Brittany's POV
"'This fruit's flesh is soft and pale yellow. It's juicy and has a sweet-sour flavor. I must also note that it's shaped almost exactly like a baby's bottom. What the scientific merit of this observation is, I have no idea. While the scientific merit of this observation is debatable, the adorability is not."
The Lesser Mock Bottom was basically a mini version of Mock Bottom; it is a wonder if the two are linked.
Presenting this one to the public was easier, people chuckled like they did last time. But then again, everything is always tougher in the beginning. Besides, everyone thought it was cute.
"Any questions?" I asked the audience.
A hand went up in the middle, I acknowledged the person.
"Yeah, just how many butt lookalikes did you guys bring back from this place?"
Everyone sputtered out laughter at how blatant this guy was, but I couldn't help but laugh myself. Alph couldn't either.
"Just these two." Alph replied humorously.
"I like how one is bigger than the other." Someone else said, just to be funny most likely.
After that, the witty statements just kept coming,
"Where did you find these fruits? At the BOTTOM of the planet?"
"I bet you guys had to put these at the REAR of the storage!"
As the crowd amused themselves with their puns, Alph and I slinked away quickly and as quietly as we could.
"Those people…" I giggled.
Alph shook his head, "Hey, you know how they can get sometimes. Too bad that Charlie isn't here to see all this."
Shrugging I replied, "You know how he is with his missions."
"True… Say Brittany, do you ever wonder what the Captain's life is like with all that craziness?"
"Not really, but it sure explains a lot."
Laughing, we headed back to our homes. Glad to now have that second embarrassing fruit… well… BEHIND us. Tee hee hee!
Author's Note: Bahaha! XD Bad puns aplenty!
XDDDD Nyan!
So yeah, I know this was kinda short. But it was enjoyable to write nonetheless. I hope you enjoy! ^_^
C'est la vie! ^_^ Nya!
See Nya next time!