The New Host
Hi! Thank you for having a time to visit us. Please come in and sit on this comfortable sit. I know you are scared to try our new commoner's instant coffee but would you rather drink it from my mouth, princess?
"We want Kagome-kun!" said the crowd to the Hosts who love Kagome. "Please leave, the Host Club will be open after class, Ladies... Er... and Gentlemen." said Tamaki trying to calm down the crowd. "NOOOOO! I want Kagome-kun" said the crowd madly. Tamaki went to his emo corner and makes his very own mushroom farm. "Ummm... Excuse me, but Kagome is sleeping right now on the sofa." said Haruhi to the crowd. Every body stared at her. 'How does that help to calm this people, Haruhi!' thought the hosts angrily. The crowd goes wilder, thinking that Kagome looks so hot while sleeping. "Also, Kagome's blood type is AB. That means, Kagome has the same blood type as Kyoya-senpai and Hunny-senpai." continued Haruhi who is looking so innocently. The crowd look towards the sleeping angel Kagome who is having irritated looks while sleeping. The crowd turn pale as a ghost. They all new that when you make Kyoya and Hunny angry, they become cold as a harsh winter and heartless killer machine with the deadly venomous glare that makes people seen the frozen hell. Thinking what will Kagome do, makes the crowd shiver from fear. The crowd silently running away fast as a lightning to not bother Kagome when she sleep.
"Thank you for saving us all, my precious daughter!" scream Tamaki jumping with glee. "Yeah, you are so clever, Haruhi, that you almost make all of us think that Kagome's blood is AB are true." said the twins in unison, snaking their arms on her hips. "but Kagome DO HAVE AB BLOOD TYPE." said Haruhi not realizing that Tamaki and the twins froze and turned pale from fear. "WHAT!?" said Tamaki and the twins in unison.
"Haru-nee-chan!" whine Kagome who was now wide awake. The 3 idiots (Tamake and the twins) froze and cower in fear. "Don't worry guys, when Kagome wakes up by his own, there is no danger, yet." said Haruhi. 'YET?' thought the 3 idiots gulped. "What is it Kagome-kun." said Haruhi. "It's so hot! Please help me remove my clothes!" whine Kagome raising his arm. "Not now Kagome, we should do it at home." said Haruhi kissing Kagome's forehead. "WHAT!" said everybody. "Huh?" said Haruhi not knowing why. "Haruhi how could you be so naive! W-why would you r-remove his clothes whenever he tells you. Daddy will not allow you to make s-such f-f-forbidden move!" said Tamaki who's face is red. Nodded the group in agreement. "How will Ranka-sama react when you did this." said the twins. "But father doesn't mind it at all and plus I already saw Kagome's body in bathroom, while dressing, and some times on the bed after all we do live in the same house and in the same bedroom." said Haruhi like she didn't mind it at all. Everybody turned red as tomato. "I-i-inappropriate! Kagome! Shame on you! As a man, you shouldn't show your body to such an innocent girl like Haruhi. Now look at my Haruhi. Look how she get used to see your body like it's a normal thing to see! How would you feel when you see Haruhi's body as well!?" said Tamaki. "Yeah How would you feel, Huh." said the twins.
"Nothing..." Said Kagome. "What!?" everybody said. "I said nothing, after all... I already see Haruhi's body almost everyday." Answered Kagome as if it's like a normal thing to see. "Nooooooo! My innocent children! They are now been exposed such inappropriate things! Mommy! How could we let such a thing to our children!" said Tamaki hysterically who also grabbed Kyoya's shoulder and shaking him to the point that he became so dizzy. "Should we tell them?" said Haruhi to Kagome. Everybody focused on the 2 cousins. The silenced feels the air. The hosts await for Kagome to answer Haruhi's question.
"Nah... I have a feeling that they will know our little S-E-C-R-E-T soon. My dear sweet HA-RU-HI." said Kagome smirking. Kagome kissed Haruhi's right cheek.
"WHAT!?" said the hosts except Kagome and Haruhi who are giggling each other.