The sun rose over a ridge, thoroughly regretting the effort when it saw what law on the other side.
Deadpool stood in a semi-heroic, mildly piratical pose which gave the effect that he suffered from constipation. His face was supposed to be serene, but looked like the death mask of a pharaoh painted with porridge and smacked with a pizza.
"HEY! What the hell am I doing here?! And why are you screwing up my description? And where in the name of Cthulhu's holy sausages is everyone? And where is my devilishly handsome mask?"
Deadpool whirled, twirled, and swirled, in order to find the writer, AKA me, whom he will never find because I am writing him. Give it up, Deadpool.
Deadpool gave up.
"Oh no I didn't."
He gave up.
"Nuh-uh. Still searchin'."
Dammit Deadpool, shut up and concentrate on the plot!
"Ooh, someone's cranky. I'm having a vision that you are an old, cantankerous old Irish cat-lady."
Am not.
Anyways, he gave up, because he realized this chapter was not an actual chapter, but was basically an odd, mildly insane filler chapter.
"Oh, yeah, totally realized that. WAIT! If this is a filler chapter, can you make it so there is a taco cart over here?"
Shut it. The chapter is here for telling you people that I'm continuing this fanfic.
"Oh, JOY!" Said Deadpool, doing an Irish jig.
Due to all of your support, I have decided to faithfully discharge my earthly life in order to better focus on entertaining you people-
"Oh cut yo' crap. We all know you're doing this 'cause you don't know what else to do."
…Shut. Up.
Also, I've closed the poll! Remember, that Who Will Be Deadpool's Girlfriend Pool? And it's been resolved!
"…Who? WHO. Tell me, or I'll send you a pissed Email!"
And it is…
"Don't tell!"
What? You wanted to know…
"No! If I know who it is, it'll take the fun outa stuff!"
So don't listen.
Deadpool grabbed clods of mud and stuck them in his ears, yelling, "Okay, mommy, now you can yell at dad!"
It is… TOPH! Now I'm signing off, to write the next chapter!
Then Deadpool woke up, with Aang airbending furiously to repel all of Deadpool's farts back at his masked nose. Deadpool sniffed, gagged, then sniffed again.
"I blame all the Mexican food."