Icanhazlolcatsplz is you are a girl please tell me.

Swiftfire: AAarrrgg! There's no one who can host with me at the moment so I have to look through these crappy applications*looks through applications*Here's someone decent.

(Black tom with white paws randomly appears)

Swiftfire: Hello Icewind welcome to the Torture show.

Icewind: Finally you got my application!

Swiftfire: Actually I've had your application for the last two weeks I just didn't feel like reading it.

Icewind: Okay I'll just read the dare.

Swiftfire: Who's it for?

Icewind:*grabs random card, reads it, and looks confused* It's a dare for you.

Swiftfire: Well read it.

Icewind: Well you must become fat and lazy.

Swiftfire: What no I'm a warrior! Warriors aren't fat and lazy.

Icewind: The punishment is marrying me.

Swiftfire: I can always get the extra weight off.

Icewind: Is marrying me really that bad?

Swiftfire: I'm doing this for you I already have a mate.

TWO MONTHS LATER

Swiftfire*is super fat*

Icewind: Swiftfire the show's back on.

Swiftfire: First bring that tread mill over here.

Icewind:*pushes tread mill to Swiftfire*

Swiftfire*Runs on tread mill*

TWO HOURS LATER

Swiftfire*back to original size* who gave me that dare Icewind?

Icewind: Icanhazlolcatsplz

Swiftfire: I'm going to track him down and kill him*tracks Icanhazlolcatsplz down, unsheathes claws, and kills him.

Icewind: You scare me Swiftfire.

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Swiftfire: We'll do another dare

Icewind: It's another dare for you Swiftfire.

Swiftfire: What now?

Icewind: You have to call yourself the Waspinator and speak in third person.

Swiftfire: punishment?

Icewind: Having kits with Scourge.

Swiftfire: *faints, revives, runs into a room, and appears with a wasp-patterned cape* Waspinator shall protect all who need protection.

Icewind: Are you having fun?

Waspinator: Waspinator hates this dare but Waspinator won't have kits with evil Scourge.

Icewind: I love this dare.

Waspinator: Waspinator will kill you.*kills Icewind* No co-host? *brings Icewind back to life *

Swiftfire: I'm ending this dare now the day's over anyway

Icewind: That's fine with me.

Swiftfire and Icewind:*waves* see ya next week.

If you want to find these stories by myself you can also find me at www. booksie .com as Swansong102