Ai Higurashi was in the kitchen as usual, it was 4 o'clock and she was starting to cook dinner for her 2 children, father, and one of the strangest guest in history. But she then stop what she was doing when her youngest child and only son Souta came in he had a trouble look on his face.

"Souta, what's wrong" Ai ask as she continued to make the dinner but was still paying enough attention to Souta to hear what ever he had to say, Souta sigh again before he finally ask the question he wanted to ask.

"Mom, how do you court a girl?" That caught Ai off in surprise as she then turned around to see her son look at her some what seriously with curiosity.

"Why do you ask?" Ai ask, Souta sigh again.

"Its because I have a date this Saturday with Hitomi and I have no idea what to do when we talk and stuff." Souta said, Ai nodded as she thought about what her son was asking. After a minuet of brain storming she got an idea.

"I know, how about you spy on Inuyasha and Kagome and see how they act, like I mean for lords sakes they act like an old marry couple some times." Ai said gleefully as she then turned back to preparing dinner for the family, Souta ponder over the thought and smiled at seeing the idea was full prove.

"Wow, great idea mom, thanks" Souta said with happiness as he walk away trying to think where and when he would hide, Ai smiled at her accomplishment in helping her son with his love problem. She then turned back and continued to make dinner humming a soft tune.

The next morning was a Saturday which meant Ai would do house work while Kagome and Inuyasha were out doing some shopping for her, they seemed a little more closer but Ai shrug it off as she continued to do the work, it wasn't until 10 o'clock when Souta came lazily down the stairs in his PJ and walking towards the kitchen to some much needed Pizza and Soda. After helping him self to the needed food Souta walk over to the table and sat down as he began to eat the Pizza, Ai had just finish her last job and now walked into the dining room. As she saw Souta she remember the idea she suggested to him about spying on Inuyasha and Kagome last night, curious as to what happen she sat down next to Souta who look up with eyes that were still slightly sleepy.

"Morning" Ai said as Souta groan "How was your plan of spying on Kagome and Inuyasha work?" Ai ask, Souta first stretch before he then took a bite of his pizza and answered.

"It wasn't every helpful" He said, Ai was now confuse.

"Why?" She ask, Souta took another sip of Souta before answering.

"Because Kagome was sick and they had to fight a snake demon last night." Souta said, Ai was now confused as ever.

"Souta, what exactly happen last night," Souta look up and sigh as he then began the long story of his sick sister and the battle of the snake demon.

"Well, I did as you suggested and after dinner snuck into Kagome closet, waiting for them to come up. Then they came in and Sis began to work on her home work while Inuyasha just sat on the bed watching her. It was fine until she began to complain about how her head hurt and how she needed as break, Inuyasha thought of an idea as he walk close to sis and whispered something in her ear, something about having fun. Sis then began to get really sick because her face was all red which got Inuyasha really concern so he began to kiss her neck like a dog and like a human and even gave her some soft love bites. He then pick sis up by the waist carefully and sat her on the bed. He then went on top of her and began to check her fore head to feel for a fever, and she really was sick because now she started to pant and sweat a little. So Inuyasha began to try and make her feel better by kissing her on the lips and all over the face, his hands went all over her body trying to feel for any more injuries. He found some more as he felt her chest through her shirt, and so he then took off the shirt (Kagome was wearing her PJ with no bra) and then began to feel for injuries. Inuyasha couldn't really see her chest so he went to her chest and apparently found some injury as he began to kiss and lick it so his neat dog saliva would heal the injury, he also took off his top robes because they were bothering Kagome. After Inuyasha made sure Kagome chest was healed he realized something was in his pants, so did sis. She then told him to take it off in a hurry, and so he did as she ask and then there was a HUGE snake demon in his pants. It stood 16 inches tall and was facing against sis. So sis first tried to strangle it which seemed to work as there was blood coming out the tip, and then she finally did it as a lot of bleed came out of it mouth. But then it appears that the snake demon regenerate because as soon as the blood came out it stood right back up. So sis got a great idea on how to defeat the snake. She took off her PJ bottoms (and underwear) and she grab the snake again. She lured the snake in between her legs and once it was trap Inuyasha took his hips and crush the snake to kill it. But it was still alive so they kept doing it for almost 7 minuets, but finally they both gave a warrior cry of each other names and stop as the snake died. But when Inuyasha took it out of sis it was still alive, and so they did it again 3 more times in different positions until they finally got the rascal. Then sis and Inuyasha finally confess the loved each other and fell asleep next to each other." As soon as the last word left Souta mouth he was surprise hear the sound of his mother following to the floor. Souta became automatically worried for his mother as he went to her side and tried to shake her awake.

"Mom, mom wake up, mom" Souta ask, but then he herd the front door open and Kagome came walking in with some groceries and a annoyed looking half-demon. Kagome smiled at Souta but once she saw her mom on the floor she began to get scared.

"Mom" Kagome called as she set the bags down and quickly kneeled down next to her. Inuyasha also quickly set the bags down and now kneeled next to Kagome. "Inuyasha, is she" Kagome ask with fear her mother might be really sick….or worse.

"No, she alive just unconscious." Inuyasha assured his scared mate, Kagome breath out in relief, but then began to get suspicious.

"Inuyasha, can you take my mother into her room" Kagome ask, Inuyasha nodded as he pick up Kagome mother carefully and quickly walk up the stairs to her bedroom, Kagome then turned towards Souta. "Souta, what did you do?" Kagome ask, Souta held up his hand in defense.

"Hey I don't know what happen, one moment I was telling her about the snake battle you and Inuyasha had last night and the next thing I know she fell down." Souta said, now Kagome was confused.

"Ah….Souta me and Inuyasha didn't fight any snake demon last night." Kagome said, now Souta was getting confused now.

"But you did, remember when you got all sick and Inuyasha kiss your chest and lick the wound on it." Souta said, Kagome blush like crazy at what Souta said.

'Wait, why does that sound like….oh god' Kagome now had horror on her face as Souta kept rambling on of what he had witness, it was too much for Kagome and so she did what any woman in their right mind would do, she fainted. Inuyasha had just finish putting Kagome mother in her bed and was walking down the stairs, the kid was rambling about something and Kagome look like she saw a ghost. Inuyasha was about to say something until Kagome began to fall backwards. Inuyasha fear that she would fall Inuyasha ran and caught Kagome just before she fell down. Inuyasha check Kagome over and breath in relief to see she had just fainted, but now he too became curious.

"Souta, what the hell did you say to make Kagome faint?" Inuyasha snap, Souta was no getting curious as in why she fainted to the story, so he answered.

"I just told her about the battle of the snake demon" Souta said, Inuyasha was now getting even more confused.

"What battle?" He ask, then Souta began the long story of what happen. Inuyasha soon realize what the kid mistaken a battle against a snake for something else. Inuyasha now had a look of horror on his face at the thought, and an even more horrified realization. Kagome would blame him, and when she got mad….she would say the s word. And with something this serious he could imagine how she would say sit for the rest of his life. To Inuyasha the thought was so horrifying he did what the previous women had done before him, he fainted with Kagome in his arms.

Souta now saw Inuyasha faint which now cause really big suspicion.

"Maybe grandpa will know why" Souta said to himself as he made his way to the shrine. Once there he open up the shrine house to see his grandpa working.

"Grandpa," Souta called, Grandpa Higurashi stoop what he was doing and turned around to see his grandson.

"Yes Souta" He ask while still working.

"I was telling this story to mom and she fainted" Souta said, grandpa Higurashi stop now concern for his daughter and so stop to face Souta.

"Really, is she alright?" He ask, Souta nodded.

"Ya, Inuyasha took her to her room, but when I told Kagome she fainted, and when I told Inuyasha he fainted as well." Souta exclaim, Grandpa was now getting very concern.

"Can you tell me the story Souta?" He ask, Souta nodded and began the long story, once he finish Grandpa was thinking about the story and what Souta had just told him.

"So, do you know why they all fainted?" Souta ask, Grandpa look up and answered:

"I don't have the slightest clue" He said, Souta sigh in disappointment as Grandpa shrug.

"Well, what do I do now" Souta ask, Grandpa yawn before he answered.

"Just wait for then to wake up, and then we'll figured out what the hex happen" He answered before turning back to his work, Souta nodded in agreement before turning around to go play some video games.

OKAY I KNOW THAT'S A LITTLE MESS UP BUT WITH MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS WAS FUCKING GOLD. BUT I ALSO DID JUST WATCH 'A MILLION WAYS TO DIE FROM THE WEST' AND IT WOULD ONLY MAKE SENSE MY HEAD WAS STILL IN THE GOTTER, BUT GREAT MOVIE GOT TO WATCH ESPICALLY IF YOU LIKE FAMILY GUY. WELL HOPE U LIKE STORY AND READ AND REVIEW.

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