Ooh-la la, Kanda you beast! :D

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"What? Does it look wrong?" Kanda scowled, oblivious to the blood that had begun to drip down Allen's chin.

Kanda had cut up the fishnet stockings and tied them carefully all around the front of the tank top so that the tights were like a very long cylinder of fabric. Though this solved the transparency of the tank, it still was quite risqué, so the samurai had slipped on the sleeveless prostitute shirt. That addition added just the right amount of sex appeal to the outfit while still retaining its punk style, and the wild edges of his tattoo were visible across his shoulder and arm. However, that wasn't what Allen couldn't tear his eyes from.

The bondage pants Kanda wore looked as though they were tailored specifically for him. The tight material framed his oh-so-long model's legs, thin and colt-like. Kanda turned slightly red, crossing his arms. He really wasn't that used to wearing such a revealing outfit; it didn't even have sleeves! And... was Allen gaping at him like am idiot?

Allen stood up on wobbling legs and moved toward Kanda, who looked slightly confused. Why am I walking? Why am I going to Kanda? Hell, WHY AM I EVEN STANDING UP?! Allen was dizzy, even more so than before. "Ah, screw it!" He shouted, wringing his hands, and pinned the long-haired exorcist to the ground. With Allen's hands imprisoning Kanda's wrists, the taller boy couldn't move. Or, rather, the buring heat that flamed up quickly with each contact between the two teens rendered that function void.

Oh fuck, Moyashi's on toppa me!! Kanda mentally screamed, staring upward, wide-eyed with shock and cheeks reddening. Then he "che'd" as usual, glaring at Allen, whose only response was to move closer. And that shrimp has the guts to call me girly? Look at those fucking long lashes. Che! And those big eyes... and those pouty... plump... lickable lips... Kanda shivered, and then near had a seizure when he saw Allen's torso from the collar of the black sweater. He clearly was not himself, and as if to prove that, he shifted and pushed Moyashi down, moving his hand up the cursed boy's shirt, barely running his fingertips over the hard muscles. I'm SO not letting this damn kid be seme...

Allen arched his back forward, body trembling. This caused some friction in very personal places, and at that point, Kanda snapped out of his daze, throwing himself into a wall. "...Seme? Uke? What. The. OH GOD, I'M A SICK BASTARD!!" The Japanese exorcist started slamming his head into said wall, miraculously avoiding any concussions. Allen, breathing harshly like he'd just run a marathon, caught glimpse of the plaid miniskirt poking from Kanda's suitcase-it was too much for an innocent fifteen year old- and fainted...

For a minute. "'Scuse me!" Allen rushed into the bathroom, returning with rolls of toilet paper crammed up each nostril. He twitched. This can't be good for my head… "Err, let's go to the gift shop!"

The two set out, both looking in opposite directions, extremely embarrassed and wishing they could forget what just happened. Or perhaps not, you never know. They locked the door of the cabin though but when they arrived, Allen almost immediately regretted taking Kanda here. The gift shop had horrible pastel wallpaper, and was littered head to toe with tin-foil covered candy. Candy. Candy. Candy. And we all know. Kanda. Hates. Candy.

"Hershey Cruise Line," muttered Kanda. Then he narrowed his eyes, glaring at Allen who shivered, "So Komui did take us here." Ugh, thought Kanda. Sweet things were revolting, sweet things were nothing but shit that invaded the body and terrorized it. And most of all, sweet things were nothing more than stupid fantasies, because life sure as hell wasn't. The war against the Earl wasn't sweet. Sugar was a distraction from everyday values, and Kanda, who was a fan of black coffee, wanted to stay as in tune to reality as possible. Any less, and in this cruel world you'd be killed.

"Kanda!" Allen waved him over to the extremely hairy cashier, "Will you give me some money? I'd like a candy bar." He held up a humongous, twenty-pound wedge loaded with nuts, caramel, peanut butter, and… Pretzels?

"HOW THE HELL IS THAT A CANDY BAR?!" shouted Kanda, startling several nearby senior citizens into having heart contractions, "You'll get freaking diabetes from that! Wait, no, you'll gain five hundred pounds! And get zits! And possibly go blind after you get diabetes! And then how will you fight?"

Allen batted his lengthy lashes, lower lip stuck out. "It's ok," he said sullenly to the cashier, "Kanda doesn't like candy." (Kanda had no idea why, but he got a bit pissed off here.)

"M'God! Whas wrong with you young 'uns these days? In mah time, there t'wasn't no AIDS or HIV, global warmin', Britney Spears, all them guys hatin' on girls, boyfriends hatin' on girlfriends, boyfriends hatin' on boyfriends, unrelieved sexual tension, that kinda thang..." The cashier snorted loudly. (Insert- Kanda got pissed off here.)

"No, it's alright. He's always like that." Allen looked slightly happier now, but still forlorn.

"FINE! Fine, damn it! Here's the fucking money! Go! Go buy your damn chocolate!" Kanda reached into his pocket and pulled out thirty dollars he put there for an emergency.

"Yes!" Kanda had never seen Allen smile like that when he was with him. Sometimes with Lavi and Krory, but that was rare as well. He felt a small tinge of satisfaction as Allen came back, lugging a colossal chunk of the confection in a plastic bag; it was nearly twice the size of his head. But as soon as Kanda realized those feelings, he tried his best to crush them down. Moyashi wasn't anything to him. Right? Right?

"Why the hell won't you ever buy me nice stuff, huh, you jerk!" Allen and Kanda turned around to see a scantily dressed woman shouting at a man.

The man flushed as he realized people were staring at him, and he yelled, "Because you're such a bitch and a whore, maybe that's why!"

"You selfish- I have no idea why I'm dating you in the first place! I fucking hate you!" The woman looked venomously into the crowd as if daring them to talk back.

"AAAGH, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!" The man yanked the woman, who screamed shrilly, sharply by the arm, about to strike her. The crowd gasped. There was the sound of chocolate hitting the floor…

Like a bullet, Allen had flown over to the man, gripping his arm tightly. Kanda positioned himself next to the woman, hand on Mugen's sheathe. He cast one glare upon the crowd, and they scattered from the area immediately.

"I don't know who you are or the relationship you have with this woman, but hitting a female is immoral." Allen gazed steadily at the man, whose face was returning to its usual shade.

"Yeah, listen to 'im, Lec! You 'aint never treating me right." The woman caught sight of Kanda and then latched onto his arm. He jumped from shock. "Us girls gotta stick together, know what I mean?" Kanda's mouth opened and closed like a goldfish.

"Ma'am, I am a man." The woman was surprised for a minute, putting a heavily tanned hand with claw-like pink nails over her mouth. She eyed him, and Allen got a bad feeling in his stomach.

"Ooh, I can see yer a maaan. Yer pretty and sexy! I like. Anyways, my name's Scarlet Hale. That's Lector. He's my ex-boyfriend." Scarlet proceeded to press her ample cleavage into Kanda's bare biceps. He winced, as though in pain, and tried to shake her off. But she was like an octopus, determined, and doubly equipped with suction-cups. "Love your outfit by the way. Where'd you get it?"

"You- you damn bitch!" Lector was once again angry. Allen tightened his grip and the man finally noticed him. "Hey, y-you're a girl, aren't you?" he asked.

Allen coughed. "No, I'm a guy too." Lector continued staring and staring at Allen in a dangerous way.

Although the white-haired exorcist knew he had the upper hand when it came to fighting, he still felt violated by Lector's almost perverted gaze.

At once, "My name's Lector! Lector Osmond! What's your name? Do you like candy? I love candy! I bet you're going to Hershey Park, so why don't we get a room-"

Kanda had Mugen pointing directly at Lector's heart, and Scarlet, instead of being scared, cackled. "Gut 'im!" She screeched noisily.

"Kanda!" Allen said desperately, letting go of Lector to touch his arm. Yet at the moment he released his grip, Lector reached forward and grabbed the back of his sweater. Unable to move or he'd expose his back, Allen was terrified.

"Let go of him!" Roared Kanda moving closer to Lector. Scarlet, at last understanding Kanda was serious, quickly shuffled to the side. She watched on intently, waiting for the right moment to cheer.

Lector moved his dirty, cloudy horn-rimmed glasses which had slid to the bridge of his nose and ran thick fingers with yellow nails through oily hair. "What's his name? You're his associate, so you must know."

"Why the fuck should I tell you?" Answered Kanda viciously. Fuck, fuck… I can't attack civilians with innocence, even if they are shitty bastards like him. It's against the Exorcist Code. At most I can fist-fight… but Lector's still got Allen. And what about this Scarlet woman?

"Heeheehee," giggled Lector, "You seem to have a taste for vulgarities…"

"Oh great," called Scarlet from the side, "he's going into his psycho mode. He's a real mental case when he's like that. You should get away." The woman snickered, shifting her weight on her four-inch heels.

"If I tell you, will you let him go?" Kanda tightened his grip on Mugen. Empty threats, they're all empty threats, he panicked in his mind.

"Of course. I wouldn't dream of hurting the sweet child." Something was different about Lector. It was as if he'd acquired a sense of class, but he also was more dangerous than ever. His mind spun unbelievably quickly, analyzing every possible move he could make. It was completely unexpected of a man in raggedy jeans, worn sandals, and a no-brand sweatshirt.

"His name is Allen." A drop of sweat fell from Kanda's temple.

"Allen what?"

With movements untraceable to the human eye, Kanda sheathed his sword and grabbed Allen.

"Walker."

Lector released his hold.

Allen and Kanda vanished.

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Finally some lemon and new characters introduced! Yay! They're going to play important roles in the chapters to come. An evil side... revealed. XP