Note: first fanfic, will improve as I go along, I have been a gamemaster on my past RP site so the action should be good, and I do not own Ben 10 or anything that is remotely like Ben 10.

AUTHOR'S NOTE OF GLORY: Well I'm back! After enough quests from several people, I decided to continue the series. However! Be warned for it is now an alternate universe fan fic. As recent events in the episodes has made all of this not believable. But that's okay right? Right! Now, be warned, this chapter is my longest chapter yet and probably my most complicated. Try to keep track of all the characters and there whereabouts!

Enjoy!

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In the darkness, Ditto was hunting for something valuable.

He was in a bedroom that was not his, in a building that he did not live in, and was about to search through a cabinet that he did not owned. No, he was in the girl's dormitory looking for a special treasure.

His eyes had grown used to the surrounding darkness. He could see the dim outline of the cabinet in front of him, a window to his right where moonlight gave him some light. He also knew that there was a bed behind him where a girl was sleeping. He had to be quiet in order to make sure that she did not awake.

Slowly, he approached the cabinet and opened the drawers. Sifting through them with his smooth hands, he grabbed the treasured items and stuffed them into his pants pocket.\

"Jackpot!" he said to himself.

Stinkfly gave a small grunt but did not stir. Realizing his small blunder Ditto made himself extra quiet in order to not be heard.

He then tripped over a bottle of beer.

He fell to the floor with a large crash and quickly got back up. However, his error had been made.

Stinkfly awoke with a start and screamed, "WHOSE THERE?"

Ditto did not make a sound.

He heard rustling from her bed and he heard her turning on a flashlight. The light beam, hit his feet but thankfully, not his head.

"Got to go!" he said cheerfully.

He ran down the hallway as fast as he could. The screams that had came from Stinkfly's room began to awake the other girls that were sleeping next to her room. As he was running, he could hear more and more shouts erupt from the rooms behind him. Forcing himself to not look behind him, he ran faster. At the end of the hallway were stairs that led down to the second floor. Skidding to a stop in front of them, he quickly grabbed the door and shut it. Then, he took out a glue bottle that said on it "QuickyGlue! The glue that is as strong as a Tetramand and as quick as the speed of light! For pranks and fast getaways!" Opening the lid, he smothered glue along the door edge and threw away the bottle. By the time he was done. Stinkfly flew up to the door and grabbed hold of it. She then began to pull the door open but it was of no use.

It was glued shut.

Though it was pitch black and Ditto couldn't see her, he bet that Stinkfly was angry for she began to shout, "WHOEVER WAS THE PRICK WHO DID THIS TO ME I WILL GET HIM AND CUT OFF HIS MANHOOD!"

Trying to not think of such an unpleasant threat, he grabbed hold of the railing and began to jump down them two at a time. As he was jumping down, his steps echoed noisily throughout the stairway though he didn't care, the enemy already knew he was here.

He passed the 2nd floor and was about to go down to the first when he ran right into Eyeguy who was coming up from the first floor. The two of them crashed into each other and fell to the floor.

"Eyeguy!" screamed Ditto.

"Ditto!" screamed Eyeguy.

"Where are you going?" said Ditto in a worried voice, "we got to get out of here before we get caught! The only exit here is on the first floor!"

Eyeguy quickly got up and pulled Ditto up. "The entrance is blocked! I accidentally awoke some of them down there and they are beginning to surround the south entrance!"

"Did you mess up their plumbing and electricity?"

"Yes! However, it was that and me tripping over a chair which woke some of them up!"

"Crap! We'll have to go to plan B then! Come on! The other exits are this way!" said Ditto.

And with that, the two of them hurried off.

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Diamondhead rushed out of his room in pure dismay. After being awoken suddenly by the angry shouts of girls, he rushed out of his room with nothing on except his pajama bottoms. Even though it was pitch black, his other senses still worked to their full capacity. Gathering a collection of data, his mind "saw" that there were several girls in front of him who had pounded upon his door.

"What happened?" he said even though he had a pretty good guess.

"A boy has snuck into my room and stole my underwear!" shouted a girl who was blushing profusely. "He tripped however and woke me up! I was able to wake my other roommate in time though and we chased him out! We thought he would try to escape by using the front door but instead he took a right, went down the hallway and up the stairs. I was able to organize my other friends in time to block the door!"

"How do you know he went up the stairs if it was dark?" said Diamondhead.

In response to this, a flashlight was turned on and briefly blinded Diamondhead's adjusted eyes.

"I grabbed my flashlight and was able to track him down the hallway; however, I did not get a good look at him. He is quite tall whoever he is."

"Why aren't the lights on yet?"

"We tried to turn them on, but they don't work! We believe that the thief turned the power switch off so he could escape easier."

Diamondhead nodded and said, "he must be heading to the other side of the building, we must notify the girls on the other side to be prepared for he will be coming their way. I want you all to lock your doors on this floor because he might turn back to confuse us and escape through one of the windows!"

Before we continue with the story I must say how the building of the girl's dormitory is designed. The basic plan is that it is shaped like a large T with one main hallway that separates into two branching hallways. Stairs are located at the end of the main hallway, in the middle of the main hallway and at the spot where the hallways cross each other. There are three doors to the outside in total, one for each end, and there are three floors. Currently, Diamondhead is on the first floor in the long hallway.

Diamondhead gave each of the girls a brisk nod and took out two walkie talkies. He threw one to one of the girls and said, "I'm going after the perpetrator. If he comes back, notify me with the walkie talkie. Also, as quick as you can, call your friends that reside in the other parts of the building we need to catch this guy as fast as possible! Good luck."

And with that, Diamondhead went running off into the hallway, into the darkness.

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Somewhere on the third floor…

Stinkfly was desperately trying to open the door that led down to the stairs. She was still having no luck with it which made her all the angrier.

About six girls approached her; all of them were still wearing their pajamas. In their hands were a variety of things that they were brandishing like weapons. One had a bat while another had an umbrella. One even had a curling iron.

"We're ready to fight these perverts!" said the girl holding the umbrella.

Stinkfly let go of the door and said to them, "I wish I could say the same thing but this door won't budge. We'll have to go to the northern part of the building in order to get to them!"

The girls nodded in unison, "Let's go!" cried one of them. The girl with the bat threw her a flashlight. Stinkfly thanked her because she couldn't see in this pitch blackness.

Stinkfly smiled, "Alright! Ladies of the third floor! Onward to battle! CHARGE!"

The girls howled an Amazon cry and followed Stinkfly towards the place where the hallways connected.

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On the north-eastern side of the building/right hallway on the first floor……

Eyeguy and Ditto rushed down the stairs and got to the first floor, relieved that they were almost free. Eyeguy's large eyes had adjusted to the complete darkness and were able to see the door.

"There it is Ditto!" he shouted, "The exit! Lets go!"

They were about to run when several diamond shards whizzed passed their heads. Immediately, they hit the floor and covered their heads.

"Crap!" whispered Ditto, "Diamondhead's here!"

Before Eyeguy could respond, a great booming voice filled the hallway.

"I know that you are here thieves! And I will warn you that if you resist your arrest, then you will be punished severally! I will also tell you that I can see in the dark so don't think you can escape easily!"

Ditto smiled, obviously, Diamondhead didn't know who he was talking too. They were no ordinary thieves.

"Partner!" shouted Ditto, "PLAN C NOW!"

Eyeguy quickly nodded and got up from the floor and ran back towards the stairs. Right after he shouted, Ditto separated into three Dittos and they ran with him. The Dittos could hear the diamond shards whooshing passed their heads as Diamondhead was trying to take them down.

"Stop!" cried Diamondhead, "Resistance is futile!"

The Dittos ignored him. As they were running up the stairs, they each separated into the vast and many floored hallways that the building had. Alpha Ditto had caught up with Eyeguy and both of them stopped at the 2nd floor and took a right towards the northwestern part of the building. Beta Ditto also separated on the 2nd floor but went south towards the main hallway. Delta Ditto however, continued on towards the third floor and went south and into the main hallway.

The game has begun.

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Northern part of the main hallway on third floor…

Delta got to the top of the stairs and stopped to catch his breath. Where to go now with one of the exits blocked? Delta would have gone back down to the first floor but he bet that Diamondhead was still there.

That left the main hallway exit. Delta was worried, he didn't know if the girls were still there guarding the exit but he would have to chance it. He would, after all, face a small army of girls than the might and power of Diamondhead. He was about to take off when a light was shined upon his face.

"There he is!" cried a voice that sounded like Stinkfly, "GET HIM!"

"Oh shit," said Delta.

Without hesitating, Delta turned around and began to run down the stairs to the first floor. Behind him, he could hear the running of footsteps chasing after him.

And they were getting closer.

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On the second floor, in the main hallway…

Beta Ditto ran down the main hallway looking for a spot to hide. Sooner or later, those girls are going to come looking for him here and he'll have to be ready for them. He went to a nearby door and tried to open it, rats, it was locked. He went to another door and tried it. It too was locked. The third door however was unlocked and he was able to get into the room.

"I got to find an ample disguise," he whispered to himself, "Since it is dark out, maybe…if I put on something to camouflage me…I will be able to escape easier!"

He groped his way around the room until he found a cabinet. He then opened it and began looking through it. He then found a skirt and pulled it out.

"Perfect!" he said.

Quickly, he placed the skirt on his waist and he twirled about.

"Hehe, I feel so pretty!"

Knowing that this disguise was good enough, he groped his way to the door and got out of the room. He was about to high tail it out of there when a voice cried out.

"You there! Stop!"

Beta froze, was he caught? Is this the end for him?

Several girls came up to him and said, "we're going to the third floor, we believed that is were the thieves have gone. You in?"

Beta's mind was racing; clearly, they thought that he was a girl, if he said no, that would make him suspicious, but if he said yes, he would have to follow them and be risking his identity. Beta made up his mind and said in a strange voice, "Sure…"

"Great!" said the girl, "Let's roll!"

And so, unwillingly, Beta followed the bevy of girls to the third floor, all the while, thinking of a plan to how to escape…

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Second floor…northwestern wing…

Alpha Ditto and Eyeguy ran down the short hallway hoping to find somewhere to hide. Behind them, they could hear the loud foot steps of Diamondhead approaching. Alpha took Eyeguy and said, "We must go into one of these rooms and lock the door. We'll then have to pray that one of my doubles distracts Diamondhead!"

Eyeguy nodded, he took Alpha's hand and said, "let's try this one!"

And by sure luck, the door that they tried was unlocked. Both of the scurried in and slammed the door shut. They then locked it.

Right when they did, they then heard Diamondhead's voice. He bellowed out, "I know you are in one of these rooms! You can't hide! We will find you and punish you!"

Alpha gulped. Pressing his ear against the door, he heard Diamondhead going through some of the doors and knocking on them to see if any of the previous occupants were still in there. Just when Diamondhead was about to reach his room, a voice came on that sounded garbled and electronic.

"Diamondhead! Diamondhead where are you?"

Diamondhead's footsteps stopped and said, "I'm trying to find the thieves that's what!"

"Well where are you? We need you on the first floor! We're chasing one of them right now!"

It took awhile but Alpha recognized the electronic voice as Stinkfly.

Diamondhead paused, he then said, "where are you?"

"We're on the first floor in the main hallway! Get your butt over here!"

"…but I swear…that I pursuited the thieves to where I am…"

"Well your wrong cause we're chasing one right now!"

Diamondhead said nothing, Alpha's breath was held in, hoping against hope that Diamondhead would take the bait and leave him and Eyeguy alone.

"I'll be right there."

Alpha breathed a sigh of relief as Diamondhead quickly walked away. When his footsteps where gone Alpha said, "Let's get out of here!"

Eyeguy said nothing.

"Eyeguy?" said Alpha, "Eyeguy what's wrong?"

Eyeguy responded to him but in a voice that did not sound like his, "Have you ever noticed that Blizzard is so beautiful when she is sleeping?"

"Blizzard? What are you talking about?"

And then it hit him. They were in Blizzard's room. She must have been sleeping right now because otherwise she would have made a commotion. Alpha's mind began to race again, this is bad! Blizzard emits powerful pheromones that no man can resist. Even when she is sleeping she is a threat to man! I got to get Eyeguy and myself out of here before I am affected by her aroma!

"Come on Eyeguy!" said Alpha pulling on Eyeguy's hand.

Eyeguy did not bulge. He just kept on saying, "So beautiful…so beautiful…"

"Eyeguy!" stressed Alpha, "Come on! Come on! Or else we are done for!"

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On the first floor, main hallway…

Stinkfly's voice rang out in the long hallway.

"After him girls! He will not escape the wrath of womanhood!

Delta tried to run faster but he was already going as fast as his legs could carry him. Already he was breathing heavily and getting more and more tired, the only thing that was keeping him going was the sheer fact that he did not want to lose his manhood.

As he was running he heard a strange sound from up above that sounded like loud bubbling. Delta smiled, of course! Eyeguy had not only tampered the electricity…he tampered with the plumbing too! If all goes well…

CRACK…SHBOOM!

The part of the ceiling caved in and water pipes gushed out large amounts of sewage onto the floor. Delta was able to miss it but Stinkfly and her ladies weren't so lucky.

They got the full blast of it.

Delta stopped and turned around to see the pipes soaking the girls with sewage. All of them screamed in surprisement and disgust as they slipped and fell to the floor. Stinkfly began to rattle off a bunch of curses to everyone and to the sewage. Delta smiled and kept running down the hallway.

He then got an idea.

When the sewage stopped soaking the girls he opened the door to the stairs, but he did not go in it. Instead, he let go of the door and went to the nearest room hoping it was unlocked.

It was.

Breathing a sigh of relief, Delta got in and closed the door.

Pressing his ear against the door much liked his Alpha counterpart did. He listened to see what was happening.

He heard Stinkfly and her group of ladies got up from the floor and ran near his door, however, they stopped.

"He's gone up the stairs! Look! The door is still open!"

"Come on! Will catch that bastard!" yelled Stinkfly.

Delta breathed a sigh of relief like Alpha did and sat on the bed which was empty.

He was safe, for now.

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On the third floor in the main hallway…

Beta was still following the girls from the second floor. They were currently looking for the "rogue" that had stolen their prized possessions. Little did the girls know, that they had a traitor in their mists.

All this time, Beta was thinking up a plan to escape, when he did, he cleared his throat and doing his best impression of a girl said, "Hey girls? I'm going to stay behind…you know…in case the thief makes a roundabout to the third floor…"

The head leader stopped and said, "alright that's fine, but be careful. When you do spot him, yell with all your might that you spot him and hold him down! That way, we will be able to catch him!"

"Okay!" said Beta.

The girls nodded and left him by himself.

When they were gone from the hallway, Beta ran to the middle of the hallway to try to open the stairs, however, they wouldn't budge. Beta then remembered that he had glued the door shut so it was impossible to open it.

What to do now?

While Beta was thinking, he heard voices from the other side of the door, putting his head up to the window of the door; he tried to see who it was…

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Two minutes earlier…first floor…main hallway…

Stinkfly stood in front of the door to the stairs and said to her amazon-like girls, "Come on! Will catch that bastard!"

She then took off leaving them behind. She flew through the air as fast as she could, there is no escape now. The stairs whizzed past her as she kept spinning upwards and upwards making her slightly dizzy. But she was focused on her target. She wanted to hunt it down and kill it. Nothing will stop her.

When she got to the top she went to the door and tried to open it.

It wouldn't open.

Stinkfly then remembered that earlier, the thief had super glue the door down leaving her behind and escaping. That thought struck her like a lightning bolt.

"YAHHHHHHH!!!!!" she screamed, "Shit! He must have gotten off on the second floor! That bastard!"

She was about to take off when she saw something on the floor with her flashlight. It was the bottle of the super glue that had held the door down. Stinkfly smiled, she picked up the bottle and held it firmly, oh what torture she could bring onto her enemy. Evil thoughts roamed in and out of her head as she smiled maliciously. By then, her group of ladies had caught up to her at the top of the stairs, the stench of the sewage still lingered with them, one of them said, "Stinkfly! Why are you stopped?"

"The door is glued shut; he must have gotten off on the second floor."

"Then who is that?"

Stinkfly turned around and saw a face peering through the window. She couldn't see who it was, but whoever he was, it was a boy.

"WHAT?!" Stinkfly screamed louder this time, "HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THROUGH!! DAMNET! THIS TIME I'M GOING TO GET THE SON OF A BITCH!"

Stinkfly stepped back and began to shoot acid from her mouth and at the door. She was determined to burn through the door and kill the thief.

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Somewhere on the second floor in the northwestern wing…

Alpha Ditto was still having no use trying to get Eyeguy moving. He was still talking stupidly about how beautiful and pretty Blizzard was. And the more he talked and said that kind of stuff about her, the more that Alpha began to fall under her spell.

"Come on Eyeguy…even though Blizzard is pretty…we must go…must go…"

His mind became clouded, his eyes became droopy, his heart quickened as each second passed, he was falling in love with Blizzard.

However, in his clouded mind, a new thought came to his mind. Slowly, and dumbly, he took his hand and covered his nose with it. His mind instantly became clear and he was himself again. Of course! The feeling of love must have been activated through the smell tissues or whatever they are in the nose. If you cover your nose, the signals are blocked!

Making sure he was covering his nose, Alpha reached out his hand and covered Eyeguy's nose. Instantly, his babbling stopped and he looked at Ditto with a sheepish grin on his face.

"Thanks Ditto…I don't know what came over me…come on…let's get out of here…"
"Amen!" said Alpha.

Slowly, the two of them crept out of Blizzard's room and closed the door.

When they were out, Eyeguy turned to Alpha and said, "Hey Ditto! There is a window at the end of this hallway…you wanna jump out of it and make our escape?"

Alpha paused for a moment and said, "I don't know Eyeguy…we're at a two story high building…could be dangerous…"

Eyeguy response had sarcasm in it, "Come on Ditto…we jumped out of higher places before and have survived. Jumping out of a second story tall building is nothing compared to those."

Alpha smiled and said, "You're right! Let's do it!"

"Not so fast!" said a deep voice.

Alpha and Eyeguy turned around to see Diamondhead standing there with a bunch of girls standing right by him.

"I've caught you! Give up now!"

"Oh shit," whispered Alpha and Eyeguy.

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Five minutes ago…one the first floor…in the main hallway.

Delta pressed his ear against the door to the room that he was currently in.

All was quiet.

Delta made up his mind; he will run to the exit as fast as possible while the coast is still clear. Delta took a deep breath and opened the door. He took a right and went down the long hallway, he ran as fast as he could, he could see it! He was nearing his goal! Nearing his freedom! Nearing his-

"THERE HE IS!" yelled a voice.

Delta quickly stopped.

"Shit," he said, "I forgot that the ladies were down here guarding this exit!"

"AFTER HIM!"

Delta made a quick U-turn and began to run the other way. He quickly stopped at the door to the stairs and went up it. When he got to the top of the second floor, he heard the door slammed right below him and hear the girls running up the stairs. Delta did not wait any longer and so he opened the door to the second floor and ran into the main hallway.

"With the army of girls chasing after me…I'll be able to escape since no one is guarding the door!"

He rushed down the hallway to the other side of the building; his only chance was that he got to the other stair case in time. As he was running a voice from behind him yelled, "IT IS NO USE GOING BACK DOWN! WE STILL HAVE TWO PEOPLE THERE GUARDING IT! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW!"

"Shit!" said Delta out loud though he continued running.

When he got to the end of the hallway he stopped, he was trapped. The girls that are chasing him are getting closer fast, and his only exit is blocked. That meant that the only thing he can do is go up.

Up to the third floor.

Not hesitating any longer, he opened the door to the staircase and quickly went up the stairs. When he got to the top he ran to the staircase door, launched it open, and ran down the hallway.

However, since it was so dark, he couldn't see where he was going and he ran right into Beta Ditto who was covered in sludge. The two of them collided together and fell to the floor.

When the two of them recognized each other, Delta said, "Beta!" while Beta said, "Delta!"

"What are you doing here?" they both said.

"I am being chased by girls that who!" they responded.

"Whose chasing you?" they both said.

Just then, Stinkfly and her group busted out of the door to the staircase and wheeled on the two of them.

"I SEE HIM! HE'S RIGHT HERE! GET HIM!" yelled Stinkfly.

And at the same moment, the group of girls that was chasing Delta got up to the third floor and turned to Delta and Beta. One of the girls said, "I SEE HIM! HE'S RIGHT HERE! GET HIM!"

"Oh crap," said Delta and Beta.

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Two minutes ago on the third floor of the main hallway…

Beta stepped back from the door in shock. Stinkfly is up here! And she saw him!

Beta cursed several words as he realized that he is dead. While he was recovering from his shock, Beta heard sizzling coming from the door and smelled smoke. Beta cursed again, Stinkfly was going to acidify her way out. Beta knew that he can no longer waste any more time, he had to get out of here.

He was about to run off when he heard a large, retching sound somewhere above him.

"What the-?"

Then, suddenly, a pipe busted through the ceiling and sprayed gunk all over Beta. Beta was caught with his guard down and he fell to the floor with sewage getting all over him. When the sewage stopped pouring on him he mumbled to himself, "damn…I forgot that Eyeguy messed with the sewage."

The emergency of the situation snapped his senses back to place, he had to get out of here or his man hood…and all of the other Dittos too for that matter…will be cut off.

Shaking as much of the gunk off of him as possible, Ditto got off from the floor and ran as fast as he could…right into Delta…. The two of them collided together and fell to the floor.

When the two of them recognized each other, Delta said, "Beta!" while Beta said, "Delta!"

"What are you doing here?" they both said.

"I am being chased by girls that who!" they responded.

"Whose chasing you?" they both said.

Just then, Stinkfly and her group busted out of the door to the staircase and wheeled on the two of them.

"I SEE HIM! HE'S RIGHT HERE! GET HIM!" yelled Stinkfly.

And at the same moment, the group of girls that was chasing Delta got up to the third floor and turned to Delta and Beta. One of the girls said, "I SEE HIM! HE'S RIGHT HERE! GET HIM!"

"Oh crap," said Delta and Beta.

Beta and Delta dove to the floor as the two groups came running at them. Both of the groups were so full of blind anger that neither one of them saw the other, thus, they too collided into each other.

Beta and Delta were then tangled into a mess of girls as everyone tried to get up. While Delta was on the floor, his hand touched a tube that he unconsciously grabbed. While Beta was on the floor, his hand touched a long object that he too grabbed. If he needed to, he will defend himself with his new weapon in case any of the girls decided to attack him. While he was doing that, Delta took advantage of the confusion and jumped up from the mess and ran away as fast as possible towards the stairs. After Beta grabbed his object, he scurried towards a wall and pressed himself up against it hoping that he would not be seen.

When the ladies got up they began to have a heated discussion on where their Ditto went.

"He went down the stairs!" yelled Stinkfly, "You couldn't have possibily missed him!"

"No! We chased him up here!" said a girl who chased Delta, "We saw him on the first floor and we followed him all the way to here. You must have been seeing things in the dark!"

"Well I say your wrong" screamed Stinkfly, "and I'm going to find him! I'm saying he went down the stairs! After we collided with each other, he must have escaped while we were trying to get back up! So I'm going after him!"

And with that, Stinkfly flew off from the girls and flew towards the stairs that Delta earlier took.

"That bitch doesn't know what she is talking about!" said one of the girls, "the thief is still somewhere on this floor!"

"But where could he be?" replied another girl.

While they were talking, Beta, who was still pressed against the wall, began to slowly and quietly scoot away from the group of girls. When he was far enough away, he got up and was about to run when he saw a door that said "stairs to the rooftop."

Beta looked at the door for a moment, if he went to the rooftop, he will be able to hide from the girls who would be searching the rest of the building. They wouldn't suspect to search the rooftop would they?

Beta slowly walked to the door and slowly pushed the door open, careful to not make a sound while opening it.

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!

Right when he opened it, an alarm went off and several red lights began to flicker. Wondering what the hell was going on; Beta looked to the right of the door and saw a sign that said "WARNING! DO NOT OPEN IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY!"

"Shit!" he said.

He then heard a voice that yelled, "THERE HE IS! HE'S GOING TO THE ROOFTOP! AFTER HIM!"

Seeing that he had no other choice, Beta ran up the rooftop stairs and while he was doing that, he knew that he was caught for there was no other way to escape. He was dead.

When he opened the rooftop door a blast of cold wind hit him on the face. He ignored the wind and kept running all the way to the edge of the roof. He looked over the edge and thought whether he should jump. It was awfully high, and he had never before jumped from something this high before…he was trapped. He had no where else to go…

A voice as cold as the wind made him turn around to see all the girls staring at him. The half full moon lighted their angry and smiling faces. The voice which belonged to a girl who was as ugly as hell said, "you're trapped. Give up, and you will not be hurt."

It then occurred to Beta that he had a weapon in his hand to defend himself with. The weapon that he had pick up when he had collided with Delta. However, he didn't see what his weapon was.

His head slowly rotated down to see what he was holding.

An umbrella.

Beta smiled. He took the umbrella and opened it. He then stepped to the edge of the building and said, "I will not give up, for I am the best thief there ever was, and if I know what thieves are good for…they are good at making escapes! Farewell fine ladies! It was a pleasure to know you and your possessions a little better!"

Just then, a large wind draft blew at Beta, he held out his umbrella and he was caught in the updraft of the wind. His skirt was fluttering daintily as he was pushed upward by the blowing force.

And he looked down and saw in the moonlight the gaping faces of the girls as they watch their thief fly away.

Flying away into the night.

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The Second floor on the northwestern wing…

Alpha Ditto and Eyeguy were stunned that Diamondhead was here.

"How did you know we were here?" said Alpha quietly.

Diamondhead began to slowly walk forward towards them, as he was doing that, he said, "I didn't think you had truly left this part of the building. I stayed behind to make sure that my hunch was right. The more I think about it and the more I hear the reports from my girls, the more I think that there aren't two of you…there are four! And the other two were just distraction while you and your friend tried to make an escape. Nice try, but it didn't trick me."

Eyeguy and Alpha slowly walked backwards as Diamondhead went forwards. They were getting nearer and nearer to the window at the end of the hall. If they distracted Diamondhead somehow, they would be able to escape from it.

Diamondhead raised his hand and said, "Give up! Or I will fire my diamond shards at you!"
Eyeguy, who was still watching Diamondhead with his many eyes, said to Alpha, "Alpha! Permission to use my eye beam on him?"

"Yes! If we can keep him at bay long enough we will escape! DO IT NOW!"

Eyeguy took a deep breath and combined all his eyes onto his chest. He then fired his eye beam at Diamondhead. The green beam illuminated the hallway giving it an eerie glow as it shot forward. Diamondhead was prepared for an attack like this and he raised his arms into a defense position to protect himself. The eye beam slammed into his arms and he was pushed back a bit…but not much. Slowly, he began to take small steps forward towards Alpha and Eyeguy.

"Eyeguy!" said Alpha, "what's happening? Why is he coming forward?"

"Ergh…too…strong…I can't…hold him off!"

Alpha saw that Eyeguy was beginning to take the strain on firing his beam, if this kept up, Eyeguy would fall to the ground in exhaustion. And to make things worse, Diamondhead was still coming forward!

Alpha looked around the hallway to see if there was anything he could find that would help him. On a wall nearby him, was a fire extinguisher.

"Ah ha!" he said.

He ran up to the fire extinguisher case, broke the safety glass, and took out the extinguisher. He then ran right up to Diamondhead and hit him with the extinguisher.

The force of the blow was so strong that Diamondhead became unbalanced. Because of this, the beam that he was reflecting veered off course and slammed right into a nearby wall. The beam was so strong that the wall crumbled to the floor. Alpha then felt the breath of wind from the outside world. Apparently, the beam was so strong that it created a hole in the wall that led to the outside world. When he held the extinguisher with both of his hands, Alpha felt a large dent on it.

Then Alpha got an idea (he was quite good at doing that in case you haven't noticed). While Diamondhead was still on the floor, he checked the label on the fire extinguisher which said "warning! Full of compressed CO2! Please handle with care!"

Alpha nodded, that will do, raising it above Diamondhead who was trying to get up from the floor he yelled, "I WILL SEE YOU IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD MY FRIEND!"

He then slammed the extinguisher on Diamondhead's head. His sharp head poked a hole at the bottom of the extinguisher and out rushed CO2. The force was so strong that the extinguisher (along with Alpha) rocketed forward. Alpha screamed with delight as he shot out of the gaping hole and into the grounds.

When Diamondhead recovered from that blow he looked up and saw that Eyeguy was gone.

The window was opened.

"DAMN!"

Diamondhead slammed his fists to the ground. They got away. Over twenty thieves had broken into the dorm and all of them had been captured by him and his girls. Now, he had failed his duty as protector of the girl's dormitory.

Just then, Blizzard came out of her room in a daze and said in her still sleepy voice, "Yaaaaawn! Do you mind keeping it down? I'm trying to sleep!"

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First floor…main hallway…

Delta was running towards the exit with happiness on his mind. Success! He was free! No one was chasing him and no one was guarding the exit! He was free! He was free!

Right when he got to the door, he was about to open it when a voice stopped him.

"Hold it right there bub!"

Delta's mind froze, only one girl had that much anger and evil stored in her vocal cords. He slowly turned around and saw in the semi-darkness Stinkfly standing several meters in front of him.

"Stinkfly!" he said.

"Yes…good ol' Stinkfly! The one whom you stole from! The one who you woke up! The one who you glued the door shut for and got sludge all over her! The one whom you somehow evade every time she tried to catch you! STINKFLY!"

Delta didn't know what to do. For once, he was out of ideas. He was going to be turned in. All his hard work…for nothing…

He put his hand in his pocket and found something there. Instantly, he realized that it was the quick, dry glue. His mind was racing again, he knew what to do. Quickly, he took out the glue and squeezed so hard that all the glue came bubbling out and overflowed the top. There was so much glue covering the tube, he could only hold the tip of the tube in order to not touch it.

"Hey Stinkfly!" he yelled.

"WHAT!"

"CATCH!"

Delta took the tube and threw it at Stinkfly; instinctively she caught it in midair.

"What the-? What is this stuff?"

Before she could do anything else, Delta ran up to her and took the arm that had the glue all over it. He then slammed the arm to a nearby wall and held it there. He quickly let go and stepped back.

"WHAT THE? SHIT! MY HAND'S STUCK!" screamed Stinkfly.

Delta then took walked up to Stinkfly and grabbed her head. He pulled her in for an embrace. There lips met briefly but the deed was done. He unlocked the embrace and said to her, "Good night Stinkfly! I hope we'll meet again in the near future!"

And with that he went running out the door, trailing behind him was this time, not girls, but the screams of Stinkfly.

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Outside…

When everyone of the Dittos had recuperated with Eyeguy. Everyone shook hands and congratulated each other.

And they said it was impossible to break in and break out of the girl's dormitory.

"Well gentlemen!" said Ditto who pulled himself together, "Let's see our beautiful rewards!"

Both Eyeguy and Ditto put their hands in their pockets and pulled out several pairs of panties.

"Ah…" said Ditto admiring them like one would admire a piece of artwork, "they are magnificent!"

When they were done admiring them Eyeguy said, "Ditto, now that are greatest accomplishment is done. What should we steal next?"

Ditto was silent for a moment, he then said, "I do not know Eyeguy. Nothing seems challenging anymore. However…I hear that the girl's locker room is quite a safeguarded place!"

Eyeguy grinned, "that should be fun, when should we start planning that great deed?"

Ditto paused a little longer and said, "As soon as Stinkfly's temper cools down."