Okay, I'm not gonna explain my daily troubles to you, but let's just say me and school don't mix. Here it is! Sorry if my writing style is a bit different. Long time, you know. Also haven't watched the show in a long time because of people (Disney is too baby-ish for you. It kills your brain cells. Have you done your homework yet? Go do your homework. I don't care if it's the best show ever. Go.) so all I know is they were on a road trip, they met the president of the United States, they're back from the road trip, and then Ally was wearing a wig and calling herself Roxy.

Enjoy!

"I feel so ridiculous, Dez."

"What do you mean? Everything's fine."

"Everything's fine? Dez, have you seen the line? We're surrounded by thirteen-year-old girls, grandmas, and one kid who just puked on my shoe."

Austin sighed while the woman in front of him spills her sorrows. "And he's just really never been around lately and he's ever so distant lately and I think he's seeing someone else and oh dear and oh my."

The lady at the stand cut her short. "Look, I know you're very upset and you need help, but do you really think you're getting it at some side attraction at a fun fair? I don't think so. Next!"

The woman muttered something about "hearing from her lawyers" and trudged away. Austin took a step forward.

"Uh . . . hi."

The lady looked up and a gasp escaped her lips. "Austin Moon!"

"Yep."

"In the flesh!"

"That's me."

"Here, live!"

"You got it."

"Hi, I'm Eddie!" she exclaims, shaking his hand vigorously. "What brings you to my humble kiosk?"

Emphasis on the word humble, Austin thought, looking at the stand in front of him, its only decoration was a dying plant. Eddie, however, seemed to take no notice of it. Besides, her attitude seemed to make the whole place brighter.

"Well, uh . . ."

"Hold on, fella," she says, putting up a hand to stop him. "I'm a big fan and all, but you pay before you talk, son."

Austin reached into his pocket for a dollar and puts it in the money jar.

"As you were saying?"

Austin blinked. "Right, well, uh . . ."

"He's got a crush on Ally but he doesn't think she likes him (even though she obviously does) and so he needs some advice on what girls like." Dez said, all while texting.

"Dez!"

"Ha!" said Eddie, smiling triumphantly. "I knew you liked her! Auslly shippers UNITE!"

"What?"

"Nothing!" she sighs blissfully. "Wait! I've got a plan. Here's what you're gonna do . . ."

Trish pulls Ally towards the fun fair.

"Come on, Ally! It's about to close!"

"Coming! I have to get some mustard out of my hair," sighed Ally, combing through her brown locks. "Thanks to you, I am now banned from Target."

"Got it."

"I got banned from a grocery store, Trish."

"Nice to know."

"I can't buy food for my family for three months."

"Here we are! Yo, Ellie!"

They ran up to the stand just as Eddie was closing up shop. "It's Eddie."

"Gesundheit. Look Eddie, my friend here needs some advice." She shoved Ally towards the stand. Ally cleared her throat. "Hello."

Eddie gasps. "Ally Dawson!"

"That's me."

"In the flesh!"

"You got it."

"Here, live."

"Yep."

"So will you help her, or not?" asked Trish, impatiently.

"Only if you're willing to fork over a dollar." Ally unwillingly complies and takes a deep breath. "Okay, so there's this guy I like —"

"Austin."

"But I don't think he likes me —"

"He so likes her."

"I'm trying to get him to notice me. So will you help me?"

Eddie's eyes widen. "Wait, you like Austin? Yes! I knew it! Auslly shippers UNITE!"

"What?"

"Nothing! I would love to help you with your love life, Ally."

Ally smiled. "Thank you, I really appreciate —"

"You didn't let me finish. Like I said, I would love to help you, but it's way past closing hour, so have a nice day!" she says, getting her handbag.

"What?" says Ally, feeling totally ripped off.

"You can't get away with this!" yells Trish.

"Watch me!" She threw some dust in the air, and suddenly Trish and Ally were standing on the sidewalk near Sonic Boom.

"What just happened?" wondered Trish.

"Great," moaned Ally as they walked towards the music store. "I've been banned from a grocery store and scammed by a crazy lady in a turban. What could possibly go wrong now?"

Ally put her face in her hands and sighed as they walked through the doors of Sonic Boom. "Austin. What are you doing?"

The entire store was covered in sauce and spaghetti strands. The smell of roses mixed with the stench of burnt cake. There was stuffing everywhere, the kind you put in teddy bears. In summary, this mess deserved to be in the Guinness Book of World Records.

"I can explain?"

Ally looked up at him incredulously. No excuse in the world, in the universe could justify this mess.

"And Dez! Have you just been sitting there recording the whole thing?" she asked, eyebrows raised.

"Yep!" he said, ever so cheerfully, eyes still on his camera.

"I have one thing to say to, Austin, just one word: why?"

Austin glanced nervously at Dez, who only smirked knowingly.

"I'm gonna leave you two alone," said Dez, going upstairs, Trish following.

"Okay, they're not looking!" whispered Trish harshly, leaning over the railing to get a better view. "Put the camera back on!"

"Well?"

Austin scratched the back of his ear. "I know it sounds really stupid but I wanted to tell you I like you only I didn't know how so I went to this lady and she gave me some advice on what girls like and I kind of messed things up a little bit and I'm really sorry and I'll clean everything up I promise."

Ally blinked. "What?"

Austin took another breath. "I know it sounds really stupid but I —"

"No, I heard you the first time, but," a shy smile creeps up her face. "You like me?"

Austin nodded, looking at everything but Ally.

"You like me."

"Yeah. A lot."

"I like you."

"You've said that three times alrea- wait. You like me?" he asks, an equally goofy grin spreading across his face. Ally nods. "I do."

"So . . ." says Austin, blushing and glancing at his sneakers.

"So . . ." says Ally, smiling awkwardly at him.

"JUST KISS HER ALREADY!"

Everyone glances up at Eddie, who's mysteriously ended up next to Trish. "Sorry guys. My FEELS."

"Eddie?" chorused Austin and Ally. They turn to each other. "You know her?"

"Actually, we all know her," said Trish. "You see, we planned this entire thing so you and Ally can get together. And it worked!"

"AUSLLY SHIPPERS UNITE!" yells Eddie.

"And now we're gonna plan their first date!" squeals Dez. "I vote for a picnic!"

"A picnic? No way! They should go for a romantic candlelit dinner for two."

"Nuh-uh! If you want romantic, he should take her on a boat ride under the stars."

"Picnic!"

"Dinner!"

"Boat ride!"

Austin and Ally, taking the opportunity for freedom, run out the door.

Eh. It's not very good, but it's presentable. I guess it's a little lengthy. I had to post something, its Children's Day and there's no school(I don't know when you celebrate it, but here it's May 27) and the reviews are just so nice and UGH. I'm supposed to be writing an essay, but I'm here, writing FanFiction.

Have some Children's Day jokes! (They're really bad, and it's courtesy of yours truly. I mean me.)

On Children's Day, train tickets for children were free. So a man bought a child's ticket and boarded the train. As they were checking the tickets, the ticket checker guy (and I don't know the exact title) so that he was holding a child's ticket. He said, "Sir, adults are not allowed to use child tickets," and the man said, "But I'm a child of God."

(Not my joke actually. The next one is mine. It's so bad you shouldn't read it.)

Adult: Happy Children's Day!

Me: I am a preteen.

Adult: Okay, go do your homework, then.

Me: *gasp* But it's Children's Day! And I wanna play! Are you going to deprive me of the only day of the year dedicated to me? A child?

I pulled that one today and I still didn't get off not doing my homework. NOTE: I might post on the weekend, maybe. But after that I probably won't be active for a long time, considering tests and projects and exams just come crashing down next week. And they call it mid-term BREAK. I think it's meant to literally break you, not give you a break. The thirtieth reviewer is rausllyr5xo IG but she's a guest, so i'm waiting for the thirty-fifth reviewer.

I'm also obsessed with Frozen now, so yeah.

I've been typing for too long. Bye now!