The Kyman Effect

by DangerDash

It's been 20 years since the end of "Toilet Paper: The Alternate Ending". A lot had changed. Eric and Kyle have married, and Eric has to do the hardest thing he's ever done. He has to leave his husband and son for a year. He's been drafted into the military because the U.S. is at war with Russia. AGAIN. Will the year end in tragedy?

11. Interrogation

Translations:

[1]Where are you planning to bomb?!

[2]No, you ginger fuck! What city are you planning to bomb?!

[3]This is getting us nowhere.

[4]Keep trying. Everyone cracks at some point.

[5]Any last words?

[6]Yes. Look behind you.

[7]That will not work!

Eric and Kenny were surrounded by Russian soldiers. Scott was tied up in a chair nearby. The soldiers were interrogating him.

"[1]Где вы планируете бомбить?!" the soldier asked.

"Your mom," Scott stalled.

The soldier hit him in the face.

"[2]Нет, вы имбирь трахаться! В каком городе вы планируете бомбить?!" he yelled.

Scott could understand them, but he wouldn't comply.

"English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!" Scott taunted.

The soldier pushed the chair over.

"[3]Это не становится нам нигде!" the soldier complained.

"[4]Продолжайте пробовать. Каждый трещины в какой-то момент," another soldier replied.

The other soldiers led Eric and Kenny into another room. They were sat down in two chairs.

"[5]Любые последние слова?" one soldier asked.

"[6]Да. Посмотрите позади вас," Eric replied.

"[7]Это не будет работать!" the soldier yelled.

The soldiers should have looked. Behind them was Scott Tenorman. Scott cut both of their throats.

"Let's go take back Fort Carson," Scott said.