
Naruto breathed out a sigh of relief. He was holding back as much of his power as possible. He figured that as long as he could hide his beams, invisibility and intangibility then he was alright. He was using his superior strength to his advantage, as well as his speed.
He jumped out of the way as Sasuke throw another barrage of Kunai at him, although he missed the second set that pinned him ot the tree Sasuke smirked before going though the hand signs. Once done he aimed at Naruto and unleashed a fire ball. Naruto cursed, before he turned intangible and phased though the tree. Once the fire died down Sasuke smirked thinking Naruto was toast only to feel a blade to his neck. Sasuke looked behind him and saw Naruto standing there.
"How did you get behind me Loser?" asked Sasuke though gritted teeth.
Naruto looked down at him. "You'll find out one day, but until then your nothing but a brat," said Naruto as he took away his Kunai and walked over to Desiree and Ember.
"Alright. Bad ass as always Naruto-kun," said Ember.
Desiree wrapped her arms around his neck. "I agree with Ember-chan," said Desiree as they Followed Iruka back into the room.
Once in the Room Iruka and Mizuki called them all to come to the next room and take the final exam. Once there they either passed or failed. Everyone exited the room with a headband on. Ember and Desiree walked into the room and came out with their own headbands. Desiree tied her like a bandana over her hair, while Ember tied hers just above her left knee. Naruto walked into the room and Saw Mizuki sitting there with Iruka.
"Alright Naruto all you have to do to pass is make three clones. Naruto held his hands together and smirked, before separating into 4 Naruto's What Mizuki didn't know was that this was one of Naruto's powers. Doppelgangers. They differed from clones as if they got hit they could keep trucking. Although he had to split his powers between them evenly. Iruka handed Naruto his headband, before Naruto slipped it onto his head.
He walked back into the Room and saw Ember and Desiree waiting for him they walked out and prepared to go to the house. Once out everyone started to talk about them. They didn't care about what they said. As long as they had their family and each other it was cool.
(Manor)
They went to the Manor and found that the front door was locked. So they went around to the back were Naruto was tackled to the ground by four kids. He easily got up as they lined up.
Two of them had silver hair, but brown eyes. One was a girl and the other was a boy. They were Obito and Kaguya Hatake, Kakashi and Rin's kids, both 9 years old. Next to them was his 5 year old brother Ken Umino. He favored Iruka in looks, but had the wild personality of Anko. And last but not least was 4 year old Ritsuko. She was the spitting Image of her mother, but favored her father in the ways of thinking. They looked up and noticed that Rin, Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma, Gai, Mikoto Uchiha, Elie Uchiha Yuugao, and Hayate had come. Anko was already there and Iruka was giving his report to the Hokage and would be there soon. Kurohime hopped of his shoulder and changed back into her human form. This didn't surprise the others as the Council had already spilled the beans to the Shinobi in hopes that one of them would Kill Kurohime.
"How you guys doing?" asked Naruto getting a hug from Ritsuko.
"Fine Naruto-nii!" yelled Kaguya.
Naruto smiled before rubbing her head. "That's good. Hey you guys want to see a trick?" asked Naruto making the kids jump for joy.
Naruto turned invisible, before walking over to Kakashi and stealing his book right out of his hands. Everyone watched, and Kakashi tried to get it back, unfortunately it landed right at the feet of Rin. Kakashi bent down to get it only to be pantesed by Naruto. Kakashi stumbled trying to get his book and keep his pants, but fell over and got a peek under Rin's dress.
"Going commando today Rin?" asked Kakashi eye smiling and making Rin Blush. Naruto laughed as did the Ember, Desiree, and the kids, only because they knew that kakashi was in trouble.
Rin kicked Kakashi hard in the face. She kicked him hard enough to send him into the Hokage monument. "NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS YOU PREV!!!!" yelled Rin.
Naruto held up a card that said 10, Ember held up a card that said 10, Desiree held up a card that said 10 and the kids held up a card that said 7.5.
"What! I thought it was a good kick!" said Anko grinning.
"The execution was good," stared Obito putting his thumb up
"But the landing stank," said Kaguya putting her thumb down.
Ritsuko nodded. "Yeah Aunty Rin. It could have been better," said Ritsuko
"Besides you've done that one before, only last time it wasn't his face," said Ken snickering.
"Oh really," said Kakashi standing behind them. The kids screamed and ran as Kakashi began to chase them. Naruto laughed while Ember walked over and started talking to Yuugao, Once Naruto Clamed down he started to talk to Asuma and Hayate. Desiree began to talk to Kurenai and Rin. After a while They gathered together.
"Hey Ember-chan why not sing that Song you wrote a while back?" asked Kurohime smiling at her
Ember smiled. If she loved to do one thing it was sing. The Hokage had even asked her to do the finality at the Winter festival last year. It was her way of saying remember her. Ember didn't have a recollection of what had happened to her family or even her real name. All she remembered was fire and lots of it.
"Alright. Hey Naruto bust out the big boys," said Ember making Naruto grin, before walking away as Ember got on the stage. Everyone grinned. They loved the way ember played. It was always filled with emotion.
Naruto came back carrying two 10 foot wide speakers on both shoulders. He set them up before plugging in her guitar.
She grabbed a mic and cleared her throat, before singing.
"Alright this is a song I like to call Cuz I can(1)," said Ember
Naruto got on the drums behind her and began to hit the right set while ember started.
So I cash my checks and Place my Bets
And hope I'll always win
And even if I don't I'm fucked because I live a life of sin
But it's alright
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I do what I want
Cuz I can
Yeah
(I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for ice Cream)
So I cash my checks and Place my Bets
And hope I'll always win
And even if I don't I'm fucked because I live a life of sin
But it's alright
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I do what I want
Cuz I can
Yeah
(I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for ice Cream
Even one was whistling and parsing them. Ember smiled at that, before winking at Naruto as the song continued
(Hyuga main House)
The Hyuga were celebrating the heiress's graduation the proper way with a dinner the whole clan had to attend. Haishi set his glass down when it shattered along with all the other glasses and the windows in the house.
Everyone got up and rushed over to the window and saw that it was coming from the Mitarishi Clan home. The Council frowned, before picking up a pen and scribbling something down and handing it to a branch member to take to the Konoha Police force. Haishi was laughing at the whole thing. Hinata had invited the trio over before and he could instantly tell that girl Ember had a set of pipes set for singing To bad his drink was wasted. Oh well he had a bottle of sherry in his office
Most of the kids had snuck off to go and See what was happening. A boy of 15 was still there along with a few others
(Konoha)
All over Konoha people were wondering what was happening and went to go see. It was then that Mizuki got up to go and take the scroll. He quickly made his way to the Hokage vault and opened before grabbing the scroll. Unfortunately Naruto had once stolen a simple training scroll made by the second so he had alarm seals put on the vault in case something like that happened again. The alarms went off and Mizuki hightailed it, before ANBU showed up.
9WIth everyone)
Everyone was alarmed when they hard a loud sound. Sarutobi stood up and got serious. "THE HOKAGE VAULT HAS BEEN BREACHED!!! ALL UNITS SPREAD OUT AND FIND WHO HASOPENED IT!! I WANT THEM BROUGHT TO ME ALIVE!!" yelled Hiruzen Sarutobi.
"Hai Sarutobi-sama!" yelled Everyone. As The Jonin and Chunin vanished Naruto looked at everyone, before his eyes turned green, before he shot up into the air and flow towards where he felt a darkness on a soul.
Naruto had discovered two things not to long ago. One when he felt a shiver crawl up his spine or he could see his breath that meant that something dark was around. He figured that it was a sixth sense of sorts. The other ability was flight. The only reason he didn't fly to much was because it took up a combination of Chakra and spirit energy. He could feel Mizuki not to far away and landed in the trees, before glancing at the man.
"Finally. I'll be given everything Orochimaru sama promised me and more," said Mizuki.
Naruto's eyes narrowed at the mention of that monster. He remembered the one time he asked his mother about him.
Flashback Jutsu.
(A year after Anko adopted Naruto)
Naruto was learning the hidden snake hand from his mother. He had been able to make 2 snakes appear. Anko padded his head. "Good job brat. Soon you'll be better then me," said Anko.
Naruto beamed at his mother. "Thanks kaa-san do you think I'll be able to meet your old sensei?" asked Naruto looking at his mother.
Anko frowned, before putting her hands on his shoulders and getting down on both knees so she was eye level with him. "I pray that you never meet this man in your lifetime Naruto-kun. I want you to promise me that if you ever met that man you will run from him, no matter what happens," said Anko.
Naruto looked at her in confusion. "Why Kaa-san?" asked Naruto.
"Naruto-kun that man is not Human. He's a real monster. He takes humans and uses them in his sick and twisted experiments. This is how I got this mark on my neck," said Anko showing Naruto the seal placed on her neck. "Do you promise to run from him?" asked Anko making Naruto nod.
"I promise Kaa-san," said Naruto looking at his mother dead in her eyes that showed how scared she was of this man.
Flashback Jutsu KAI
Naruto glared at Mizuki before stepping out. "If you don't want to get the ass kicking of the decade then I suggest you give you Mizuki-teme," said Naruto making Mizuki laugh.
"You Uzumaki have always been a funny kid. I still never liked you very much," said Mizuki.
Naruto glared at him, before opening up his fist and having an orb sitting there. "I'll ask once more then I'm bringing the hurt Mizuki-teme. Will you surrender or do i have to go medevil on your ass?" asked Naruto.
Mizuki smirked, before taking a large shuriken from his back. "I'm not your slut of a mother boy. I don't do ask I'm asked," said Mizuki
Naruto glared at Mizuki. No body talked about his mother and got away with it. Naruto jumped into the air, before launching the orb at Him. Mizuki jumped over it, before he threw shuriken at Naruto. Naruto moved to the side only to be caught by a kick to the face. Naruto went skidding across the ground on his back, before flipping into a handstand and landing on his feet. Mizuki appeared above Naruto and smashed his fist into Naruto's chest. Naruto held his ground and fired back with a haymaker that sent Mizuki to the ground. Mizuki got up and glared at Naruto.
Naruto fired a beam at Mizuki, that Mizuki dodged. Naruto growled before he held out his hand and focused his powers there, before rushing Mizuki. Mizuki knew what was coming and jumped to the side, but Naruto spun around and fired the beam at Mizuki sending him into a tree and knocking him out.
Once Naruto was sure Mizuki was out he grabbed a rope and tied Mizuki's arms to his legs before wrapping him around in the rope. Naruto sat down and decided to guard Mizuki, He yawned. He had wanted to test out his powers, but quickly realized that Mizuki had no skills and was only useful in deception.
Naruto grabbed the scroll and read the first three Jutsu he found. "These three will come in handy later," thought Naruto
(3 days later)
Naruto was on his way to the academy with Ember and Desiree right behind him. They had asked him what had happened, but he refused saying that the Hokage had made him swear not to tell a soul what had happened.
Once they walked into class they took there seats. Once Iruka walked in he quickly went over a speech that made many of them think on what it meant to be ninja.
"Alright team 1 will be…," started Iruka. "Team 7 will Be Sasuke Uchiha, Kim Uchiha, and Takashi Uchiha. Your Sensei is Hydon Hyuga (2). Team 8 will be Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuga, and Shino Aburama, your Sensei is Kurenai Yuhi. Team 9 shall be Naruto Uzumaki, Ember and Desiree. Your Sensei is Kakashi Hatake and Hana Inuzuka is training with Hatake-san in a new program this year," and team 10 will be Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akamchi, and Shikamaru Nara. Your Sensei is Asuma Sarutobi. That is all," said Iruka.
"The door opened and a woman of about 19 walked in. She stood at 5'6", had long brown hair pulled in a ponytail, brown eyes, wearing a Chunin vest that was a little unzipped showing off her C-cup breasts, black biker shorts, gray sandals, and tape wrapped around her arm.
"Team 9 follow Me," said Hana.
Ember and Desiree got up while Naruto was grinning at the glares he was getting. He was on a team with three very hot women. "Oh how lucky am I?" thought Naruto as he followed
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Zaara: and that makes 15. Pleasure doing business with you Bob. Also I'm an animal kind of person you prick.
Killjoy: who Knew you could shove someones head litteraly up there ass.
Kyubi: That's teach him.
Bob (Grumbles)
Zaara, Killjoy, And Kyubi : What did you say!?
Bob: Nothing.
Killjoy: That's what we thought you said.
Zaara: Remember this is team fic saying that if you got a pet then remember to love it.
Killjoy: feed them and love em..
Kyuubi:and always scratch behind the ears.
Zaara: Enough of the mushy stuff.
Killjoy: review us please have a good day or night.
Ghost files:
(1) Cuz I can is a song By Pink and I got to admit it's cool, but we don't own it in any way.
(2) I know they are mad as hell.