Swiftfire: Welcome back I will say it one more time you can't sue me
Icewind: Today we'll torture Jayfeather
Swiftfire: I'd like to introduce my third sister Swansong
(Swansong randomly appears)
Icewind:*drools*
Swiftfire: Sorry buddy she's taken.
Icewind: Lucky guy.
Swansong: Let's bring Jayfeather out
(Jayfeather randomly appears)
Jayfeather: Oh crap you three.
Swiftfire: Yes and you must run around ShadowClan territory into the middle of camp and burst into song
Jayfeather: Fine.
Swansong: Really? Most people want to hear the punishment first.
Swiftfire and Icewind:*exchange a glance*
Jayfeather:*runs around ShadowClan territory into the camp and begins to sing with Hollyleaf, Swansong, and Swiftfire*
Fake Your Way to the Top
Jayfeather
Thirteen years of solid gold platters
Rising cost and cocktail chatter
Fat deejays, stereophonic sound
The game of hits goes 'round and around
But you can fake your way to the top
'Round and around,
Try that part baby
Swansong
'Round and around!
Jayfeather
Fake your way to the top
Swiftfire
'Round and around!
Jayfeather
You fit right in there sweetheart!
You can fake your way to the top
Hollyleaf
'Round and around!
Jayfeather
I knew you'd have it baby!
And it's always real, so real
Girls
Always so real
Jayfeather
Yeah, when you're comin' down!
Icewind (Spoken)
Ladies and Gentleman, the wildest man in show business, Jayfeather
Jayfeather
Oh, Help me Jesus
Girls
Help me, Jesus!
Jafeather
Help me, help me Jesus
Girls
Help me, Jesus!
Jayfeather
Help me, help me Jesus
Girls
Help me, Jesus!
Jayfeather
Help me Jesus
Up, back up, back up
Girls
All the way up...
Jayfeather
Yeah, number one
I know what's happenin'
Girls
Doo, doot, doo doo
Jayfeather
I been around
Workin' my way
Girls
Doo, doot, doo doo
Jayfeather
Through every town
I make my livin'
Girls
Doo, doot, doo doo
Jayfeather
Off of my sound
Girls
Doo, doot, doo doo
Jayfeather
And the game of hits
Here we go
Goes 'round, and around, and a
Girls
'Round and around and 'round and around
and 'round and around
Jayfeather
You can fake your way to the top
Girls
'Round and around!
Jayfeather (Spoken)
Blow your horn!
(Sung) Fake your way to the top
Don'tcha know I made my way to the top
Yes I did
And it's always real, so real
Girls
Always so real... Ooh!
Jayfeather
OH!
Girls
Help me, Jesus!
Jayfeather
Help me, help me Jesus
Girls
Help me, Jesus!
Jayfeather
Help me, help me Jesus
Girls
Help me, Jesus!
All
Fake my way to the top!
ShadowClan:*cheering and screaming*
Swansong, Swiftfire, and Icewind: see ya next week!