Swiftfire: First I'll need Lionblaze.
(Lionblaze randomly appears)
Lionblaze: Where am I and who are you?
Swiftfire: You're on the Torture Show and I'm Swiftfire. Hmmm...I'll need my sister Spottedfire for this.
(Spottedfire randomly appears)
Spottedfire: What do you want I have kits to care for remember.
Swiftfire: Sorry sis but I need you for this dare.
Spottedfire: Oh yeah the Torture Show.*grins evilly*
Lionblaze: I'm scared.
Swiftfire: Good...for us not you, Spottedfire would you read the dare for us.
Spottedfire: Sure, Lionblaze you must have kits with Heathertail and Poppyfrost and tell them after the kits are born that you have kits with another she-cat.
Lionblaze: Do you want me to get clawed apart?
Spottedfire and Swiftfire: *exchange a guilty glance*
Swiftfire: If I said yes would you run away?
Lionblaze: Yes
Spottedfire: You know if you try to run away we'll claw you apart.
Lionblaze: You're both evil she-cats.
Swiftfire: Thanks but flattery will get you nowhere.
Spottedfire: Yep you're still going to do the dare.
Lionblaze: If I don't?
Swiftfire: We'll kill you.
Spottedfire: *unsheathes claws*
Lionblaze: does dare
TWO MONTHS LATER
Heathertail: *has two tiny kits*
Lionblaze: The kits are beautiful but I had kits with Poppyfrost too.
Heathertail: WHAT!!!!!!? *claws Lionblaze apart*
Swiftfire: Wow
Spottedfire: That was cool.
Swiftfire: I didn't think she'd be that evil.
(Brings Lionblaze back to life and setting turns into the ThunderClan nursery)
Poppyfrost:*has three kits*
Lionblaze: The kits are cute but I had kits with Heathertail.
Poppyfrost: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*claws Lionblaze apart grabs his heart and shreds it*
Swiftfire: And I thought Heathertail was evil.
Spottedfire: Heathertail wasn't even close.
Spottedfire and Swiftfire: see ya next week!