Swiftfire: Welcome back to the Torture Show and since I was almost sued last week for mental scarring I will state that we are not responsible.
Icewind: Yes that's right if you are experiencing mental scarring or trauma we have nothing to do with it.
Swiftfire: Also don't forget to send reviews to torture cats of SkyClan, RiverClan, ShadowClan, and WindClan and if you wish to torture a cat that has been tortured before just review and check the chapter again.
Icewind: Today we shall torture Ashfur.
Swiftfire: Finally!
Icewind:*looks at Swiftfire like she's insane* you're sure we shouldn't send you to rehab.
Swiftfire: Positive.
(Ashfur randomly appears)
Ashfur: WWWWhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????!!!!!
Swiftfire: Ashfur isn't so bad all you have to do is spend the whole day with Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight.*Swiftfire told them to act super flirty with each other*
Ashfur: Okay that's not so bad.
ONE FLIRTY DAY LATER
Ashfur: *rocking back and forth* she was almost mine but he took her away
Swiftfire: As you can see Ashfur needs therapy but we don't care.
Icewind: No we do not.
Swiftfire and Icewind: See ya next week!
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7/21/09
(Icestream and Icewind randomly appear)
Icestream: Swiftfire has friends.
Icewind: She met them while she was with the men in white.
Icestream: She's still there though.
Icewind: I know
Icestream:*reads dare* Ashfur!
(Ashfur randomly appears)
Ashfur: Again?
Icewind: Yep.
Ashfur: *fetal position* Not Aaagaainn!
Icestream: Too bad, I'll shoot you!*holding bazooka*
Ashfur: You're evil too? I thought you were the nice one.
Icestream: I just really hate you and I just thought you should've got Squirrelflight.
Ashfur: Why?
Icestream: Brambleclaw wouldn't have suffered the pain of Squirrelflight's lies, you deserve it.
(Barkface randomly appears)
Barkface: Hi!
Icewind: You've lived too long, just die!
Icestream & Ashfur:…
Icewind: *holding bazooka* mwahahahahaha *shoots Barkface*
Icestream: We torture, not kill.
Ashfur: *tries to sneak away*
Icestream: Oh BloodClan! *sees Ashfur*
Icewind:*ties Ashfur up*
(BloodClan randomly appears)
Icestream & Icewind: Torture him! *points to Ashfur*
BloodClan: Yay!
Icestream: Ashfur you can't die!
Ashfur: Great …
(A/N: I will randomly name BloodClanners)
Pansy: *slices Ashfur in half* Die!
(Ashfur returns)
Flutter: *drowns Ashfur* Drown!
(Ashfur returns)
Misty:*ties Ashfur to wood, pours liter fluid on him and lights it* Burn baby, burn!
Ashfur: Aaahhh!
(Ashfur returns)
Scrounge:*rips Ashfur to pieces* mwahahahahaha!
(Ashfur returns)
Brambleclaw: I momentarily joined BloodClan for this.*beats Ashfur with a pipe, stabs him, shoots him with a pistol, and burns him* Back to ThunderClan! Mwahahahahaha!
(Ashfur returns)
Willow: *shoots Ashfur with a bazooka* I love bazookas!
(Ashfur returns)
[This continues all day with different characters]
Ashfur: Can I die now?
Icestream: Sure.
Ashfur: Yay! *dies*
Icewind: I never thought death was good.
Icestream: It is for him.
Icewind: *gets on one knee* Icestream will you marry me?
Icestream: *screams* Yes a thousand times yes!
With Swiftfire
Swiftfire:*sleeping, wakes up* Somebody agreed to marry Icewind! WTF! OMS! What is wrong with the world!
Hollyleaf: It'll be alright.
Sandstorm: Is it that bad?
Swiftfire: He's my co-host
Sandstorm: Oh I get it.
Back At The Torture Show
Icestream & Icewind:*making out*
Icewind: See ya next week!
Icestream & Icewind:*making out*