Swiftfire: Sorry people Spottedfire is still baby-sitting and Icepool caught blackcough (worse form of greencough). So I've got to call my best friend Wingshadow
(Wingshadow randomly appears)
Wingshadow: Hey Swiftfire what's up on the Torture Show?
Swiftfire: Nothing except you're my co-hostess for today
Wingshadow: Sure I can do that.
Swiftfire: Now tell me, who shall we torture today?
Wingshadow:*grabs random card* Scourge.
Swiftfire: Now this will be cool.
(Scourge randomly appears)
Scourge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *curls up in fetal position and cries*
Swiftfire: If you don't stop crying and do the dare I will shoot you with a bazooka.
Scourge: What's the dare?
Swiftfire: *holding bazooka* Crap, I wanted to shoot him. *puts bazooka away*
Wingshadow: Scourge, you must worship a god named Unicron and see how everyone reacts.
Scourge: Never!
Swiftfire: Do you want to die? *unsheathes claws and looks for bazooka*
Scourge: Fine I'll do the dare.
Swiftfire: Yes you will, at a gathering!
(Setting changes to gathering including BloodClan)
Scourge: Hey everybody I worship a god named Unicron!!
RiverClan, ThunderClan, ShadowClan, and WindClan: laughing
BloodClan: *cutting themselves with razor blades and dying*
Swiftfire: Awesome!!!
Wingshadow: Sometimes I worry about you Swiftfire.
Wingshadow and Swiftfire:*waves* see ya next week!!