"Perfect Machine King, attack Jaden directly!"
"Hey Jobs!"
"What?"
"Chow time."
The guard slid Billy's meal in through the cell door.
"Just like mom used to make… If my mother was a prison cook." thought Billy.
Normally inmates couldn't have computers in their cells, but Billy Jobs had bribed the warden, so he got special treatment. He spent a great deal of his time running duel simulations on his laptop.
"I always beat him on the simulation, so why did I lose to him during our duel?"
"Dueling against machines is one thing rich boy, dueling against the real deal is something else." said the man in the cell next to him.
"Shut it, or I'll make your life a living hell."
"Too late."
Billy stared at his deck, he had gathered some of the most powerful machines in all of Duel Monsters, and he had gathered several powerful one of a kind spells, but he had still lost to Jaden Yuki.
"I was an Obelisk blue the whole time I was at Duel Academy, so how could I lose to a Slifer red slacker, and how could Alexis choose him over me?!"
If Billy had his way his cell would be covered with pictures of Alexis, but no matter how much money he bribed the warden with he wouldn't allow it, it was part of his rehabilitation.
"Jobs."
"What now?"
"You have a visitor."
Billy only ever got one visitor, his lawyer.
"Please tell me you got something."
"You may have to consider the insanity plea."
"Oh yeah, trade one hell-hole for another, prison for the loony bin."
"Well sir… that's not the real reason I came here… I have… news…"
"News… judging by your body language I assume it's bad news"
"Just don't kill the messenger."
"Okay, what is it?"
"Well sir I… I don't know how to put this… Mrs. Yuki…"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL HER THAT!"
"Uh… note taken sir…"
"Good, because if you call her that one more time I'll take more than just your job. Now what about Alexis?"
"Well sir… she… uh… she's… she went to the…"
"Out with it!"
"She's… gulp… pregnant."
For a moment there was silence, and then Billy collapsed to the floor laughing. It took him about five minutes to get back into his seat.
"Very funny… now what was it you wanted to tell me about Alexis?"
"Uh… I'm serious sir… She went to her doctor with her suspicions and… the results came out positive…"
He slid the copies of Alexis' medical report under the glass that separated him from his boss. For about five minutes Billy just stared at the files, the changing expression on his face told his lawyer to run.
"WHAT!?!"
"Wakey, wakey sleepy head."
Jaden was a little relieved to hear Yubel's voice. He had been wondering where she disappeared to last night.
"Since when did you become my personal alarm clock?" asked Jaden.
"Since you got Alexis pregnant and I thought you'd like to get in the shower before she wakes up and has one of her emergencies."
(When a woman is pregnant she usually gets first dibs on the bathroom for any number of reasons)
"So where were you last night?"
"Not far, just doing my duty."
"Could you be more specific?"
"Well, you left Alexis and your baby alone and unprotected, so I decided to keep an eye on them."
"Hold the phone, I thought you were bound to my soul, and what interest is Alexis and my little nudge to you?"
"It's not really Alexis as much as the child she's carrying. As you recall Jaden I'm supposed to protect you, and that includes your offspring, if anything bad happened I have doubts Alexis would be able to protect the child by herself."
"Okay, but how could anything bad happen? I was only gone for five minutes."
"You never know, go look in today's paper."
Billionaire Technologist Billy Jobs goes crazy in prison
Sends three inmates to the infirmary
"I guess we should be glad he was held without bail."
Jaden decided to hide the paper from Alexis; she'd probably have an episode if she saw it. Someone had already told the press that Alexis was expecting, and after Jaden's performance at the international tournament the whole world probably knew about it by now.
"Dang vultures." he said.
"Last night on his show my brother told the whole world that he was going to be an uncle." said Alexis.
"He's the one that practically forced us to become a couple, and we were the first couple he and his show successfully got together. I guess it's only natural that he announces that we're happily married and are about to have a baby."
"I guess so… Oh great, the phone's ringing again."
That day Jaden and Alexis got calls from both their parents, Shepard, Dorothy, Jesse, Aster, Zane, and others telling them congratulations, some of them did remind Jaden and Alexis about how big the responsibility of being parents was, that's usually when Alexis hung up on Jaden's account.
"I know how big this is, why do they have to keep reminding me?"
"Don't worry Jaden you're going to be a great father."
"You really think so?"
"I know so, how many people can say that their daddy saved the world any number of times."
Suddenly they heard the doorbell ringing.
"Hmm… We're not expecting anyone."
When Jaden opened the door he saw no one outside.
"Stinking pranksters… eh?"
Jaden saw a small envelope on the welcome mat, it was addressed to Ms. Alexis Rhodes, and there was no return address.
"I thought the whole world knew that your name is Mrs. Alexis Yuki now." said Jaden.
"Maybe these people live in a cave." said Alexis.
When Alexis opened the envelope and looked at what was inside she gasped. Jaden didn't know what to make of it.
"What, it's just a picture of some kind of pump."
"Jaden that's an EVA pump!" exclaimed Alexis.
"What kind of pump?"
"Electrical vacuum aspiration, it's used in abortions."
"…Oh my God."
The television confirmed their fears.
"We interrupt this program to bring you this breaking news bulletin! Billionaire technologist Billy Jobs has escaped from custody!"
(To be continued)
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