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There was something on the horizon.
As the three stood there, they wondered whether it was some mirage. Except Deadpool.
It was a village of sorts, and earth nation village at that. The houses were wooden, and it wasn't all that different from the one Deadpool and Iroh had met the first time.
"Ooh! Ooh! Can we blow it up?!" Asked Deadpool excitedly.
Toph and Iroh glared at him.
"I was only asking. Sheesh." Grumbled the mad merc.
They walked that way. They saw no life at all. The whole place was desolate. Abandoned.
They were almost there when Toph picked up some hair. She rubbed them."Are they white?" She asked.
Iroh said they were.
"They've been through here!" Said Toph daring to hope. They certainly felt, and according to Iroh, looked like Appa's hair.
"Or… they're here roasting meat, lots and lots of meat?"
Iroh looked over at Deadpool. "Why do you think that, Wade." He said, sighing.
"Well… that." He pointed at something with his katana.
Iroh looked, and grew grim.
"Fire," he said quietly.
In the middle of the village, bursts of fire erupted. Some were orange- some were blue.
"Azula is there." Said Iroh, then realized something else. "So is Zuko."
"What?! Then they are there too! Come on!"Yelled Toph, before running towards the village. Deadpool looked at a pale Iroh. "You want to meet your nephew, right Yoda?" He said, scratching his armpits with a knife. "Darn it! Why are you making me scratch myself with a knife? What if I was scratchy DOWN THERE?! You sadistic, literary Darth Vader, you."
Iroh shook his head at Deadpool's madness. "Azula is there. There is no telling what shape Zuko will be in."
"Well, let's just go kick your niece's hopefully attractive butt, and meet your natty nephew and tell both of them to lay off the Mexican food, right? It can put anyone's ass on fire. I should know." Commented Deadpool on the bursts of fire that could be seen, before running after Toph, towing Iroh behind him.
Inside the village, meanwhile, Azula was combating the combined might of Team Avatar and Zuko. And somehow, still holding her ground.
"Give it up, Zuzu." She smirked, "You're no match for me."
Zuko yelled in frustration and threw a large fire ball at his sister. She dodged easily, answering with a short burst of blue flame. He managed to dodge.
Aang shot two air blades at the sadistic fire nation princess before erupting in a fury of quick air bursts.
She back flipped, side flipped and shot a jet of blue fire at the Avatar.
A shield of ice appeared in the way, turning to vapor under the fire but defending Aang.
Katara grunted and sent a few ice daggers at Azula, which were consumed by fire.
Zuko shot a bunch small fire bursts at Azula, who used her fire as a propeller to dodge, while at the same time ducking and counterattacking Aang's and Katara's air blade and water whip with a fire ring that threw them back.
Some space away, Sokka and Momo sat watching the battle. Sokka yelled, "We can do this, Team Avatar! Put your back into it!"
Azula gracefully swept back and smiled dazzlingly at her brother. "It's just you and me now, Zuzu."
"Don't bet on it, Princess."
An unexpected rock cracked her in the gut, while she was able to dodge the larger one. A large jet of fire by Zuko made her retreat into a corner.
"Toph!" Yelled Aang, getting up. She smiled. "Right here Twinkle Toes."
"Well… looks like I'm cornered," She smirked.
"BOTANICALLY DEADPOOLED UNDEAD COW FEED!" Yelled Deadpool, arriving on the scene and looking at Azula with wide eyes. "Well, hello, baby girl! Tell me… are those real?"
Azula ignored his references to her body. "Well… look who's teamed up at me."
She looked at the Team Avatar.
"Enemies…"
She looked at Zuko and Iroh.
"…Traitors…"
Then she saw Deadpool, who was standing in an anime girl pose, blowing her a kiss.
"…And this, working together." She said, wrinkling her nose.
She raised her hands.
"I'm not going to fight. I know when I'm beaten."
Her eyes scanned for the weakest in the pack. It was obviously the madman in red.
She smiled. A second later, she sent a strike of lightening at him.
As the blue blade of electricity coursed towards Deadpool, he very neatly disappeared, reappearing behind Azula, and kicking her legs from under her, before sitting on her wriggling body.
"Ah! That's the best bloody thing you've ever done, my dear writer!" He yelled at the sky, wiping his tears. Beneath his butt, Azula growled.
Everyone else looked at Deadpool in shock. He was too much in heaven to care.
"How about you give me and miss hot cheeks some private time? End the chapter already!" Yelled Deadpool, still in bliss.
I'm afraid I'll have to do as he says. Unless I want to turn this into a Mature rating.