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Chapter 5: Blaise and Toads

Hermione and Draco walked slowly to breakfast, which annoyed both Daria and Ginny, who had been walking patiently behind them.

"If you're not going to walk faster, move over!" Ginny said.

Draco turned around. "So, does everyone in your family have a temper issue, or just you and your twit of a brother?" he said sarcastically but smiling.

Ginny rolled her eyes as Daria and she passed them.

Hermione smiled awkwardly as she looked up at Draco. "... So..."

"So..." Draco mimicked trying to start a new subject. "Was your summer really that bad?"

Hermione sighed. "I couldn't wait to get out of my house. You have no idea what it's like to have people constantly blaming and accusing you of everything."

Draco half-smiled. "You'd be surprised."

Hermione blushed. "I'm sorry, I forgot about your father-"

Draco shook his head. "No, don't be sorry. You did nothing wrong. He's where he should be and I'm finally where I should be," Draco said confidently.

Hermione raised a confused eyebrow. "Huh? What do you mean 'finally where I should be'? You have been at Hogwarts for six years."

"I should have spent it next to you, as your friend," he added the last part quickly.

Hermione smiled widely, which caused Draco to smile as well. They arrived at the Great Hall, and many people stared at the two, the people who weren't aware of their new friendship. Hermione glanced over at Gryffindor table and couldn't ignore the glares coming from most of her house-mates, most strongly from Ron. Draco got the same thing from his house, but his best mate Blaise was smiling widely.

"OY! Drake! C'mon, I saved ya a seat," Blaise shouted to Draco.

Draco smirked at his friends' comment. He looked at Hermione and then to Ron. "You know 'Mione, if you want, you can sit with Slytherin today," he whispered in her ear.

Hermione looked back at Ron's scowling face. "I don't know where I would be more uncomfortable," she said smiling slightly.

Draco smiled. "C'mon, you'll be fine."

Hermione inhaled and walked confidently over to Slytherin table, but wouldn't dare leave Draco's side.

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"Is he fucking crazy?" Ron said watching Draco take Hermione to his table.

"No," Ginny said calmly, "he's being a gentleman, you should try it sometime."

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"I can't do this, these people hate me!" Hermione hissed softly as they neared the Slytherin table.

"You'll be fine," Draco whispered back.

Hermione shuddered at the thought of what the Slytherins could do to her...

"Good morning," Draco said cheerfully to the Slytherin table and sat down with Hermione next to him as if he brought Hermione to breakfast with him everyday.

Blaise was on the other side of Draco and raised his eyebrow suspiciously. "Hey, Drake?" he whispered softly while Hermione was beginning to talk to Daria.

"Yeah?" Draco responded casually.

"Uh, do you realize who's sitting next to you... at Slytherin?" Blaise asked cautiously as if he was afraid Draco was mentally unstable.

Draco turned to Hermione and spoke to the table while looking at her. "I'm not sure Blaise. I don't think I've ever met this person before. What's your name?" Draco asked seriously but trying to suppress a smile.

Hermione almost started laughing, "My name is Hermione Granger, Head Girl. What's your name?"

"I'm Draco Malfoy, Head Boy."

"Really," Hermione said in a surprised and shocked voice. "I guess we'll be seeing each other."

"I guess you're right. Oh, I'm sorry," Draco said turning to Blaise, "you haven't met Hermione Granger. Blaise Zambini, Hermione Granger."

"Draco? What are you smoking and where can I get some?" Blaise asked in a completely serious voice.

Draco ignored his sarcastic remark and turned to the rest of the Slytherins that were staring at him. "Anyone else not familiar with Hermione?"

"Why would anyone want to be familiar with a filthy mudblood?" a cold voice sneered across from Draco.

Hermione looked at who the voice belonged to and gave him a cold glare. He had short dirty blond hair and piercing green eyes along with a toad mouth that immediately reminded Hermione of Umbridge.

"That's detention for a week Hoyle," Draco said smiling, as if he had expected that response from him. "Not a very good way to start off the term, eh?"

The other Slytherins caught on to Draco's point and were very nice to Hermione, mostly because they were terribly frightened by Draco. To Hermione's great surprise though, Pansy Parkinson was genuinely nice to her, not out of fear.

"Are you alright? I heard you and Ron have a row... he was very irrational," Pansy said with genuine sympathy.

"That's the understatement of the century," Draco muttered.

Hermione smiled. "I'm fine. Ron can have a bad temper, but he'll come crawling back to me when he needs help with his homework."

"Cause that's all you're good for..." someone snickered in an all too familiar voice.

"That would be another week's detention," Draco said casually not looking away from his food. He tore his eyes from it and looked at the toad boy, "if you keep this up, you will have even less of a social life then you have now."

The toad boy frowned and turned an interesting shade of scarlet. "What the hell happened to you Malfoy!" he yelled with sudden courage. "Your father gets locked away and you turn into a fucking Hufflepuff pussy!"

Everyone at the table looked at Draco for his reaction, but it was Hermione who responded. "ONE MONTH'S DETENTION!"she yelled across the Great Hall.

That shut him up for the rest of breakfast. Hermione talked with Pansy some more and they came up with a good "bonding" idea between the prefects. "Hey! Oh! Idea!" Pansy said excitedly as she chatted with Hermione.

"Wow! Hey, where's a Creevy? Someone needs to make a headline... Pansy Parkinson has an 'idea', a once in a century occurrence!" Blaise said.

Pansy stuck her tongue out at Blaise in an immature manner. "On Friday we should have a movie night in the prefect tower!" she said to Hermione, who looked to Draco for his approval.

"Sounds fun to me," he shrugged.

"Oh, sure," Blaise said annoyed, "exclude me because I'm not a goody-goody like you faggots!" (AN: I don't mean that in an anti-gay way, I actually have relatives who are homosexual... don't be mad at me!)

Draco rolled his eyes. "I seem to remember you doing a "happy-dance" when you didn't get prefect in fifth year."

"That was before I knew that I could watch a scary movie with a bunch of girls who would want to cling to me," Blaise responded smartly.

"Touche!" Draco said. (AN : touche, if you don't know, means something like "point taken" or "you got me on that one").

Hermione smiled. She liked Blaise very much, he seemed like a lot of fun. "We could sneak you in Blaise," Hermione said softly.

Blaise grinned and turned to Draco, "This is a good one Draco, can I have her when you're done?"

Draco blushed ever so slightly and Hermione had no idea what Blaise was talking about. Daria was on the verge of hysterical laughter and tried to cover-up by coughing.

Draco cleared his throat and whispered to Blaise, "It's nothing like that, we're just friends."

Blaise raised both his eyebrows. "Really? Hmmmmmm... interesting. Do you mind if I have a go at her?" Blaise looked at Draco expectantly.

Draco hesitated to scream, 'ABSOLUTELY NOT!' but restrained himself. "Sure whatever, I don't care."

"Excellent, see ya later Drake," Blaise said as he saw a beautiful brunette winking at him. Blaise waltzed over to her and they left the Great Hall.

Draco walked in between Daria and Hermione as they walked through the corridor. He was about to start a conversation when someone viciously jabbed shoulders with Hermione on the way out of the Great Hall.

"What's his problem?" Hermione said massaging her shoulder gently.

"Jess? Oh, he's just an ass," Draco said casually. "He was really torn up about the fall of Voldemort, we used to be best friends as little kids, but since he's a fourth year I don't see much anymore," Draco explained. "He really doesn't like anyone muggle born, in case you couldn't tell," Draco smirked.

"I would have never known," Hermione said sarcastically thinking more and more about the movie night on Friday with the prefects.

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Thanks to sexgodessmisha4draco for noticing the missing 11! I was curious if NE1 would see it! Lol.

BTW, "the toad boy" has a real name and it is "Jesse Hoyle".

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