"So I talked to Jimmy on the plane ride over. He said he would talk to Naomi about letting you go to the bachelorette party." Roman said as he slicked his hair back into a ponytail.
You sat on the bathroom counter beside him. "Why would you do that, Roman? Do you know how embarrassing that is?!"
"Hey, i did it because I felt bad about leaving you here alone. Besides, Naomi kind of said no..."
You scoffed and crossed your arms across your chest. "Go fucking figure. It's no big deal. I already told you and Seth that."
Seth came into bathroom, clippers blazing, ready to trim his beard. "Could you move over sweetie?...Why aren't you getting ready?"
"Because Roman just told me Naomi said i couldn't go. Which doesn't really matter to me anyway. I'll just order pizza or something." you answered.
"I thought you said Jimmy said she could come with us." Seth said to Roman.
"I was getting to that. After some convincing Jimmy said that you're welcome to come to the clubs with the guys for his bachelor's party."
"But he doesn't really want me there?"
Roman sighed. "No. But it'll be good for you to mingle and show them that you're not a stuck up bitch like they think you are. Please babe, this is my family we're talking about here. It's important to me."
He looked at you with sad puppy dog eyes and you couldn't even begin to resist him."Fine! I'll go figure out something to wear. You two hurry up and finish in the bathroom so i can start doing my hair."
"We will!" they both said.
You had to admit sitting in a limo full of men smoking cigars in their stupid pimp suits was kinda weird. But that's how the Uso's rolled. You couldn't tell which one was getting married, you just knew it was Jimmy. Roman sat by your side, sipping a glass of champagne, while Seth and Dean were on your right laughing and joking with some other Superstars. You knew Roman went through a lot to convince Jimmy to let you join the boys and although you were uncomfortable there would be more tension if you had been in Naomi's party. You probably would've went home by adjusted your mini dress, pulling it down slightly so it could cover more of your smooth thighs. When you entered the limo everyone stood quiet. You wondered if you looked bad and it made you nervous, even more so when they started whispering. It wasn't until one of the twins called out to you saying, "Ay, mami, you clean up real good!"
You breathed a sigh of relief and accepted the compliment as well as a glass of champagne.
"So, you know we're going to go to a strip club right?" One of the twins shouted at you.
"Um...so? You think I haven't seen a pair of titties before?" you replied.
The boys "oohhhed" and some laughed like middle schoolers. "Well aight then! I'm just checking."
Roman nudged you and whispered. "When have you seen some girls...you know?"
"Well Roman i do happen to have two tits of my own that I wash everyday so, I'd say I'm pretty well versed in the art of tits."
"That's not what I meant! I thought that you-"
"Had a girlfriend in college or something? Maybe. I've had a few exes." You took his champagne glass and downed the rest of the bubbly liquid.
Seth wrapped his arm around your shoulders. "I have this suspicious feeling that we're going to see a whole other side to you tonight. Will I like that side?"
"I don't know, but this 'side' is about to rap this entire song. Jey turn it up!"
Of course you called the twin farthest away from the damn radio but whatever. The music got raised and you rapped every lyric perfectly, impressing most of the guys in the limo. Sometimes, the songs Roman listened to while working out just got stuck in your head and some of them ended up on your iPod. Whoops.
Jey winked at Roman. "Yo, you banging that yet or what? That's the rumor round the ring."
Roman raised his eyesbrow. "Oh yeah? Ain't that something."
"C'mon man, you know you can tell me! We family!"
"Uh-huh, I'm not gonna be feeding into any rumors."
You turned to Seth and smirked. "So Seth, how exactly are you going to fare in a nightclub? This isn't Warped Tour and I doubt you have any dance skills."
"That would be right. Dean and I are gonna hit up the bar hardcore and maybe if we get drunk enough we'll dance. Good luck trying to get Roman to dance with you though." He took a sip of his beer. "He can move a little but he's a statue on the dance floor."!
"Don't worry Seth, I'm gonna get him to loosen up tonight. We're gonna go Uso crazy." Seth facepalmed himself, embarrassed that you just said such a thing. The limo pulled up to the front of the strip club and the boys hollered as they piled out the car. You adjusted your mini dress once you stepped onto the pavement. "Well boys, let's get this party started."
"Goddamn."
"Shit..."
"Is that in slow motion, cuz it needs to be in slow motion."
Roman and Seth looked at each other then back at you. You dragged your tongue against the salty skin of the stripper that you were doing a body shot off of. You handed her a paper bill and kissed her cheek. "Thank you!"
You turned back at all the guys staring at you. "What? Did that really get your dicks hard? Grow up." You downed another shot and leaned back against the plush couch. General music was coming from the speakers in the club as the dancers mingled with the customers and took drink orders.
"Don't you think you should slow down a bit?" Roman asked.
"No way! This is awesome!"Seth interrupted. "You're the one that needs to loosen up a bit, Ro!"
Roman rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Just cuz i'm not all over the place and acting like a fool doesn't mean I'm not having fun."
"Do you want me to give you a lap dance, Ro?" you offered.
A rosy flush crossed his cheeks. He sucked his teeth and turned away from you. "No..."
Seth called a dancer over. "I would like to buy three lap dances for my Samoan brothers over here. Jimmy, Jey and this guy." Seth slapped Roman's chest enthusiactically. He handed over the cash and the stripper called two other dancers over.
"Thank you!" The twins cried out.
"I could've given him one for free." You hissed.
Seth pulled you into his lap. "Maybe I wanted you on my lap instead." He bit at your neck and you giggled.
"I guess it would be more fun to watch Ro get all uncomfortable and...why is he ogling her?"
"Baby, we're not supposed to get jealous..." Seth reminded you.
"Um, we're not supposed to get jealous when we're with each other, not when other people are involved...besides who said I was jealous. I'm not jealous. Please. Me? Jealous? Shut up Seth."
Seth held his hands up. "Alright, fine. You're not jealous...But you wanna make out?"
"Seth!...Fine." You wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed him roughly while Roman enjoyed his lap dance. Seth instantly slipped his hand to your ass and grabbed it firmly. You clutched at his hair and fought against his tongue.
Jey hit Roman's shoulder and pointed at you and Seth. "Yo, he's taking your girl." He turned back to the ass in front of his face.
"Don't worry. I got it." Roman placed a 20 in the strippers thong and set his hands behind his head, enjoying the view.
Your opened your eyes just a little to peek at your boyfriend acting like a show off. "Seth, why is it upsetting me?" you whispered.
The other man sighed. "Well it's upsetting me that you're not really enjoying our kiss."
"What? That isn't true! I really like the way you kiss me. It's not as commanding as Roman's. It sensual." You squeezed him tight to your body, shoving his head in your bosom. "Don't say that I didn't like it."
His response was muffled which made you pull away but he pulled you back, staying a few more minutes between your breasts. "Ok, I forgive you but you drove a hard bargain."
You laughed and traced your finger against his beard. "Don't ever stop making me laugh so much."
He licked up you neck and nipped at your earlobe. "I can do a lot more things with my mouth instead of just making you laugh." It was your turn to blush because Seth had never seriously talked dirty to you outside the bedroom before. His words made your entire body warm and a wetness pool between your thighs. On top of it all, it threw you off, actually making you feel a little shy. You didn't exactly know why.
"Are you blushing?" Seth asked. You turned away quickly and slipped off his lap.
"I'm gonna get another drink. Just wait here." You got up as quickly as your could and headed to the bar. You knew the feeling that was beginning to bubble up inside you. It was the same way you felt with Roman. "Fuck...bartender give me 3 shots of whiskey."
You weren't nearly drunk enough to be dealing with all these feelings. Not tonight anyway.
Seth was handing you a bottle of water which you wanted to drink so you could sober up but your bladder was on the verge of breaking the seal.
"Shit how much longer until we get to the club?" You asked, crossing your legs tight.
"Just a few more minutes." he rubbed your back and tried not to laugh. "You could use the ice bucket if you want to."
You elbowed him in his ribs. "Not funny."
"Hey, you're the one that said don't stop making you laugh."
"You sure you don't want a nice...cold...drink of water?" Roman opened a bottle of water and poured it slowly into the ice bucket in front of you. He was being extremely arrogant after his little lap dance at the strip club and this was no time to be teasing you.
"ROMAN!" you screamed and shoved him hard. Suddenly the glowing sign across the street caught you eye. "STOP THE CAR!"
The limo driver slammed down on the breaks sending everyone into each other. You jumped out the door and ran across the street, in traffic, into the McDonald's.
Roman laughed hysterically while several of the guys got out their phones to record you. You didn't care. you were going to get sweet relief one way or another.
The limo had to come around to pick you up in front of the McDonald's and when you got in everyone wanted to show you the great video they took of you.
"Hah. Hah. Very fucking funny."
"Yo, if you think that's fast you should see her run to the door when the pizza guy gets there. She knocked over the hotel lamp last time." Roman laughed.
You swatted him across the chest and growled. "Shut up! Why you gotta tell them that!?"
"Because I've never seen anyone scarf down an extra large pizza so fast!" Seth chimed in.
"Is that the only thing you can scarf down?" Adam Rose asked. Several of the boys chuckled and you turned to the South African.
"No," you said. Seth gripped your hand and looked at you, begging you to choose your words carefully and not start a fight. "I can scarf down Roman's dick just fine. And maybe Seth's too, depending who gets there first."
The look on Adam's face was absolutely priceless. It left you smirking as you plucked another mini bottle of Jack Daniel's from the mini bar. Jey high fived Roman.
"Damn, boy! You should've told us sooner you were finally getting laid!"
"It ain't none of your business so why you worried about it."
Jimmy sucked his teeth. "Jey, you know damn well Roman never kisses and tells! He's boring."
"I am not!" Roman protested.
You laughed and dropped the empty bottle into his lap. "He just gets shy and uptight is all. You just have to loosen him up a bit!" You sat on your knees and gripped his broad shoulders in your hands, working his taught muscles. "Let's get more drinks into him!"
"I'm down with that!"Seth proclaimed. "I'm tired of seeing stuffy ol' Roman!"
A few of the guys cheered and started handing the big man a few different shots of things. At first he refused but they continued to pester him until he finally gave in. He downed one shot after another, disgusted by the horrid mix of tastes. "Ugh, fuck!"
You patted his stomach and smiled. "Hopefully you're drunk enough to dance with me?"
He pinched the bridge of his nose and blinked a few times. "Yeah, maybe."
"Hear that, Seth?! Rommie's gonna dance!"
Seth only laughed in response. The thought of Roman on a dance floor was something he had to see for himself. The limo slowed to a stop in front of the night club and you and the group of men piled out the car. Jey had rented out the semi-private VIP room in advanced, which let the group bypass the long line outside the door. The music blared making your insides vibrate. You couldn't hear anyone talking. Bodies were packed tightly together, wall to wall. It was a busy night and you couldn't wait to get into the thick of it. Roman and Seth grabbed both your hands and lead you upstairs to the Uso VIP area. The twins didn't waste time ordering more drinks and go-go dancers.
You turned to both Seth and Roman and begged them to dance. They both refused, saying they wanted to get more drinks in them first. With a sigh you left them behind, determined to have your own fun. Roman and Seth watched you leave, looking over the railing and down onto the dancefloor. You became lost in the crowd and they struggled to keep up with your flittering movements.
"Can you see her?" Seth screamed over the music.
"No! I lost her! I can barely see straight."
Seth chuckled and patted Roman on the back. "Good, keep going. I want you to have fun tonight because clearly our girlfriend is and we're not even with her!"
"Maybe we should go dance with her. She seemed to really want to."
Seth nodded and grabbed two shots from a dancer carrying a tray full. "Drink up man, we're about to fucking dance." The two tossed the shots back and made their way down the stairs and too the dance floor. You were sandwiched between two girls when Roman pulled you to him.
"Alright, we caved in. We're here to dance."
You smiled and clapped your hands happily. "Yes! Now, time to teach you boys how to move and groove!" You set Seth in front of you and kept Roman behind you. Grabbing a hold of Seth's hips you began to move them for him. "Just follow the music."
"Hey, I know a basic two step. I won't look like a complete idiot" He pressed himself against you and swayed to the music. Behind you, you could feel Roman loosen up just a little bit. He ground his hips against your ass and catching the beat a little bit better then Seth could. But it didn't matter to you. You were happy just to have your boys with you, enjoying themselves. You kissed them both and relaxed back against Roman. This was a night you were never going to forget.
"Are you crazy? We could get caught!" Seth slurred. You picked the lock as best you could, given your blurred senses. The three of you had long left the Uso party and made your way to the rooftop door of the hotel.
"Roman, shine your phone light over here!" you commanded. He flicked his wrist and held his phones flashlight above the lock. Finally you got it unlocked and pushed the heavy door open. You ran to the rooftop pool of the hotel that had been closed after dusk.
"C'mon, let's go skinny dipping!" You shouted.
"I'll freeze my dick off!" Seth cried, stumbling into the lawn chairs.
"So! Come get naked with me!" You shimmied at him only for a moment because then your head started to whirl. "What about you, Rom-"
There was a big splash as the Samoan dove into the pool,his tanned body floating on the surface of the clear water. "I got tired of waiting!" he shouted. His hair spread out beneath him, like a mass of dark tentacles.
You giggled before dropping your heels and squirming out of your dress. You tossed your underwear besides Roman's discarded clothes then jumped into the ice cold water. Roman swam to you and pressed his chest against your back. "Come on Sethie, the water's fucking freezing!"
Seth scoffed. "No fucking way!"
You gripped onto Seth's leg and tugged. The two toned haired man stumbled and tried to catch his impaired balance but only fell forward, joining you and Roman in the pool. The two of you grabbed a hold of Seth's dress clothes and tugged them off his body, throwing them onto the lawn chairs.
"Now, we're even!" you giggled. Roman pulled you both close to his chest and looked up at the night sky.
"You can't even see the stars." he remarked. "Everything is so artificial."
"But it's kind of nice to pretend that everything's alright, even if it's just for a minute." you replied.
Seth sighed. "What the fuck are we even doing here together? This is crazy, ain't it."
You and Roman silently agreed. Everything had been a confusing mess ever since that fateful day when Roman speared though you didn't know what exactly your future held, you knew that right here, in this moment, being with your boys was what was most important to you. You smiled.
"If I wasn't so cold and drunk I'd say fuck me under these fake lights."
Roman looked down at you. "I think we would but my balls have taken a vacation right up inside me."
"Tell me about it! This was a dumb fucking idea." Seth complained.
"Calm down, Seth. Just enjoy this with me please?" you gripped his hand and held it to your chest. He let out a soft sigh.
"Only because I'm here with you and this dumbass. It's my favorite place to be."
"Always."