AN: Sorry for chapters 3 and 4 being so short, I promise that they get a little longer as the story goes on.
The team loaded onto the jet. Well, all except for Rossi.
JJ gave Hotch a look that asked what the heck was going on. "Where is Rossi?"
"He is going on vacation."
"What the hell?!? Was ten years of retirement and the last two days not enough for him? Don't say that he is going to go watch the Cubs again."
"No, he is going hunting."
JJ sighed, "So you won't give me a vacation ever, but you give him about three days off every week to do whatever he wants?"
"Don't do this to me, JJ. You know that isn't fair."
JJ's eyes got a little watery, "What isn't fair is how much work you throw on me. I'm not your servant, Hotch!"
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Meanwhile, Rossi was taking his own flight to Canada. He heard that there were a lot of moose there, so he decided to give it a try. He made his landing in Vancouver, took out his rifle and was arrested on the spot.
"I've done nothing wrong, officer."
"Hunting moose is illegal here."
"What kind of damn nation makes hunting illegal?!?"
The officer rolled his eyes and put him in the squad car. He radioed to headquarters that he got another American. I would tell you more about what Rossi said to the officer, but it would be censored.