Note: first fanfic, will improve as I go along, I have been a gamemaster on my past RP site so the action should be good, and I do not own Ben 10 or anything that is remotely like Ben 10.

AUTHOR'S NOTE OF GLORY: I shall now destroy the plant image and all of its dignity. Also, I apologize to both genders right up front and now. You'll understand what I'm talking about when you read this chapter.

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Wildvine turned to the rest of the students, "Well…", she said while taking off her gloves and fanning herself, "greetings once again students. I am Wildvine, please call me Sensei Wildvine. Teehehehe."

Her laugh was both annoying and odd considering that her voice was as low as a kettledrum. Heatblast had a horrified expression on his face. When she stopped laughing she said, "you've heard of me, no?"

The students shook their heads, however, Four Arms was bouncing up and down with on of his hands in the air.

"I have! I have! You are a famous ballerina and theater performer of the stage. I'm a big fan of you!"

Wildvine looked touched.

"I am honor that someone recognizes my skill as an actor and a dancer. What's your name?"

"Four Arms, Sensei," said Four Arms bowing repeatedly.

"Four Arms eh? Well Four Arms, perhaps you have also heard of my skill of fighting too? I specialize in-OH MY GOD! IS THAT THE FAMOUS DIAMONDHEAD?"

This comment caught everyone by surprise except Upgrade, who looked like he wanted to shoot himself. Diamondhead slowly said, "…Yeah."

Wildvine quickly ran up to Diamondhead while pushing over XLR8 in the process.

"Well bust my buttons and hold down my skirt! So your Diamondhead eh? Well, well, well...the professors have been telling all sorts of good things about you!"

Diamondhead nodded a serious nod. Wildvine got in real close to him and whispered, "please take advance mechanics. Anyways…"

Wildvine wheeled back to Four Arms and said to him, "Now my dear boy, can you tell me what form of martial art I use?"

Four Arms was about to answer but Grey Matter interrupted him.

"Hey wait a minute!" said Grey Matter pointing a web finger at Upgrade who was still recovering from the big hug he had received, "How can you be his mother…when your not even the same species? Much less…how can you be a mother…when all known plants have both male and female reproductive organs?"

Everyone's head, except Wildmutt's who was now scratching himself, turned towards Wildvine. Wildvine was silent for a minute and said, "you must be Grey Matter."

"Correct."

Wildvine departed from Diamondhead and slowly walked up to Grey Matter and Upgrade.

"You too are famous throughout some parts of the galaxy. I must say…a Cranium who loves war is quite special indeed."

"Thank you Sensei, but you still didn't answer my question."

"Yes, about that, I'll answer your second question first. It is well known that all plants have both male and female reproductive organs. Which means…I'm not a male or a female at all…"

"I knew there was something wrong with this chick!" shouted Heatblast.

"…and because of this, I display both male and female characteristics. Such as this dress! Don't you like this dress! It makes me feel soooo pretty! It was the latest fashion and when my round little eye first caught sight of this, I was screaming with delight and bought it with my money! The store owner said that it made me sooooo beautiful! I absolutely love it!"

Everyone was struck with a dumb expression.

Wildvine put a finger up to her mouth.

"Then again…that didn't really answer your question didn't it? Hmmmm…maybe if I answer your first one…I'll answer both!"

Grey Matter was shaking his hands in front of him, "That's alright! I don't want to know!"

But Wildvine plowed forward and ignored him.

"Well…I always wanted to be a mother more than a father, I don't really know why though…maybe I just wanted to produce offspring and to carry younglings in my arms all day! Teeheeheeheehee."

Her laugh was so odd and annoying that it gave chills down everyone's back.

"But sadly, my kind wasn't really into the whole "Father-Mother thingy". They were more into the "Everyone is equal under the Life Creator thingy". I guess that is why my kind loves each other, since there is no definite sex there is no sexism and therefore everyone loves everyone!"

By now everyone wanted Wildvine to shut the hell up, however, Wildvine kept going like a runaway train.

"Soooooo in answer to your question….I made Upgrade into a living, breathing thing and made him call me his mother."

Wildvine smiled. Everyone else didn't.

"Well," said Diamondhead, "Now that that's over with. Let's make a-"

"OH MY GOD! WHAT DOES THIS DO!" shouted Wildvine.

Everyone was once again caught off guard as Wildvine ran past them while pushing over XLR8 in the process once again and then up to a big button that said "Do not push."

"No, Mother don't!" shouted Upgrade.

Without heeding his warning, Wildvine pushed it.

Suddenly, flying robots came shooting out of just now opened compartments. They then turned their attention to the students and began to display guns of all sorts. Everyone was at first startled that this happened but they soon got into an attacking position.

"OOPS!" cried Wildvine, "MY BAD! I CAN FIX THIS!"

The students were about to attack when Wildvine intercepted all of them. He jumped in the air while screaming, "NUTCRACKER KICK!"

He extended one of his dainty legs in front of him and smashed through five robots all at once. The sharp end of his foot blew up the robot into thousands of pieces. When Wildvine landed onto the ground he jumped right back up while shouting, "SPINNING SWAN!"

He then began to spin as fast as he could in mid-air. His limbs then stretched out to their fullest capacity as they spun across the room. Wind seemed to be coming from him as if he was spinning like a hurricane. All robots that were in the way of his limbs blew up instantly. Wildvine landed back onto the ground, he took off all of his bombs off of his back and said quietly, "The Rite of Spring."

He then threw up all the bombs into the air. The bombs blew up the rest of the robots as they came into contact with them.

Wildvine giggled once more. Heatblast blinked.

"Okaaaaay…what just happened?"

Four Arms was the one to answer him.

"Sensei Wild vine's technique of fighting is quite unusual. It is known as "The art and style of Ballet fighting."

"Ballet?"

"Yes, ballet," said Wildvine who resumed to her talking again, "It comes from the ballet style of dancing, originally starting on Earth. It then became popular here in other parts of the galaxy. Soon, there even became a form of ballet in martial arts."

Wildvine turned to Diamondhead and gave him a salute.

"Sorry for the disturbance leader. Won't happen again."

"Er…right. Anyways, let's get moving team, we don't know how far we have to walk so we better start now."

Everyone but Heatblast nodded.

"Hey wait a minute! We should have a recount on who should be the leader!"

Upgrade groaned, "Are you still on that?"

Blizzard slowly walked up to Heatblast, with a cool smile on her face she said, "Heatblast…will you do me a big favor and listen to Diamondhead?"

Heatblast seemed to be awestruck, "anything you say Princess!"

Blizzard turned around and gave Diamondhead a salute, "There ya' go Captain!"

Diamondhead meekly returned it, "thank you Blizzard. Alright everyone! March!"

Diamondhead started walking to the only door that was open. XLR8 followed him and then came Four Arms. Upgrade looked back at his mother, sighed, and he too with Grey Matter on his shoulder started following them. Stinkfly followed him while Wildmutt gave a large bark and followed her. Heatblast, who had a feeling he had been duped, began to walk too followed by the Heatblast-loving Ripjaws. Blizzard followed her and had Wildvine coming up in the rear.