June 9th:
Missing-nin Sasuke Uchiha was brought in after a battle on the outskirts of Konoha. Patient was suffering broken bones, head trauma, and multiple stab wounds. Student Sakura Haruno (also the kunoichi responsible for patient's condition) requested permission to be his primary nurse. Permission denied.
June 10th:
Patient appears to be in a coma of sorts. Sakura still requesting to be his primary nurse.
June 11th:
Patient is still comatose, Sakura is continuing her request. Word of patient's arrival has spread – Naruto Uzumaki has requested visitation. Permission denied.
June 12th:
Status of patient, Sakura, and Naruto remains the same. I need some sake.
June 13th:
Patient woke up for approximately ten seconds. Sakura still insistent on being his nurse. Naruto tried to break into the patient's room this morning. Shizune refuses to give me sake.
June 14th:
Patient is currently awake. Sakura and Naruto broke into his room this morning. They have been in there for three hours. Patient is too delirious to complain about being smothered in hugs/stuck in a room with two squealing ex-comrades. I'm getting a migraine. Still haven't gotten any sake.
June 14th, late afternoon:
Patient slept for another three hours after I forced Sakura and Naruto to leave. He is awake again and wondering where they went. Probably still delirious.
June 15th:
Patient is fully conscious and eating. Has been co-operative and answered all questions. Keeps asking who ambushed him and where Sakura and Naruto are.
June 16th:
Sakura and Naruto were granted permission to see the patient. Sakura explained it was her and ambushed him and brought him out of his coma. Patient refuses to believe this. Naruto keeps asking when the patient will be released. Threw a fit when I said the patient would be put on trial for his crimes. Need to find my secret stash of sake.
June 17th:
Patient is asleep again. Sakura hasn't left his bedside in four hours. Can't get her to go away. Naruto is starting a petition to get the patient out of standing trial. So far he has three signatures. Four days until trial.
June 18th:
Managed to get Sakura to leave the patient and attend to someone else. Squad leader Kakashi Hatake visited today. Interrogated the patient more and answered some of the patient's questions. Naruto held a one-person strike against the patient's trial outside my office. Petition has five signatures. Three days until trial.
June 19th:
Sakura requested permission to give the patient a sponge bath today. Permission fervently denied. Sakura requested permission to help the patient shave. Permission reluctantly granted. Naruto has ten signatures for his petition. Two days until trial.
June 20th:
Sakura was banned from the patient's room after she was found sleeping in his bed. Both were thankfully fully clothed. Both Sakura and the patient refuse to speak to anyone about anything. Naruto tried to trick me into signing his petition. Still only has ten signatures. One day until trial.
June 21st:
Patient was released for his trial. Found guilty of all charges but only put under heavy surveillance, six months' house arrest, and three years' probation. Naruto is convinced it's because of his petition. Finally found my sake. Drinking all of it and taking the rest of the day off from the hospital.
Author's Notes: Okay, I have no idea what a real doctors medical log would look like, or if there even is such a thing. I just thought this would make an amusing drabble. ^.^;;
Hopefully you guys enjoyed it!
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