EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, PUT THE DAMN PITCH FORKS AND TORCHES DOWN! I CAN EXPLAIN! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WE CAN'T TALK THIS OUT LIKE CIVILIZED PEOPLE! NO NEED TO GO SAVAGE ON ME!
*sigh* Now, you have every right to be pissed at me. I honestly have no excuse for leaving you all hanging like that. But, to tell you the truth...I've lost inspiration for this crossover, due to my most recent obession with Doctor Who and all. Honestly, that show REALLY gave me problems. Which got to ask myself a question that would possibly fuck up the fiction realm for all of life. The question...well, spoilers ;)
So! Here's what I'll do: anybody who loves Fairy Tail and likes KH and FT together, come over and message me to talk. I'll do a collab on this with the one that best catches my fancy.
Warning: I own nothing but the story.
"Saix! Where is Zexion, Lexeaus and Demyx with those supplies!-?"
"They're right outside sir."
"Vexen! Is that ice sculpture done yet!-? And it better only be Lucy with angel wings!"
"Almost finish!"
"And where is Axel!-?"
"I'm right here boss, cool your jets whydontcha?"
And with those words, all hell broke loose onto Axel. Courtesy of his frustrated superior.
Damn perfectionist attitudes. Gives everyone a headache most of the time.
Lucy's Room
Lucy was in her room, strolling down memory lane. This was due to the fact that today was her birthday. She remembered the times she spent her birthdays with her mother before she died, and then after meeting with her guardian angels, they spent that very special with birthday parties that her servants and caretakers hosted for her. Of course, due to her Magical Power being so low at the time compared to her now, she obviously couldn't summon all XIII of her guardian angels.
Instead, only two, sometimes four, of her guardian angels attended those birthday parties, bringing along her birthday presents the other Celestial Spirits bought for her in the Celestial Spirit world. At that part of her memories she let out a big sweat drop. Some of their presents, or rather the items in the Celestial Spirit world, were just… plain weird. It's the thoughts that were counted, true, but really some of them were just so weird looking and didn't really had that much practical use in her daily life so she just left them in her closet.
And then suddenly, Lucy quickly got up and stared at the wall with wide eyes.
She totally forgot about the shroomsZexion got her last year and they were in her closet!
"Shit!" The heir of the Heartfilia let out an uncharacteristic word out her mouth as she dashed to her closet.
She knew she shouldn't just burned those shrooms after party was over! They weren't anything like the shrooms she saw Zexion had on hand. Hell, she could've swore they were GROWLING at her when Zexion handed them to her! Opening the door, seeing the monstrosities behind them, she wisely closed the door when one of them said; 'Finally'.
The Castle That Never Was
Zexion suddenly let out an uncharacteristic shudder.
"What's wrong Zexion?" Lexeaus asked as he helped one of the smaller members of the Organization hang up a banner that said 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCY HEARTFILIA' along with Axel and Xion.
"I don't know…For some reason…I feel like Lucy wants to kill me."
"It wouldn't happen to do with those weird ass last minute shrooms you gave her last year would it?" Axel asked.
"They looked perfectly fine to me!" Zexion said, trying to defend himself.
"That's not saying much since Larxene gotten you high during that time… ."Xion chimed in with a disapproving tone.
"…"Zexion wisely decided to say quiet. "You don't think Lucy is really going to kill me do you?"
"Depends on what kind of hell those shrooms put her through." Axel shrugged.
"Axel, they're nothing more then shrooms."
"Yeah, shrooms that can growl at people."
Lucy's Room
Lucy plopped down onto her bed, tired from somehow managing to destroy those monster shrooms without anyone in the mansion noticing. How she did it not even she knew! Or if you wanted to get technical she was too tired to remember.
"Note to self; tell Zexion to get me books from now on... ." Lucy muttered to herself before looking at her keys. She noticed the servants and caretakers were kind of... carefree on this day by their standards. Usually they would try to keep her from going to a specific area around the mansion because that's where her party would be held.
Which means something was up.
In fact, her Celestial Spirits seemed awfully... nervous during training when the topic of "Who Wants to Attend to Lucy's Birthday Party' came up. Larxene and Xaldin easily dodge the question, leaving the Silent Hero and Cloaked Schemer to answer her question. And when it comes to Lucy and her questions, they sucked at trying to hide something from her. Though, at least they had enough skill to not reveal something to her.
Well, if there was one person she could trust to get answers when it comes to her guardians, it was...
"Open, the Gate to the Radiant Puppet! Number XIV, Xion!"
Out of all the other Organization Members Lucy found Xion the easiest to relate as she started entering her adolescent years. That and out of all the other Organization members Xion was the most trustworthy one out of the bunch. Despite her trust in them Lucy can't help but feel some of the others were going to backstab her when she least expects it (*Cough*SorryMarluxiabutI'mtalkingaboutyou*Cough*)
"Oh... hello Lucy, what can I do for you?" Xion asked.
"Well, I was wondering who wanted to come to my birthday party this time... " Lucy stated.
At this, Xion let out a small smile. "Well... I guess it's a good thing we just finish... " Xion said with that same tender smile.
"Huh? Finish what?"
"Here!" Xion said, closing her eyes as she happily handed out a pile of clothes.
"Huh? What's this?" Lucy asked, picking up the clothes and inspecting it.
"Just put it on!"
"But... "
"Just put it on!"
"But... ."
"Lucy-chan... . Just. Put. It. On... ."
The Castle That Never Was
Lucy opened her eyes, and found herself in a grey room filled with platinum decorations. She knew what's going on now, seeing this room within the Celestial Spirit World. The banner was more then enough proof.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCY!" Her Celestial Spirits, guardian angels and more importantly... friends said as they came out of their hiding places.
"Minna... arigatou... ." She said, tearing up.
"Hey, don't cry now! Today's your special isn't?!" Larxene said, slapping her back. A big, cheesy, (nonlethal) grin plastered on her facw
"Yeah, the boss was all gung-ho with the decorations so stop crying! You'll break his heart!" Axel joked. "... Actually, keep crying. Hopefully he'll die from a heartbreak." That comment earned him a smack from Xion.
"Enough with teary eyes and whether or not we should let Xemnas die in a hole in the ground! LET'S PARTY!" Demyx roared.
"SHUT UP YOU LAZY ASS!" Shouted most of the Organization, causing Demyx to sulk to the nearest corner with Xion, being the mother hen she was, being the only one comforting him.
"Lucy, what do you think of the ice sculpture that Xemnas had me make?" Vexen asked.
"It's... awfully simple of you Vexen." Lucy couldn't help but say, since it was merely just her with angel wings. She expected something like her holding the world in the palm her hands since this was Vexen they were talking.
"HA! Told you!" Obviously that was from Vexen to his superior.
Lucy's Room
In a flash of light, Lucy came back to her room, tired from without a doubt her best birthday party ever.
"I see that you've returned." Hearing that voice caused Lucy's blood to stop cold. Why was he in her room? Why was that man bothering her now? Slowly, she turned her head around and saw her father, Jude Heartfilia, sitting on her chair with a scowl on his face. "Do you know how long you were gone young lady?!"
"Uh... a few minutes...?" Lucy offered weakly.
"You've been gone for 3 months! Don't you know the flow of time in the Celestial Spirit world is different!-?" Jude roared.
"... ." Lucy wisely stayed quiet.
"Those Spirits have been nothing but trouble ever since you got them." Jude stated. "From now on, you are banned from using any Magic!"
"What?!" Lucy cried out. "You can't do that!"
"I can and I will!" Jude stated. "Anything related to Magic will now be banned from this household until I say so!"
"... No." Lucy said, clenching her fists.
"What did you just say?!"
"I want to be a great Mage, just like Mom was back then!" Lucy declared. "Ever since Mom died, you've practically never left that office of yours! You never cared whether or not if I was sick or if I was injured... Well fine then, if your stupid company means more then your own daughter then I guess it's better if I just leave!" Lucy declared.
"You listen here young lady! You're not going anywhere!" Jude stated in anger. "You will stay here and be a good daughter and wait until I find a suitable suitor for you!"
"No! I'll live my life my own way, not yours! Open, the Gate to the Cloaked Schemer! Number VI, Zexion!"
The Cloaked Schemer appeared in a flash of light, appearing behind Lucy. "Lucy…?" Obviously the former Nobody didn't expect to be summon so soon. He turned his attention to Jude and pieced the puzzle together. "It would seem that you and your daughter have a disagreement." Zexion stated the obvious.
"You and the other Celestial Spirits have corrupted her!" Jude stated. "From now on, she is banned from using Magic!"
"Zexion, don't listen to him!" Lucy said, and in his mind Zexion let out a sweatdrop since he didn't know what possessed Lucy to think he would listen to Jude of all people. "Take me away from here! I don't want to stay here anymore!"
"Your daughter has spoken Jude Heartfilia. Farewell." Zexion said. Jude tried to protest and take Lucy by force, but all he saw was pieces of paper clouding his vision before the nightmares began…
Lucy opened her eyes, and found herself in the middle of a forest. "Zexion? Where are we?"
"In a nearby forest Lucy." Zexion answered. "Would you like me to teleport you somewhere else?" Zexion questioned.
"Yes! I mean, with me running away from home and all I think we would need some supplies."
"I see... Then... no." Zexion said. At this Lucy face-faulted.
"What do you mean NO?!" Lucy yelled.
"I mean that this would make good survival training." Zexion answered, fixing the bang covering his eye. "Up until now me and the Organization members have been training you in using your Magic, with the occasional History lesson from me and Physics lessons from Vexen." Zexion explained. "Summon Lexeaus, out of all the other Organization members he's the best at long term missions."
The Castle That Never Was
Lexeaus let out a sneeze.
"What's wrong Lexeaus?" Xaldin asked, looking up from his poker game with Luxord and Xigbar. Seeing the Silent Hero's darkened face however, the three former Nobodies let out a sweat drop.
"What's wrong? I think Zexion just told Lucy on how you all always send me to the most outrages missions with no supplies whatsoever." Lexeaus stated with a growl that promised pain.
"Well... come on! You're the best at survival!" Xigbar said, giving Lexeaus the most common excuse. All that got him was having his head almost chopped off, courtesy of Lexeaus' Axe Sword.
"Doesn't mean you couldn't give me at least a tent you fools!" Lexeaus roared, charging towards Number II, III and X. However, before the Organization had three of their members hospitalized, Lexeaus disappeared in a flash of light.
The three poker players let out a sigh of relief.
"...Why don't we give ourselves supplies for the longer missions anyway?" Luxord asked, suspicious.
Outside the Forest
"You should've waited for a few more seconds Lucy...I was so close..."Lexeaus mumbled as Zexion and Lucy stared at him.
"Ahem." Zexion coughed to gain Lexeaus. Unfortunately, it failed. "Ahem!" Zexion tried again, this time a bit louder. Still didn't work as the two watched Lexeaus making strangling motions. "AHEM!" You know what they say? On how the third times the charm? Well, this applies here as Lexeaus finally came back to reality. Seeing that Zexion was giving him a glare for being unprofessional and Lucy confused look, Lexeaus let out a cough before speaking.
"Yes uh... I'm guessing that you summoned me for a reason?" Lexeaus questioned.
"Yes, you are to help Lucy with her survival training." Zexion answered.
"I'm assuming Lucy has ran away from home and you're just milking profit from this situation as much as possible?"
"Yes." Zexion answered with deadpanned expression and tone of voice. "Now if you excuse me, I will be... "
"Going on a date with new his girlfriend!" Demyx said with cheer as he suddenly jumped out of the bushes. Naturally, Lucy let out a girlish scream while Lexeaus and Zexion merely let out a surprised shout.
"What the hell Demyx?!" Zexion asked as he got his breathing under controlling. "Wait... how the hell are you in Earthland?! Lucy didn't even summon you!"
"Oh well simple Zexy!" Demyx said, Zexion letting out an annoyed eye twitch at his nickname. "Leo told me that it's possible for Spirits to summon themselves if their powerful enough! He told me that he along with Virgo use this technique whenever they made a contract with someone! So I begged him to teach me this technique so I could surprise Lucy whenever I feel like it!" Demyx said with a surprisingly evil chuckle to caused shivers to go up Lucy's spine.
Something told her she should be prepared to get wet on a daily basis. (Obviously not in that way pervs)
"I see." Lexeaus said with a nod. "This would make good training for Lucy to defend herself from surprise attacks." Lexeaus stated. "By the way Zexion, I didn't know you gotten yourself a girlfriend."
"She's not my girlfriend!" Zexion denied.
"Eh?!Zexion seriously gotten himself a girlfriend?!" Lucy asked. After all, things that went by in the Celestial Spirit World went unnoticed to her unless her Spirits told her.
"I did not! She's just an acquaintance!" Zexion said. "Besides, can you really trust what Demyx says when it comes to matters like this?!"
"... . You're right." Lexeaus and Lucy said in total agreement. When it comes to matters like these, Demyx wasn't exactly the most trustworthy.
"You sure? You've been hanging out with her a lot..." Demyx stated.
"You're no different with that Lyra girl!" Zexion snapped back.
"Oh my God... Demyxactually gotten himself a girlfriend?" Lucy said in shock, seriously not expected the most annoying of her Spirits to actually get a girlfriend. Sure he was a great guy to be around, but his attitude was just annoying. How the hell he got along so well with Axel is beyond her. They wield opposite elements for crying out loud!
Said water user blushed at that comment centered around his relationship with Lyra," Well, ya know…" was his shy and a bit embarrassed response, shifting his weight from foot to foot, scratching his earlobe and trying very hard to look at anything and everything except the people in front of him.
Zexion simply rolled his eyes at that comment and went over by Demyx, grabbing his collar like he was hauling him to jail or some sort of confinement, snapping him out of his shy state.
"Well, were off then. Good luck with your training Lucy. Make sure to keep your eyes on her Lexeaus." Both magic-users nodded to the steel-haired man, while Demyx waved cheerfully.
"Bye Lucy, bye Lexy!" The dirty blonde yelled out before both his and Zexion's form flickering, and disappeared in a flash of light…just right before a huge bolder crashed into the spot the former was, courtesy of the ginger stalwart, who, quite frankly, was annoyed by the nickname Demyx gave him.
"So Lexeaus, cooked up any master surviving plans for the time being?" The blonde mage asked, completely ignoring the fact that the man in front of her nearly crushed one of her spirits with a giant bolder.
Once again, on this day, Lexeaus was going to out right murder some of the members of the Organization. He did NOT like to be sent in these types of situations. He wasn't freakin' Tarzan! Even worse, now Lucy thinks he's some kind of expert survivalist that knew what he was doing!
Well…that last part is true, but the point still stands!
However, the Hero's thoughts were cut off when a loud "EEP!" pierced the formly quite forest, the trees rustling in the wake of birds flocking into the air at the sound of the ear splitting noise.
"What in the name of Serei-o was that?!" Cried out the blonde teen, digging her pinky into her left ear drum. Jeez, whatever made that noise sure knew how to shout!
On the other hand, her most muscular spirit seemed uneffected by the noise for whatever reason,"I have no idea. But I suggest we investigate." He suggested, his master nodding as a response.
"In that case: Izuka!" Lucy exclaimed, sprinting forth to the direction of the noise, leaving Lexeaus in a cloud of dust.
The ginger sighed in annoyance, massaging his forehead as he felt a headache coming along. Damn Larxene was a way bigger influence on her than he hoped her to be…
Within the Forest
The grass around the teenage summoner rustled as Lucy ran through the forest to the noise that bought pain to her ears.
Lucy was always the one for mystery. Why, was a question she herself couldn't answer really. Perhaps it was a trait she obtained from her mother? She was always the type to let her curoisty get the best of her. She definitely didn't get it from…that man as he was too absorbed in his to be curious.
Well, none of that mattered at the moment cuz' the brown eyed mage found the source of that distressed noise, forcing her feet to skid into a stop as she came upon a very…particular sight.
A group of men with big red hearts in their eyes were holding up what seemed like a pink-skinned woman.
She appeared to be an attractive young woman appeared. She was wearing a fluffy-looking white dress that ended at her mid thigh with similarly coloured boots, curly pink hair, dark eyes and a pair of brown ram horns poking through her pink locks appeared. And by the look on her face, seemed terrified at the situration at hand.
"S-Sumimasen! But could you please put me down?!" Begged the ram girl, her face blushing beet red at the attention she was getting.
"No way Aries!" Cried out one of the men, "Karen said you have to take her place for the day!"
"Yeah! Is a Spirit like you going to disobey her master?" Question another rhetorically.
"N-No…"Mumbled Aries, conceding in defeat. They were right. As a Celestial Spirit, it was her job to serve her master in any way possible…even if some of these commands weren't in her job description.
"Yay! Then you and I are going to have diner in the evening!"
"Na-uh. We're going to go on a boat ride first!" Argued another, gripping on Aries wrist harder , causing the shy Spirit to wince in pain.
"Over my dead body!" Cried yet another man," Me and Aries are going to the beach!"
The group of men began to bicker and shout at each as the argument between who would take out Aries like she was a prize to be won raged on. However, before things could esculate, the center of the bickering has gotten her collar gripped, pulling her away from her captives.
Both the pink Celestial Spirit and her savoir dropped gently on to the ground floor, her bottom softly landing on the green grass. Lying her back on the front of the tree bark and obviously wondering who saved her from that undesired situation, Aries looked up to her savoir and was much understandably surprise to see it was our blonde protagonist herself.
And by the look on her face, she was NOT amused at all. The same could be said for the men in front of her.
"Oi! Why did you do that you little bitch!" Shouted one of the men viciously. The men all screamed in agreement, anger and hate taking over their features. However, one such as Lucy would not be intimidated. After all, how can she when she sees a man like Saix go berserk on a daily basis?
"How dare I?! How dare you treat this woman like she's some rag doll to be used!" She accused, pointing her finger at the group of men in front of her.
"Well Karen-chan gave us permission to use her in her place and a Celestial Spirit has to obey her master no matter what!"
That statement right there was all that was needed for Lucy to verify her suspicions, 'So it WAS her master that pushed her into this mess. Well then, I guess I'm going to have to show that that lady a thing or two about respecting others.' The blonde thought, already imagining sadistic ways to punish her peers for this injustice…an unfortunate trait she got from Larxene, much to the others displeasure.
Snapping out of her thoughts, Lucy glared at the nuisance she had to take care of before she could get to her new target, "As for you guys, leave now and you'll save yourselves the embarrassment of me mopping the floor with you." She warned, punching her left fist to her right hand.
Predictably, those words just pissed those men off even more as they came charging at the brown eyed runaway all at the same time. This action caused Lucy to raise an eye-brow. Now normally, at least in her mind, this kind of fight would have the men go one at a time swinging until there were no more men for her to take out. This straight on charging together like a pack of bulls just, well, saved a lot of time.
"WE'LL SHOW YOU A WHO'LL BE A MOP." They roared out in perfect union, apparently having no qualms against harming a teenage girl, not that they were capable of doing that to our heroine.
Just as the stamped of men were just a few couple of feet away from Lucy, the fourteen year-old heir simply flipped over with the flexity her three years of granted her. In mid-air, Lucy stuck out her tongue teasingly while her attackers gawped at her acrobatics…which caused them to crash into the tree they failed to see on the path they were raging running one, mangling their body parts together with loud crash. Which also lead to an ungodly amount of apples to fall out off said, burying the group of men out of sight.
The lone heir of the Heartfila giggled like a school girl as she landed. After giving a satisfied nod towards her handy work, Lucy to the Celestial Spirit she just saved, who simply stared back. stunned at what just happened.
Suddenly, the ground shook a bit, startling Aries but Lucy easily stood in place, digging her hand into her coat pockets, already knowing who could make the earth rumble like that.
Out into the clearing was Lexeaus himself, who seemed to have decided to just walk instead of run after Lucy. He stopped when his view of his mistress was clear but raised an eye-brow when he heard groaning coming from the huge pile of apples by that tree not too far from him.
"Do I have to know about that?" The ginger questioned, jerking a thumb to the direction of the apple buried men. His master shrugged her shoulders.
"Probably. Depends on the explanation what your collage here says." Lucy responded, motioning head to the ram girl behind her, moving to the side in order for her Spirit to get a better look, which made the Hero raise an eyebrow in surprise.
"Aries?"
Seeing someone she actually knew, the pink Celestial Spirit smiled brightly. Picking herself up, Aries ran up to up to the selwart, gently pushing by Lucy, and stopped just a few inches away from him, "L-Lexeaus-san! It's good to see you!" She greeted, "S-Sumenasai, but what you doing here?"
Lexeaus sighed, "I'm here to help Lucy with survival training in order to prepare her for getting by situations."
"B-But why would your group pick you?" She questioned before quickly adding, "N-Not that your not capable of doing it."
"It's a long, stupid story." The red head answered, sounding all but annoyed at that subject but just decided to let it go…for now, "So, what brings you here Aries?"
"Well, before you two started to catch up with each other, I was about to ask where her master was, considering the fact she's the reason I had to bail Aries out of a mess just now." Lucy answered, slinging an arm from Aries from behind, startling the poor spirit.
Once again, Lexeaus raised an eye-brow at that sentence, "You say your master left you in this mess? Care to elaborate?"
P.S. Thank you Symbolic Joker for your help. Could not have updated with you.
Til' we meet again!