Forgive my one-year absence, if anyone still reads this. I'll get back to work on this very soon.
"Marcy, what the hell are we gonna do." whispered Finn as he reached under the bed for his carbine used in previous murders.
"Looks like we have no way out of the Finn." said Marceline
Finn looked at Marceline with reluctance and said, "Let's wait, it's not our time yet."
A Candy Policeman knocked harder on the door shouting, "Open the damn door, or we'll blow your ass out!"
Finn swiftly pitched his rifle under the bed said, "Okay officer, I'm going to open the door, there is one other occupant in this house."
Finn slowly put the key in and held the doorknob as his heart was rapidly beating. The officers, with guns drawn, aimed at Finn as he opened the door.
"Fuck Sarg! We got the wrong guy!" said one candy officer
"Well rookie, get out of my face! We are on the brink of a goddamn civil war and you can't even stake out the location of a drug den Cooper!" ranted the CP sergeant as he grabbed the rookies tie.
Finn stood in shock, not uttering a single word, still holding onto the doorknob.
The CP sergeant flung the rookie to the ground then turned to Finn and said, "What the fuck you looking at human, close that door before I put a bullet in your ape head."
In disbelief, Finn slammed the door and slowly turned to Marceline.
"That was a real close one!" laughed Marceline
"Hey! That was too close, and we can't have that happen again!" said Finn
Marceline grabbed the carbine from under the bed and said, "We need to get rid of this and stick to something smaller, like knives or handguns."
Out of nowhere, Finn took a swing at Marceline hitting her in the face. Finn yelled, "You're not gonna tell me what to do you dumb bitch! We almost got caught!"
Finn then looked at both his hands and slowly started to gravitate them to Marceline's neck.
Marceline whispered to Finn, "S-so this is how it's going to end big guy? You strangling me to death?"
Finn smiled and said, "It just might, it very might!"
Before Finn could choke Marceline, she grabbed the carbine in one hand and pressed it against Finn's stomach.
Finn gently placed both his hands on the barrel of the gun and smiled.
"It was just at carless impulse love." said Finn as he continued his smile
Marceline chuckled and said, "Well, I have my own impulse."
Marceline jerked the gun away from Finn and aimed it at his head.
"I want you to suck the barrel of this gun, I need it to be clean." said Marceline
Finn sluggishly sucked on the barrel of the gun and closed his eye.
Marceline then pulled the trigger and a faint click was heard.
"See, you don't even have bullets for this gun." said Marceline
"Oh fine, you got your way. We're going to get rid of the fucking gun tomorrow." said Finn
"Good, so what are we gonna do adventure boy?" said a lusty Marceline
Finn quickly pulled his pants down and said while laughing, "You're gonna suck on this all night."
Jake's POV
"Hey, Lady, this jack about PB and the humans has gone too far man. I just want it to stop, ya know?" said Jake
"알아, PB는 그녀의 기간에 있습니다." said an angry Lady Rainicorn (I know, PB is on here period.)
"So do you still have the job at the royal palace? asked Jake
"아니, 그녀는 다른 모든 사람처럼 나를 걷어 찼다. 그녀는 빌어 먹을 인간의 저를 의심! 당신이 내 좋은 남편을 서있을 수있다?" said Lady Rainicorn (No, she kicked me out like all the other humans. She suspected me of being a goddamn human! Can you stand this my good husband?)
Jake rolled over to get the TV remote and said, "Well, at least we got boring candy ads left in this world."
"당신은 상관 없어, 당신은하지 않습니다." said Lady Rainicorn (You do not even care, don't you.)
"Let's just watch the news," said Jake
"A day of silence for the 76 Royal Candy Servicemen who died in a bombing today." said the passionate newscaster
"Wow Lady, see what I mean?" said Jake
"Reports indicate ape resistance cells are vastly growing around the capital ghettos, 21,000 according to the RCI (Royal Candy Intelligence)." said the reporter
Footage of the rioting is shown on the news.
"As you can see, angry humans are taking to the streets armed with anything from stones to AK-47's. Here's one, let's talk to him." said the reporter
The candy reporter shoved a microphone under a random humans face and said, "So what brought you here to protest today? You know it's illegal, right?" said the cocky reporter
The human grabbed the microphone, brandished a handgun, and proclaimed, "This gun will take you out then take the bloody queen out after!"
A group of humans then started to throw rocks and bottles at the reporter and the transmission tuned out.
"That was just propaganda, lets watch some real news!" said Jake
Jake switched a knob on his TV and hit an underground channel that was hosted by human resistance cells.
"Here we go." said Jake
The quality of the video was poor, very grainy. A man then appeared in front of the crude camera.
"For far too long, us humans have been oppressed by the candy bastards!" yelled a masked human
A second human appeared on the right of the first human and said, "Have you humans ever felt this deep depression when you were in your flats being oppressed by the bastards?"
"Yeah!" hollered multiple people in the background
The same human turned around and picked up an AK-47 and said, "This depression is caused by the mix of species! Candy and human! We must end this by going out on the streets and shooting any candy official you see!"
A group of 13 humans then entered the room, all wearing burglar masks, wearing plain clothes, and holding either AK's or hunting rifles. They all started to chant and one pulled out a bomb from his backpack.
The humans said in unison, "By the power of humanity, William will become a martyr tomorrow! God willing!"
"Wow, this is some real shit right here." laughed Jake
Out of nowhere, a loud knock echoed through Jakes house.
"CP's OPEN UP!"