HELLO READERS!

So, let me level with you. I don't watch Disney Channel anymore, including Austin & Ally. So this story that I have made (and is very obviously still stuck in Season 1 of the show) is going to be on and off hiatus depending on my mood. But I'm trying, and I'm sorry if this chapter's ending is very obvious. I was going to do something else, then decided that I didn't want to do that cause I hated it when other authors did it. Anyway, enjoy the chapter.

AUSTIN'S ROCKIN BLOG

May 1st

Hey guys! Austin Moon here! And I'm on a mission!

Okay, so a while ago, Ally found my blog, and stopped talking to me. Then, when I went to apologize to Ally, I sang to her, and earned her forgiveness. Out of nowhere, Dallas comes up from behind me, and punches me. We start to attack each other until one was left conscious, determining the victor. I was not the victor.

Three weeks later, I woke up to find that I've been in a coma. Ally had broken up with Dallas, and then, recently, disappeared. I looked everywhere, and I still can't find her. That's when my manager, Trish de la Rosa, came up with the idea to ask you, the readers of my blogulous blog if you've seen Ally!

Ally is the most important part of my life right now. She is the reason I smile; she's the reason I laugh. Ally Dawson is the reason I am who I am today. She's even the reason that I have this blog!

Ally is the sun and the stars to me. She's the flowers and the animals. She's the air that I breath and the water I drink. She's the pancakes I eat. Well, she would be if I was a cannibal, but you know what I mean. She's the reason I want to continue my career. Ally is my one true love.

Yes, I love Ally. I always have, I always will. And right now, I just want her back.

Will you guys please, for the love of god, help me find her? I need her! Please! Please please please!

Oh! Anyone to find Ally gets to spend a morning eating pancakes with me and Ally (if she's found)!

So yeah! Please respond!

Later!

Austin

"Okay, that should do it!" I exclaimed excitedly.

"Really Austin? Your reward is eating pancakes with you? Why would anyone want to-"

"You just got a thousand replies saying how they're going to start looking for Ally right away!" Dez shouted happily, cutting Trish's sentence off. Her eyebrows shot up, and I smirked at her.

"You were saying?" I grinned cockily, I love being right! But then Trish punched me in the arm! "OW!" I yelped.

She just grinned and went back the computer.

"I think someone found her!" Trish squealed happily at the computer. Upon hearing this, I ran up behind her, followed by Dez. Hey, that sounded fancy-ish!

"Really! What does it say?" I attempted to jump for joy in my wheelchair, which amuses Trish.

"It saaaaays-" Trish stopped, and stared at the screen, suddenly going pale.

"It says what? What does the screen say? TRISH!" I yell, hoping it snaps Trish out of her trance.

"It says..." Trish gulps, then turns to face me. "It says that Ally was seen with a hot guy with carmel looking skin and perfect hair."

I'm confused, as is Dez. Do we know anyone who looks like that?

"So we need to find a man made out of caramel in a barber shop!" Dez shouts with excitement. That actually sounds awesome!

"No that…wait WHAT!" Trish yells. 'Why would a man of caramel be in a barber shop?"

"You said he has perfect hair! Perfect hair doesn't come naturally."

"Well, mine does." I speak up, flipping my gorgeous locks.

Trish just rolls her eyes at us. "I have a feeling that as children, you both fell out of a tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"Why?" Dez asked.

"Because you guys are the dumbest pair of idiots I know! Now think! Who do we know that has caramel skin and perfect hair?"

It took me a little bit. I mean, both caramel skin and perfect hair! That's a toughy! But then it hit me.

"No!" I say, shocked.

"Yes." Trish said, sympathetically. "Ally was kidnapped by Dallas."

Ta-da! Okay, you may now review