Hello Minna! Please don't write negative comments, please keep them to yourselves especially if you're saying you're not gonna read anymore just because of someone was OOC. This is MY fanfic and I can make the characters however I want so fuck off. For those who have any suggestions for tweaking any characters then PM me instead of saying shit about my fanfic, please! That'd be great!

"Don't touch my woman" growled Natsu, but Gray didn't let Natsu attac just yet. "Ah- so you're Mr. Dragneel?" asked David "Damn right"

"Well sir, you don't scare me because of your bubblegum pink hair, but you look like an average man with those clothes" Natsu was about to beat the living daylights out of David when suddenly Lucy slapped David, making Natsu and Gray laugh while David looked pissed off. "You did it now blondie-" Natsu was going to stop David, but one of David's goons was holding down on Natsu and Gray; They weren't muscular big- they were fat big! They literally sat on the two, squishing them with their fat asses.

"Arg- get your fat ass off of me!" demanded Natsu

"You're like a damn whale!" yelled Gray, feeling his ribs getting crushed from below. David was about to slap Lucy and no one could help her. As Lucy squeezed her eyes shut, waiting to feel pain on her soft, pale, face she her David struggling, so she opened here eyes and saw Erza putting David into a headlock. "You fucking bastard! Hurt my damn girl again and I'll slit your damn throat with my katana, so be waiting for me.." she hissed, suffocating him even more.

"Erza you're gonna kill him!" yelled Jellal, dashing towards his wife, trying not to get caught by the mall cop- oops, too late. "Stop it miss!" yelled a fat cop "That's violating the rules! We're going to have to ask you to leave now miss" said a scrawny cop, pulling up his pants even higher. Luckily Mira and Jenny strolled by, and saw that Erza was getting herself into some deep shit.

"Hey boys- is there a problem?" asked Mira, batting her eyes and running her hand into her long silver hair, exposing her huge breast underneath a tight top. The two couldn't stop staring, and were practically drooling "Yoo-hoo.. are you two gonna leave me again?" asked Jenny cutely, looking away dramatically- this was too amusing.

"N-no! You're s-so pre-pretty!" said the scrawny cop "She's Jenny Realight!" exclaimed the fat one "And Mirajane Strauss!"

"Please let our friend go- she's so grumpy because she's pregnant.."

"will you do that for us?" The two cops gulped and nodded slightly and continued on.

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"Lucy did he hurt you?" asked Natsu, examining his girlfriend "No I'm fine.." Lucy waved it off as if everything that happened today was nothing! "Lucy! What's wrong with you?!" yelled Natsu, grabbing her face and making their noses touch. "N-nothing Natsu! Please I need my space.." she said, not daring looking his dreamy eyes. Even if they were charcoal black with a slight green tint, they were beautiful from her point of view.

"You're lying..I'll get it out of you.." Natsu laid her onto the bed and ran his hands all over her body, but Lucy tried to reject the pleasure she was receiving. "N-natsu stop I-it this instant!"

"You love it Luce, you're holding in your emotions- now tell me what's wrong or I'll keep going.."

"This is molest Natsu Dragneel!" hissed a pissed blonde holding the urge to moan "It's soon going to be rape if you don't answer too.." he said, looking dead serious- she was now frightened. "F-fine! Don't rape me, I'm not in the mood"

"well now you are- you're squirming around a bit. Can I see if you're wet?" asked Natsu,smirking and Lucy blushing hard "Fuck off Dragneel!" snapped Lucy "Rawr Little feisty Lucy is pissed now... tell me" wailed Natsu, getting a bit impatient and more curious.

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"..And he works for your dad Jude Heartfilia, the wealthiest man in Magnolia?" asked Natsu

"Yes, but don't tell anyone- especially Erza, Mira, and my mother" said Lucy "Don't you even dare and if you do then I'll kill you.."

"psh you can't kill me" snorted Natsu "Fine- I'll break up with you" said Lucy "shit just got serious" said Natsu, and Lucy smirked in a satisfied way. "Good" She kissed him and tried leaving up ended up making love her him, because his hormones were "acting up" again...

This chapter didn't turn out the way I wanted to.. well here's this piece of shit for ya.. I tried but I failed utterly- damn you writer's block! Until Next time!

~Crystal-chan(: