"Hello again, young man." Said Iroh as Deadpool raided the soldier's armory, as well as stealing the best ostrich horse from the stables.

"Oh, hi, Yoda! The force be with you!" said the insane mercenary as he tried one of the crossbows. He frowned, then smashed it against the wall.

"You did a good deed yesterday, son." Said the old man, stroking the ostrich horse's head.

The mercenary dropped the splinters of the crossbow, then looked at Iroh. "How is she?"

Iroh smiled sadly. "Fine, thanks to you. But she is distraught. Her husband went off to find their eldest son, who was in the army; then her younger son, a mere child, went off to search for both."

Deadpool's jaw hardened. "I'll find 'em." He said, mounting the ostrich horse, before yelling, "Damn, these things are uncomfortable. "

"Wait," said Iroh, grabbing the mount's reins. "I will come with you."

"No offense Kung fu Grand pa, but I can take care of myself! I ain't a mercenary for nothing, ya know- I don't make a living by killing cute little teddy bears." Drawled Deadpool.

"I would like to help. Anyways, I'm searching for my nephew. And I make tea too." Said Iroh grinning and winking.

"I don't know…" Said Deadpool, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

"I give good advice too." Iroh mentioned.

Deadpool's eyes snapped on the old man. "Including lady advice? Huh, huh?"

Iroh smiled wolfishly. "I was a charm with the ladies back in my old days. Maybe I can teach you some old tricks, hm?"

"YAY! Finally, the writer gave me a chick scoring guru! Teach me sensei! Give me the key to the Chickamehameha, Master Roshi! Make this Anakin into Darth Vader… wait, that wasn't right…."

Iroh sighed and smiled. "So… I fetch my mount, yes?"

Deadpool once more scratched his chin. "Sure. But I'm warning you… LAST ONE TO LEAVE THE VILLAGE IS A SOUR CHEESEPUFF!" He raced out of the stables, leaving a Deadpool and ostrich horse shaped hole in the wall. Iroh sighed heavily, then a phantom of his misspent youth manifested, and he grinned widely and grabbed for another ostrich horse. A minute later, there was an Iroh and ostrich horse shaped hole next to the Deadpool and ostrich horse shaped hole in the wall.

The world was just about to get a double dose of awesome.