AH! I just finished Attack on Titan minna! Not the ending I expected, but I still love it! You AOT fans better chat with meh about it because I just need a buddy to talk to about AOT! haha, and I'm also going to complete my quest which is to finish freaking Fairy Tail(AMAZING AF! XD) and start Mekakucity actors(: Me and my little anime conversations... lol well here's chapter 12!

"Sting- meet Gray Full-" Lucy got cut off by her older pissed off brother Sting who glared at Gray when suddenly he opened his mouth

"The prick that left you years ago for my ex girlfriend Melissa? Luke's "father"?" Sting asked, looking at his little sister dead serious. She nodded slowly, feeling bad for Gray, already knowing that he's become dead meat. "Why Melissa over my dear little Lucy? huh?! All Melissa wants to do is fuck someone- that horny slut.."

"Well are you going to take responsibility? Luke has been dying to meet his father figure- but this is now officially a disappointment. His father's a damn stripper!" stated Laxus, sitting next by Erza on the couch.

"What the hell! Of course I am and why does everyone assume I'm a fucking stripper?!" yelled Gray, trying his best to keep calm "Yo ice princess- your clothes.." hollered Natsu across the room, making Gray gasp and search desperately for his missing clothes. "Excuse me sir, I uh have your clothes right here.." said a new voice shyly

"Eh?- thanks lady! Where'd you find them?" asked Gray, making the woman turn around and close her eyes. "I-I think I-it's better if w-we talk after you put your clothes on sir" squeaked the woman. "Juvia?" asked Lucy

"Madam Lucy?" asked the woman "Oh don't call me that Juvia! I already told you many of times before I left France- call me Lucy.." said Lucy softly, when suddenly the woman burst into tears and fling herself onto Lucy "I missed you!" wailed the woman

"Who is that?" asked Jellal "I've heard of her. That's Lucy and Layla's maid- Juvia Loxar. She's a part time model for France's maid outfits. I have a magazine here.." answered Erza, when suddenly Gray snatched the magazine out of her hands "I need to see this" said Gray desperately and running into the bathroom and locking the door.

"That horny bastard.." stated Natsu before shaking his head and smirking. "Well Lucy- the guy you fucked is obviously interested in Juvia- and Juvia I thought you'd become a full time model after you graduate college?" asked Gajeel, making Juvia jump onto Gajeel and embrace his tightly.

"Gajeel I missed you so so much!" whined Juvia, making Gajeel sweat drop "Okay Juvi- yada yada, get off"

"Don't start calling me that!" snapped Juvia "Ah Gajeel-san! Who's this?" Juvia peeked her head and saw a shy little blunette staring

"That's my girl- Levy Mcgarden." replied Gajeel, no emotion coating his voice, and little Levy blushing "Oh Levy-chan! Take care of this mess! He can act so cold and heartless at times!" pouted Juvia and snickering when she faced the other direction.

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"What the fuck Lucy!" yelled Sting and Laxus

"What?! I can date whoever the hell I want! I'm not a little girl anymore!" snapped Lucy; Laxus and sting dragged Lucy into her room and locked the doors so that they could have a 'private' conversation, but they were yelling so the whole gang could hear

"No. I don't like this idea of you dating someone we don't know" deadpanned Laxus

"well I say yes, along with the others." Lucy stuck her tongue out to here older brothers

"Well you can date him if a miracle happens-"

"Like if the famous supermodels Mirajane Strauss, and Jenny Realight show up at our house?" asked Lucy, smirking "Yeah!" said the two in unison "Okay!"

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"That's not fair! You've known Mira for a while! I had no fucking idea you knew two freaking famous models Lucy!" yelled Sting, but Lucy just shook her head

"I get to date Natsu! No one can stop me-"

"Oh I can.." said Laxus, standing up and grabbing her wrist "Take your grubby hands off of her fucker" hissed Erza, making Laxus sigh and let go "Fine! date the douche!"

"I ain't no douche, gay bastard!"

"Who the fuck you calling gay?! You're the one with fucking pink hair!" snapped Laxus

"At least I don't have a tiny vagina- like dick!" hissed Natsu

"Shut the fuck up both of you!" yelled Erza

"Who the hell you telling to shut the fuck up, motherfucking fatty?!" said Sting, joining in on the bickering. "You did not just call me fat.."

"Oh shit.." mumbled Gray

"Uh.. I think we should leave before we see ugly things going on." said Lisa, dragging Luke and Nali into a random room. Before the closed the door all they could hear was Erza yelling her ass off and fighting going on

"YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE FUCKING LUCKY MY BABY ISN'T SLIPPING OUT OF MY FUCKING VAGINA AND ONTO YOUR FUCKING THING YOU CALL YOUR FACE!I'M GONNA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, YOU PRICK THAT'S FULL OF BULLSIT! LUCY, DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING KATANA?! I NEED IT ASAP! I NEED SOME KIND OF WEAPON! UGH! HURRY THE FUCK UP JUVIA AND FIND ME A GODDAMN WEAPON! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA JUST FIST FIGHT THIS BLONDE DOUCHEBAG!" all Lisa, Luke, and Nali could hear was Sting's cries of pain while the gang was totally quiet. They could hear some sobs from Sting, along with sharp inhales and she sure slapped him many of times.

"Erza! You knocked a tooth out!" yelled Levy

"Make that three.." said sting before falling onto the ground and slipping into a coma

"Serves you right you damn fucker!" snapped Erza, making Natsu and Gray cheer like total idiots.

Hey guys! This chapter was a total piece of shit! Tell me what you think about it, please! If you're an otaku then search up this website: .com if you want to see some otaku merchandise! I honestly fell in love with many sweatshirts, jackets, backpacks, etc. just because of the designs! Especially this one shirt that said: "Yaoi: may contain nuts" XDXDXD that made me ROFL literally! haha and also tell me what you like from that website! Arigatou minna for reading this chappie! Review and or favorite!

~Crystal-chan(: