Chaoskeeper's back again with chapter 13 XD to recap; last time Ichigo was knocked unconscious because of the strain of fighting an old friend he thought was dead. Erza seems to be re-creating the rivalry between her and Mira (albeit unknowingly, at first) when she finds that she's attracted to Ichigo. What happens next? What was up with that flower garden in his soul? Read on to find out.

Disclaimer: Still Applies

I groaned as I sat up and looked around. I was in a crimson room with a few swords here and there dotting the walls. I was lying in a pink bed with a few stuffed animals at the foot of it and a heart-shaped pillow near my head.

'Where am I?' I thought as I sat up. I slowly stood up and stretched before looking around for Zangetsu. "Ah, there you are" I said as I picked up my twin blades off the floor and strapped them to my waist.

"Oh, looks like you're awake" A familiar voice giggled. I turned to see Erza behind me in a pink apron with a smile on her face.

'Wow, she looks beautiful when she smiles like that' I thought as I felt a small blush on my face.

"Well, I just finished making breakfast if you're hungry" she said and walked out the door.

I stifled a nosebleed as I noticed that she wasn't wearing anything but an apron.

"Hmmm, nice ass she's got there, huh King?" Shiro laughed as I growled inwardly at him.

Choosing to play the part of Zangetsu I stayed calm and followed her through the door to the kitchen where I had to force myself to not drool as I the smell of her cooking slammed into me like a brick wall. My stomach however, wasn't as calm as it growled loudly. Erza giggled as I chuckled nervously before she led me to a small table.

I unstrapped my swords and tapped their sheaths twice before they vanished as I sat down while Erza brought the food. It consisted of pancakes, eggs, some bacon, and a glass of some strange liquid that she said would help give me energy throughout the day. I thanked her for the meal before practically inhaling everything before me.

When I was finished I felt fuller than I ever had in my life as I sat back in my chair and sighed in contentment. "Thanks Erza, you're a really good cook" I said.

She blushed at the comment as she walked over to me and sat in my lap. I was shocked as she leaned against my chest with a small smile on her face before my hormones took over and I noticed something else.

She was pretty much unclothed, except for that apron which didn't cover her butt that was currently situated in my lap. I struggled not to get a boner as she rubbed her ass against me in what I assume was an effort to get comfortable. She kept doing that before she sat rubbed her large breasts on my chest.

She was driving me crazy as she did all this unknowingly while I struggled.

Erza

I felt slightly embarrassed as I rubbed my ass against Ichigo. I could already feel the tension in his arms as he fought back his hormones. A slight smile played upon my lips as I kept up the movement while rubbing my bosom against him chest. His struggling was almost visible as I continued the motion pretending to be doing it unknowingly.

'Ichigo, you will be mine' I thought as I felt the area under my ass harden slightly.

Ichigo

I was fighting a losing battle as I felt myself start to get a boner. Just then, her doorbell rang and I barely suppressed a sigh of relief as she went to answer the door. I followed her to the door where Mira, Orihime, and Cana all stood.

"What are you here for?" Erza asked ushering me behind the door so as not to be seen.

"We're going to look for Ichigo; you coming with?" Cana said.

"Hey guys" I said sheepishly as I stepped out from behind Erza with a nervous grin on my face while I unconsciously scratched the back of my head in embarrassment. Mira and Orihime immediately tackled me with tears in their eyes; sending me to the ground. A blush tinged my face as I noticed that both of their breasts were rubbing against my face as they both practically death-hugged me.

"Don't ever do that again" Mira said as she sobbed into my shoulder while Orihime just silently cried on my chest. I looked at them sheepishly before noticing the death glare I was getting from both Erza and Cana. Wanting to save the other two from their wrath I jumped up and used the oldest trick in the book.

"Hey my phone's ringing!" I exclaimed with a fake look of shock on my face as I slid out the door with my soul phone in my hands. Just at that moment, it began to ring and with some real surprise on my face I answered the phone.

"Hello?"

"Ah, there you are; Kurosaki-san" Kisuke said cheerfully.

"Oh, what's up, Hat n' Clogs"

"Ah, your words wound me so, Kurosaki-san. Anyways, have Kuchiki-san and Hitsugaya-kun made it over there yet?"

"Yea, how'd they get here anyways?"

"Ah, it seems that the Hueco Mundo is much more mysterious than we first thought, Kurosaki-kun. The endless desert there seems to have yielded some more secrets when you disappeared. The hollow's world is connected to many other dimensions than we thought"

"That still doesn't answer my question"

"Ah, well I simply used the residue from the hollow's attack and cross referenced it with a Garganta and your reiatsu before using the Dangai to rip open one of the dimensions connected to Hueco Mundo" he said as if it was no problem as I deadpanned.

"Well, anyways is there a way to get to-and-from these dimensions"

"Yes, but I'm afraid I'd have to find a way to get enough power to charge the machine I use to overload the Dangai b-"

"Ok, I get it. It's a pain in the ass and you can't do it right now" I cut him off.

"Impatient as ever I see" he sighed.

I growled back as he chuckled.

"Anyways, Kurosaki I'm sending you your real body, a few mod souls in case of emergency, a textbook you'll find handy if what I think will happen does, a new soul phone, and a few million yen I converted into the money you'll need for that world"

"Thanks, Hat n' Clogs; by chance can I speak to Dad, Karin, and Yuzu"

"Sure, they're right here" he said with a slight laugh.

There was some shuffling on the other end before I heard my old man's voice in the background.

"Hello, Ichigo" he stated calmly.

"Dad; we have a lot to talk about"

"Ok, what's first?"

"My zanpakuto….it's changed"

"How?"

"It's dual-bladed in all forms except for sealed"

"That's what I was afraid of. Ichigo, your mom…..she wasn't completely human"

"What?!" I shouted shocked.

"She was a quincy much like your friend Ishida and also like him, she lost her powers which is why she died when she went to protect you"

"So, I'm Shinigami from your side, a Vizard because of my early exposure to hollows, a Quincy from mom's side, and a Fullbringer because of Grand Fisher"

"Yes, and the reason your zanpakuto changed is because your original was not your true zanpakuto. Your zanpakuto is a reflection of your soul and since your powers were gained due to another shinigami instead of being awakened as normally when you died; Zangetsu must have created a fake version of him until he felt you were ready to learn the full truth"

"Did mom know, you were a shinigami"

"Yes, and know this; because of this strange hybrid mix you've become you can utilize all of the races powers"

"Seperately?"

"And in conjunction"

"Interesting, and Dad one other thing"

"Yes?"

"This world has magic. I've become a black dragonslayer, so now I'm part dragon too" I said and Isshin laughed.

"Well, Ichigo; gaining more and more power I see. Soon enough, you'll be able to defeat your old teachers and myself" he chuckled and I grinned.

"When I get back old man, we'll have a spar and test that theory" I said and he laughed.

"Yes, we will son; now I better hand you off to Karin and Yuzu before they tackle me from impatience" he chuckled before handing them the phone.

"Onii-chan!" Yuzu said excitedly.

"Hey there Yuzu, how you holding up?"

"I'm fine, Onii-chan but why'd you disappear so suddenly? Dad said it was important and that it was a secret but will you tell me?" she pleaded and I chuckled.

"Nope, sorry Yuzu"

"Awww" she whined and I laughed.

"Anyways, how's school?"

"It's good; Karin keeps getting into fights though"

"Why?"

"Because they were saying bad stuff about you, Onii-chan"

"Oh"

"Yea, and when I said something back and they went to hit me Karin would step in. She was so cool, she'd be fighting them with this amazing skill I never knew she had, Onii-chan. Whenever, they even touched me though it was strange because suddenly the air would get so cold and her eyes looked white for a second. She keeps telling me it's my imagination though" Yuzu said excitedly as I stiffened.

"Well, that's nice that she's protecting you, Yuzu. From now on though, don't worry about what they say about me, okay? I don't want you two getting hurt over me. Tell Karin I said hi and that I'll call as soon as I can, ok?"

"Ok, Onii-chan! Call again soon, bye!" she said cheerfully. I closed the phone with a soft smile on my face as I slid it into my pocket.

The girls

They all heard Ichigo's conversation with his family. They were amazed as they heard about his powers. They were shocked to learn on his mother's death and felt a sympathetic pain in their hearts as they saw his eyes gain a darker shade. They smiled when they heard his voice pick up as he talked to his sister. They all blushed when they saw him smile as one thought ran through their heads 'He looks so handsome when he smiles and he cares for his family deeply.'

Ichigo

I felt my soul phone buzz and frowned as I flipped it open to read a text message from….Dad?

-Hey there, son. Be careful in that world and try to get a girlfriend! Just a side note; in that package Urahara-san is sending you I'm adding a black box from me. It's full of condoms and some porno magazines you can use. If you ever need more just call and I'll be happy to send you some! ^_^ Be sure to use protection when necessary and let me know if I'm to have any grandchildren soon, ok~

Go forth and reproduce son!

P.S. If you do manage to get more than one girl goodluck! That and I added some scented ones if you feel the need to get a little fancy. Try them out, and maybe you'll find a favorite but, use protection if you want to be cruel and not give me grandkids.

From your loving father,

Isshin Kurosaki-

I growled after reading it was a dark aura surrounded my body.

'I'm so gonna kill you when I get back, old man' I growled.

Isshin Kurosaki

I stuffed the special black box for my son inside Kisuke's package with a smile on my face as I thought of my possible grandchildren. Just as I closed the box a bone-chilling shiver went down my spine as I said aloud "What did I do this time?"

DX Chapter 13 is a filler with a little bit of the earlier promised harem-ness. Well, see ya next time and I hope you all enjoyed the chapter!

-Chaoskeeper