Sorry I couldn't update soon enough, I had some issues to deal with and I kinda had writers block, but no need to fear! Crystal-chan is here! haha XD I'm so weird, but you'll get used to it (along with my weird mood swings, but people rarely deal with the scary side of me unless if you are a hater that won't back off) I'm gonna start the story now so get reading! aha I said that in a nice way FYI ;)

"Say that again bitch, I dare you.." scolded a pissed pregnant lady, holding Yanira by her brown mid- way hair. Erza had a handful of Yanira's hair in her right hand while her left hand was ball into a fist. Erza had already punched the flight attendant 4 times. One at her right eye, cheek, uppercutted her jaw, and finally hit her square on the nose. Yanira had a bloody nose and her clothes were torn to shreds just like Cinderella's dress before the "bibity bobity boo!" Erza had a pissed expression while the gang smirked or laughed at the sight. Yanira was on the very of tears falling, but no one cared.

"..I-I'm..sorry.. Er-erza-san.. fo-for fl-flirting w-with J-j-jellal.." Yanira stuttered, tears trailing down her face.

"You motherfucking whore! If you ever decide on hitting on my man- I will end you."

"I don't think you should accept her apology Titania-san, nobody spills water on a passenger 'on accident' at a certain spot and try helping the passenger 'dry' that area.." said Levy, shaking her head "Come on squirt I thought you were smarter than this- Yanira spilt some water on Jellal around his penis area and she tried to feel him up while everyone was docking the plane." replied Gajeel, making Levy face palm

"Did you sit next by Natsu for too long?" asked Levy, making the pink haired male gawk

"Yes! It was the worst 20 minutes of my damn life!" exclaimed Gajeel, ruffling his own hair, going a tad bit crazy. Levy patted her boyfriends back and told him he was going to get smarter soon, until Natsu turned to Lucy

"Luce.." pouted Natsu "what's wrong Natsu?" asked Lucy

"I'm dumb, aren't I?" the goofy father asked, looking into Lucy's loving chocolate brown orbs. "I don't agree with you Natsu. You may act a like a complete idiot at times, but I know that you're smart. You haven't been using your skills, so you haven't trained that much with them." Natsu started wide eyed at his caring girlfriend. So she doesn't think he's a total idiot? "Anyways where are we? How come these signs are in French?" questioned Lucy, making everyone panic slightly

"well- er.. um.." Natsu was tongue- twisted, looking at his friends for help.

"This airport's latest theme is France! It'll attract more French lovers" said Mira, making everyone sigh in relief and silently thanking the supermodel. Mira winked at them all before hooking onto the Dragneel twins.

"Let's go shopping my Dragneel friends!" exclaimed Mira, yanking the twins to a close-by gift shop.

"bonjour" greeted the cashier "Hello!" the three greeted back. Immediately the cashier cleared her voice

"Oh I'm sorry! I thought you guys spoke French.." the cashier apologized, bowing her head "It's okay! I'm fluent in French. Since I'm a model I have to learn a variety of languages to communicate with others, especially fans" explained Mira, making the cashier squint then her blue eyes lit up

"A-are y-you Mirajane Strauss? I've heard many stories about you and Jenny Realight. Are you guys related?" asked the crazed cashier "Jenny and I are best friends- we've been friends ever since first grade." answered Mira, then suddenly they heard a gasp "MJ?" questioned a lady, making Mira turn

"JJ?" questioned Mira, running towards the other famous supermodel Jenny Realight. "ah- Hibiki is with you also? I heard that France is where love blooms.." Mira winked at the former couple, making Jenny flushed "You're still the famous matchmaker of Magnolia?" questioned Hibiki, making Mira nod. Nali and Lisa caught Hibiki's eye

"Aren't you two that pink guy's kids?" asked Hibiki, making Lisa's heart skip a beat. "Lisa, you will never get a chance with Hibiki- we're almost 9 and he's like 40"

"Hey! I'm actually 27 years old- Aren't you a little interested in me princess?" Hibiki grabbed Nali's hand, making Lisa's dreams come crashing down while Nali scoffed "I think boys are very cruel, unintelligent, smelly, and they're egotistic!" Nali was now glaring at the male supermodel, making him sweat drop

"Mira.." Hibiki said uneasy, then the two grown females giggled "Nali had a huge discussion with her father Natsu about how boys may break her heart one day and that she can't fall in love until college"

"college?!" Hibiki and Jenny exclaimed "Uh.. is there going to be a photoshoot held here?" questioned the cashier

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"Daddy!" whined Lisa

"No Lisa! I already told you a million times- you are not going to date Hibiki! Isn't he already taken by Jenny?" asked Natsu, looking at his girlfriend, knowing that she keeps up with almost every famous model from Magnolia. "Yes. They've been dating for about 4 months now" answered Lucy, going back to her novel

"Why are you so quiet Lucy-chan?" asked Nali, seeing Lucy's flustered face "uh- I'm just reading that's all.." said Lucy nervously, then her book was snatched by Lisa, Natsu holding Lucy down. "Lisa read what this weirdo has been blushing about!" exclaimed Natsu, making Lucy struggling with Natsu's death grip

"..John had only confessed yesterday, but now we've already taken a whole new step. He was going to take something precious of mine. I never thought that I'd fall for John, and also giving him permission to take what I've had for a while.. I don't know if I'm ready or not.. He is already positioning me on the bed-" Lisa read the first part, looking at Lucy with confusion.

"Why is he positioning her? Did he sit her up because she got hurt?" asked Lisa, making Lucy even more red, and natsu's eyes widen; he snatched the novel out of his daughters hands and threw it to Levy. "ow.. Natsu that hurt!"

"you told me to throw you Lucy's books if something weird happens" argued Natsu

"well that book had a hard cover- it wasn't paper- back!" snapped Levy, rubbing her head

"I was reading that!" hissed Lucy, pouting.

"Lucy?"

"Eh? m-mama.." whispered Lucy, tears forming in her eyes. She ran towards her stunning mother; Natsu and the rest smiled at the uniting of the two. "Gran.." said a boy calmly, making Lucy look up to see her son, Luke.

"Luke.."

"Sorry, but who are you?" asked Luke, making Layla giggle "This is the woman that has finally come back to get you.." hinted Layla. Luke then realized and hugged his mother tightly "mere.." whispered the boy

"fil.."

"what the hell are they saying?" whisper- shouted Natsu, but Erza hit him. "No cursing you fucker.."

"Oh my- nevermind.. Levy translate!" demanded Natsu

"Luke said "my mother.." and Lucy said "son.." now you understand?" asked Levy, making Natsu nod "So this is what it looks like when Lucy and Gray have a kid.." mumbled Natsu, making Gray glare at him "gotta problem with our son?"

"We can make WAY better babies together!"

"Your just jealous I got to Lucy before you.." smirked Gray, when suddenly Lucy called him

"Gray! Come meet Luke!" exclaimed Lucy "who's that?" asked Luke,

"that's your father Gray Fullbuster." explained Lucy "Then how come you don't have a ring on your hand and why is your last name still Heartfilia?" asked Luke, making Lucy sigh in stress "Luke- dear... I'm not with your father anymore. That's why I brought you to stay with your grand- mere." Luke nodded sadly "I just wanted you to be with pere again.. I want the three of us to be one happy family."

"I'm so sorry Luke.." Lucy patted her sons head and stroked his blonde hair. "Let me see that handsome smirk.." cooed Lucy, making Luke go red "s-shut up!"

"Hey! Don't be telling me to shut up young man!" scolded Lucy, making Natsu laugh a bit. Luke looked the see the rest of the gang until his eyes were met with Crystal- blue angelic eyes.

"H-hi.." stuttered Luke, extending his right hand out, making Nali extend her hand too. "hey, I'm Nali" greeted Nali; Luke gulped and shook hands "Hey droopy eyes! come here!" hissed Natsu, making the stripper sigh and walk towards the pink haired man

"What squinty eyes?" barked Gray

"Tell your son not to flirt with my little angel!"

"you mean demon?"

"Hey! Nali and I have the same characteristic traits, so whatever your calling her, your calling me!" yelled Lisa "Sorry Lisa, but you're kind-of one.." mumbled Gray, making Lisa pout "Fine! I'll get my revenge one day!" swore Lisa, making Gray roll his eyes.

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"What?!"

"Yeah bro.." said Nali "I-I'm not your 'bro'.. at least not yet.." said Luke, processing all of the things Nali just explained about his mom and her dad.

"When?"

"When what?" asked Nali "When did they start dating?" asked Luke, getting nervous "Only for about 4 days.. I don't know.." Luke thanked god for not letting them date for at least over a week. Suddenly two other blondes walked into the room. The whole gang arrived at Layla's place- it was practically a mansion!

"Hey Luke, who's this beautiful girl?" asked one blonde, the other just standing at the door like a gurd

"One of mama's guests"

"My dear sister is here?" asked the man "Yes Sting- kun. Laxus- kun aren't you supposed to help our maid Juvia?"

"Shit you're right- I'll be back soon.." Laxus left the room leaving three people in the room

"Is my dear sister still single?" asked Sting, getting curious, Luke looking towards Nali, and seeing her shake her head

"N-no uncle.." said Luke "Okay! I'll go check on her." Sting left the two kids alone so that they can discuss some more things "Why'd you want me to lie?" asked Luke

"Things are better this way.." said Nali, sighing and putting in her headphones

"..Some things are better left unsaid..better left unsaid! said! said!.. "

Do you guys know that song that Nali was listening to? It's called Better left Unsaid by Ariana Grande JIC you guys didn't know! I had that song stuck in my head for almost a monh and now it's stuck in my head again! Pray for me.. aha! XD

~Crystal-chan(: