Morg: Heyo! HERE IS THE SINGAPORE CHAPTER SO THIS ISN'T A REAL CHAPTER!
Ikuto: Stop doing that!
Amu: Oh, are the poor kitty's ears hurting?
Ikuto: Yep, so make them feel better.
Morg: How?
Ikuto: A lemon!
Amu: No.
Ikuto: But-
Amu: No.
Ikuto: Am-
Amu: No.
Ikuto: Morg!
Morg: Well you will sort of get one…
Ikuto: Yes!
Amu: NO!
Morg: It's alright Amu, I don't own anything.
~Alone With You~
~Singapore Incident~
If only Ikuto had known that his pinkette could look so sexy. Well, of course he did know that, but it was good to see her in just lingerie so he could be reminded. The hundred degree weather and the fact that their little apartment had nothing to do with her lack of clothing. At least, that's what Ikuto wanted to think. "Come on Amu!"
"No."
"But you're standing there all hot and sweaty already!"
"So you want to make me even hotter and sweatier? Not happening."
Ikuto pouted while his hot girlfriend fanned herself with her hand. Amu wasn't about to put any more clothing on her body so why would she put Ikuto on top of her? Body heat was the last thing she needed from the pervert that was leering at her. In fact, the only thing she wanted from said man was the reason they were there at all. Singapore was beautiful sure, but it was so damn hot.
"Ikuto? Why are we here ?"
With a drawn out sigh, Ikuto slightly shifted in his chair to have an even better view of his eye candy girlfriend. "Because it's a dumpy sort of place that we can relax in."
Amu's eyebrow shot straight up. "You call this relaxing?"
Ikuto couldn't help but chuckle at her reaction. "Of course it is. You and I are free to do whatever it is that we want to do. No one can make us do anything."
Just as the words left his mouth, a knock sounded at the door. The couple stared at each other with matching expressions of surprise before Ikuto sighed and pushed off his chair to answer the door.
"Who is it?"
"The landlord."
Amu quickly grabbed a robe of hers and threw it around her almost naked body before motioning for Ikuto to open the door. The moment the handle started to turn things got out of control. The door was thrust open from the outside, Amu screamed and Ikuto jumped back out of the way as several men darted into the room. Several were holding knives.
"What the fuck? What do you want?"
One of men jerked his knife towards the wall, motioning for Amu and Ikuto to move aside. "Oh a little rich lady in Japan sent us for her daughter. Something about some perverted boy tricking her well behaved daughter into running away. Now, if you'll just come with us, Amu, we don't have to hurt the pervert."
Amu glanced at Ikuto while he looked back at her. Neither one could believe what was actually happening. "Did she fail to mention that I actually ran away from her?"
The men only smirked. Unlike Ikuto's hot smirk, theirs were disgusting. One of them surged forwards and grabbed Amu's arms, forcing them behind her back. Yet another did the same to Ikuto. Using a pair of handcuffs, Ikuto was confined and sat on the floor. "Doesn't matter, if you we bring you back, we get paid the big bucks."
Amu struggled as one of the men started to drag her near the door. "No, no, no, no, NO! I don't want to! I don't want to! You can't make me leave! FUCK!"
Ikuto couldn't help but smirk. These men were definitely in for some hard times if they really meant to take the pinkette away, which was never going to happen. He had catlike abilities, of course the handcuffs they put on him weren't going to stay on him very long. Once his hands were free, Ikuto kept them behind his back, waiting for the opportune moment to strike.
"Anytime Ikuto! Anytime you want to intervene! I don't want to go! Do you hear me you FUCKING BASTARDS!"
Ikuto looked up at the only guard still with him in his and Amu's room. The man sneered back down at the man on the ground. "Quite a handful isn't she?"
The man only rolled his eyes and continued to hold his knife in a ready stance. "I only have to stay until they signal that they got the girl far enough away that you won't be able to get her back. Then you're free to go fuck whoever you want."
Ikuto leaned his head back and sighed. Everything that was about to happen was going to have to happen rather quickly. Bracing his hands on the ground behind him without his guard knowing, Ikuto got ready to spring into action.
"SHIT! SHE JUST KICKED ME! CATCH HER!"
With no better time than the present, Ikuto launched himself into the air with his hands, kicking the knife out of the man's hand with one foot. He landed on his feet before round house kicking the stunned guard back into the wall. Grabbing whatever he could, Ikuto threw a shirt and a backpack on his body and raced out of their room.
Amu was currently racing down a hallway with one wrist cuffed. She'd managed to get away before they'd gotten her wrists cuffed together. Now she needed to find Ikuto so they could get the fuck out of there. Damn this city and the fact that most of the buildings only had one door in and out!
They were virtually trapped in the building, running around trying to find each other. Ikuto being a floor up from Amu, and not knowing it, was wishing that he'd at least had time to find something suitable for his girlfriend to put on. She was running around in a robe over her underwear and bra. Not the best get away clothes. It wasn't like she could exactly blend in with the crowd.
Fucking robe! The running pinkette really needed to rethink her wardrobe. If these chases were going to become a recurrence then she needed some good running shoes and some comfortable work out clothes. A sports bra would be nice right about now.
The shouting wasn't fading, but Amu didn't have anywhere that she could go. There was only one door and she needed to get out of the damn building. Going up wasn't really an option because there were more guards up there.
She rounded a corner and collided with a body. Amu went tumbling backwards only to be caught in a pair of arms.
"Got you."
Snapping her head up to look into the eyes of her 'captor', Amu smiled. "About time too, stupid pervert!"
Ikuto feigned being hurt as he put her firmly back on her feet. Taking her by the hand, he began going back the way she had come. "I'll show you perverted later. For now, let's get out of here."
"We can't go that way! I just came from that way! Ikuto! We're going to get caught again!"
Amu was about to yell something else when another one of the men came around the corner. Without breaking a stride, Ikuto slammed his palm into the man's face, successfully knocking him out of the way and onto the ground. His curses followed them down the hallway. Staring wide eyed without missing a step, Amu couldn't believe what she had just seen. There was no way that Ikuto, her Ikuto was some sort of crazy good fighter and she'd never known.
"What the hell! Where did that come from?"
Ikuto glanced over his shoulder to see the stunned looked on his girlfriend's face. "I learned to fight when I was younger. It was a good thing to know for someone who frequented the streets. I snuck into your backyard without being caught; I can sneak out and into anyplace."
This information shouldn't have really surprised her. Ikuto was too strong to not know how to fight. But the frequenting the streets part didn't really make sense. "We'll talk about this later. Get us out of here!"
Smirking at the girl he loved, Ikuto pulled Amu up close to him. "You have to do exactly what I say."
Amu nodded.
"Exactly when I say it."
Amu nodded again.
"So, in other words, this is going to be one Hell of a challenge for you isn't it?"
Amu nodded yet again.
"So you aren't paying attention to what I'm saying?"
Amu nodded ye- wait a minute! "Hey! I was listening at first!" Ikuto began to chuckle. "You try listening with a freaking hot man holding you against his freaking hot body."
"Stop mumbling, love. You'll give away our position."
Amu snapped her mouth shut and did her best to stay behind her lover. Trusting him should have been the easiest thing in the world for her to do. Unfortunately, the pinkette had just managed to escape from the area he was leading her to so her entire body was telling her to run for it.
Voices drifted down the hallway to where the couple paused. "Let's send one guy upstairs and another down to the main floor. You stay here and I'll go down a few flights. They can't get past us."
Ikuto smirked, of course they were stupid enough to split up and make this ridiculously easy for him to get out. "Listen Amu, stay right behind me and don't let them touch you."
Amu nodded before following Ikuto down the hallway. The sound of the man that had headed back up the stairs was fading along with the noises from the other two. Ikuto kept his route straight as he headed for the stairs. The man waiting for them wasn't so big. Amu figured that Ikuto wouldn't even have to hit him hard to incapacitate him.
She was wrong. The moment the man saw them coming, he lifted his hand that was holding the knife and squatted down a little. Ikuto just kept walking. Amu was freaking out inside. The man had a knife. He could hurt Ikuto. She couldn't let that happen.
Before the pinkette had time to do anything, Ikuto dodged a knife jab and slammed his hand into the back of the man's skull, knocking him out. Stepping over the now unconscious man, Ikuto glanced back to see if Amu was keeping up. Her confounded look made him chuckle. "Come on Amu, I told you that I knew what I was doing."
The man on the stairs, the apparent leader, went down without ever realizing what was happening. Ikuto had stopped a flight up to watch the man lean against the wall as if he was too lazy to stand up straight and wait for them. Amu found that a little disrespectful. Ikuto found it perfect, he used his catlike abilities to sneak up closer to the man. With a tap on his shoulder, the guard turned around to face a smiling Ikuto and his waiting fist. That man was down for the count.
Amu almost laughed as she and Ikuto snuck past the idiot at the door. He was looking one way down the busy street so they snuck out the front doors and headed the other way.
"I can't believe we just got out of there so easily!"
Ikuto kept a hold of the hand of he girl that he had almost lost. Easy wasn't what he would use to describe the situation they had just gotten out of. "Amu, do you know what this means?"
"Huh? What?"
Ikuto could have slapped himself. He would have too, except for the fact that he knew that Amu really was that dense. "You're mom knew we were here. If she knew that then she probably knows where else we've been. She's got someone following us."
Amu paused in her stride; Ikuto's hand kept her moving. "So we need to get out of here in a not so obvious way."
"Yes."
The grin on her face should have warned him that she was thinking something unconventional to the fullest. "Follow me then."
Ikuto did just that. He followed the pinkette as she led him through the worst areas of the town, to the marina. Hundreds of boats bobbed in the water. Amu picked the grossest, most disgusting boat in the area and walked up to the woman working on it. "Hello, I was wondering what it would cost for you to take me and my friend here on a trip?"
The blonde girl turned around in surprise. "I'm not really one for giving lifts but from the way you two look, I'm guess you need one. My name's Sydney. I'd love to take you anywhere you need to go."
(A.N. Sydney is a friend of min on fb. She writes ff as well for Naruto. I don't own her although she is part of my facebook family and is my younger sister (not in real life) I love her lots!)
"That would be great!"
Ikuto wasn't so sure about this. This Sydney girl could turn out to be a total psycho path and chop them up while they were sleeping. "Where are you heading?"
Sydney did her best to smile politely. She knew that the tall man didn't trust her at all, but that didn't mean that he couldn't show some respect. "I was on my way to Australia to visit Tay-chan. She's a good friend of mine that I haven't seen in a while."
Amu's eyes lit up and Ikuto knew that look. "I guess we're going with you to Australia."
The squeal Amu let out hurt his ears, but her hugging him only made him smile.
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Morg: The end of the Singapore incident. Tay-chan is my facebook daughter and also writes Naruto.
Ikuto: We don't care about that…
Amu: Why wasn't I wearing clothes during any of this chapter?
Morg: Well…
Ikuto: Don't complain! You looked hot!
Amu: I'm going to kill whoever reviews. No one cares about this stupid chapter that is not a chapter anyways!
Morg: Don't be so hostile!
Ikuto: I'll calm her down later.
Morg: I don't wan to know what that means.