Chapter 16 big milestones people; big steps! I'm thinking of when I get to chapter 18; I'll have a little 'event.' It'll go like this, I'll post a riddle in the author's note if anyone can guess the answer to it then I'll not only mention you in the A/N (author's note) I'll also be working with you closely for the next few chapters OR, I'll let you decide the appearance of either Mirajane's or Erza's (possible) child. Well good luck people and I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as you did the last one!

Mugetsu 929; I told you that you'd like it and I was right wasn't I? :D

Strykerhl; O.O didn't think it was THAT good. –takes a bow- Anyways glad you enjoyed it and hope you didn't get your phone in the process XD

LDSAuthor2013; Thank you for the praise and I hope I didn't overwhelm you too much; I got a little creative when I was revising it to try and make it 2k words at least!

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The guild hall the following month

I was sitting back in one of the chairs near the bar with my head leaned back as I suffered a hangover from a drinking contest with a certain brunette who drank beer like water. I groaned as the guild began to get louder before letting my reiatsu explode; silencing everyone instantly.

"Look! I have a hangover, a headache, and I don't wanna hear this shit right now!" I roared before closing my eyes back and attempting to fall asleep before the guild doors slammed open.

"Ichigo; I'm pregnant!" I heard two voices shout in pure excitement. I turned to look at the doors and saw both Erza and Mira walking towards me with ecstatic grins on their faces before it finally registered what they had just said.

"WHAT?!" I roared as I fainted from shock.

Somewhere in Karakura

Ishhin felt a parently chill down his spine as he turned to look towards Urahara Shoten.

"My parent senses are tingling; am I about to have grandchildren?!" He exclaimed in excitement.

Back to Fairy Tail guild

"It seems he fainted from shock" Erza said as she checked his pulse. Mira only giggled as did Erza while the rest of the guild was deathly silent.

'Erza giggled! Mira and Erza both pregnant because of the same guy and they weren't attempting to kill each other?! What was the world coming to?!' were the thoughts that ran through every male guild member's head as they subsequently fainted.

Meanwhile all the female guild members rushed over to talk to the two pregnant women with squeaks and giggles as they talked about it. All the while Shiro and Zangetsu were laughing their asses off.

That's right. Zangetsu; the ever stoic poker face was laughing….his ass of…..with Ichigo's inner hollow, the insane mofo who wants to do nothing but kill and rape for the hell of it.

Is the apocalypse near…..I think so too.

Come to think of it; now we know why two extremely powerful women are pregnant. I fear for the people who insult the children in the near future. Two extremely powerful pissed off parents and probably one ass-kicking baby. –pales in fear- Nigga betta run like hell if he pisses them off.

I made this chapter short as hell as a preview to the next one which will not be less than 4k or 5k words at minimum. I hope you enjoyed this short preview and please try not to kill me in the meantime :3 Love all my readers and hope you're not plotting my death, bai~

-Chaoskeeper