WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS YAOI, RYANxSANJI TO BE EXACT!

So, I did this little meme thing on Deviant art and put a little SanjixRyan on there, for a little experiment. Well, Sofi read it and she agreed with me that it was quite hot actually. So, this is what came out of it. ^_^ This is mostly for her, actually! xD

ANOTHER WARNING: THINGS GET SEXUAL AT THE END (xD), SO ENJOY YEA' PREVERTS! OH, AND YOU MAY GET A NOSE BLEED.

I could have done so much better on this, THIS IS NOT THE HALLOWEEN SPECAIL, that'll come out Friday!

I sighed leaning against the railing, with a bored expression on my face. My hair moved away from my face, blew with the light breeze from the wind. I smiled lightly, and closed my eyes. Even if I was bored, it was a beautiful day, the sky was a display of oranges, reds, and even pinks. The warm air tingled my exposed skin, and y feet were bare against the deck.

I heard a light cough and looked up next to me to see my sister. She had a white tank top covering her torso, and a pair of simple tan guy shorts covering her body half. Her feet were also bare, "Hey."

She smiled lightly, the sunset giving her a light tan glow. "Yo, Ry."

She leaned against the railing next to me, and looked up to the loud galley. I followed her gaze, and listened to the many bangs from the pots and pans. Jamie's eye brow rose slightly, "You think he's okay?"

I looked over at her, her green eyes staring back at my own, I shrugged, "Don't know."

She nodded and yawned quietly to herself, "I think I'm going to find Luffy, it's oddly quiet around her."

I nodded, "You're right, that is a bit odd."

She smiled, and skipped off to find our childish captain. I turned around and placed my chin in my palm. I watched the different wave's crash against each other, the sky becoming darker and darker by the minute.

I closed my eyes, the warm breeze floating over my face. The smell of cigarettes, pulled me out of my calm trance. I looked up at the blonde cook, and felt my heart skip a beat. I bit my lip and decided to ignore him.

I closed my eyes, Jamie's the only one who's aware of the fact that I'm actually bi and my eyes were currently all over certain cook.

I gulped, "Hey Ryan."

I looked up at him with a small smile, "Hello Sanji."

He nodded in response, and leaned against the railing towering over me. I sighed closing my eyes once again, my nostrils filling with the smell of seafood and cigarettes. I was unable to stop the smile forming at my lips, I've come to love that smell over the course of the time I've been in this world.

I felt a pair of eyes staring at me, and I looked over to catch Sanji's stare. "Yeah?"

He seemed a bit surprised I caught his stare and looked away, "Nothing."

I nodded, looking back up at the sky with a smile; the colorful sky was now a blanket of darkness with little shiny stars decorating it. The air was still warm, even without the sun warming. The moon stood in its place lighting up the darkened sky in its full glory.

I heard Sanji shift a bit next to me, "Are you on watch tonight?"

I nodded with a small smile, "Sure am."

"When ever I'm out on watch, it's always cold. You're lucky it's warm tonight."

I nodded, "It's a beautiful night, actually. I haven't seen one quite like this in a while."

Sanji let smoke escape between his lips, and I gulped to myself, "Really?"

I nodded with a small shake of my head, "When Jam and I where kids we use to live in a huge house with my parents. Every night we would sneak out onto the balcony outside of one of the rooms we weren't even supposed to be in and we'd watch the sunset. Not to mention, with not a lot of pollution in our area the sky was extremely clear and beautiful."

He nodded, "What happened though?"

I bit my lip, "When my mom disappeared Jamie started to separate from myself and my father. She wouldn't talk and all of that, but soon I knocked some sense into her. But, really both of use grew a part from my father, so we moved out at the age of 17 and he paid for the apartment."

He nodded and looked down at the deck quietly. I was slightly surprised; he wasn't freaking out over Jamie. I looked up at him, and tilted my head, "Are you feeling alright?"

He looked down at me, and then quickly looked away, "No."

I stared at him confused before looking down at the deck, What was wrong with him? I bit my lip, and scratched my arm.

Well this isn't awkward.

I heard a loud crash from somewhere on the ship and quickly ran over to the source of it. Sanji arrived shortly after. Laughter exploded in the air, a triumphant Jamie stood over Zoro and Luffy. Luffy was currently tied up into a bow, with Zoro in the middle.

Jamie grinned, "You guys like the present?"

I laughed loudly, and nodded with a smile.

Sanji just smiled and walked off. Jamie tilted her head to the side and ignored the cries from Luffy and Zoro, who actually looked to be sleeping, and ran over to me.

"What's up with Sanji?"

I shrugged, "He was acting weird before, too."

She looked around me then smirked, "Why don't you go give him a kiss better?"

I glared at her, a light blush appearing on my cheeks, "Shut. Up."

She giggled, and skipped away from us. Luffy looked up at me with puppy dog eyes, and I laughed, "Sorry dude, I got to go see what's wrong with Sanji."

I heard Luffy's protests and just continued walking towards the galley. I ran my hand through my hair and sighed, opening the galley door. "Hey Sa-", I was cut off by the door slamming and my back being pushed up against it.

Then it hit me, I was locked in the galley and the lights, were indeed, off. I gulped and reached out my hand grabbing the hand that was currently holding me up against the door, "Uh… is that you Sanji?"

Silence filled the air, and all that was heard was my calm breathing and the breathing of the man holding me. I know for a fact it's a guy, because Nami wouldn't do this and Jamie wouldn't either. Which left either Usopp or Sanji, hopefully it's Sanji.

I reached my hand out for the chest in front of me, and felt a tie under my fingers. "Sanji, what are you doing?"

I felt him let go, but didn't see him move. My eyes were now adjusting to the darkness in the room. I looked up at the taller man, and bit my lip. He was staring down at the ground, his hands curled in tight fists. I lifted my hand to his shoulder, "Dude… at least say something! You're driving me crazy!"

He bit his lip slightly, and then looked at me, "You're the one driving me crazy!"

My hand dropped from his shoulder to my side, and my eyes widened, I'm… driving him crazy?

"I don't know what's wrong with me! Lately all I can think about is you! Why? I don't know! It's bugging the hell out of me! Whenever I'm around you my mood goes through the roof, and I can't help but not want to smile! It's almost like I have a crush on you! And you're a man, and I love women! I don't understand anything!"

I felt my heart beat increase in speed, and had to bit my lip to hide the smile that wanted to creep onto my face. Did he just say he had a CRUSH on me?

He ran a hand through his hair in a frustrated matter, "Not only that, you've even been in my dreams! Not only do I think about you constantly, I even dream about you!"

I bet I resembled a little child right now, compared to the tall cook. I scratched the back on my neck, and looked up at him, "I, uh, don't know what to say?"

Which was true, I honestly really didn't want to say anything. I knew Sanji wasn't gay, but the words coming from his mouth.. Just made me want to tackle him to the ground. Which I don't think he would like much.

He growled loudly, a hit his head, "Tell me what I have to do to stop this!"

I stood their awkwardly, and sighed, "You… could… be um, bisexual?"

He shook his head, "I'm straight though! I love women!"

I looked down at the ground, my hair falling into my face, "I'm bisexual, there's nothing wrong with it."

He stopped his pacing, and looked down at me, "You are?"

I looked up to him and shook my head, "Yeah."

"How come you didn't tell us?"

I shrugged, "Didn't think it actually matter."

"Is Jamie?"

I looked up at him, then tapped me chin, "You know what… I've never actually asked her."

I smiled at him and let out a laugh, I fell back leaning against the door. He let out what almost sounded like a laugh along with some type of sigh. Sanji sighed falling against the door leaning against it next to me. I smiled lightly to me, at least now I know that when I'm thinking of him, he's thinking of me.

I slide down to the floor, Sanji following suit. "What do we do now?"

I looked over to him, leaning my head back against the door shrugging, "What do you want to do?"

He looked down at his hands, and then at the wall in front of him. I looked down at my feet, and then bit my lip. I looked over towards Sanji in the corner of my eye, Should I?

I turned towards him, but quickly looked away. I shook my head at myself; I'll never be as blunt as Jamie when saying her opinions on something or anyone. I leaned back all the way, a sigh escaped my lips. Sanji was still in the same position looking straight at the wall on the other side of the galley.

"Screw it."

Sanji looked over to me confused, and I quickly turned my head, jumping onto my knees grabbing the back of his neck crashing his lips onto mine. I closed my eyes, but I could tell he was shocked. I raised my hand to the other side of his face, and held it in between my hands. My knee was in between both his legs, and my other knee was on the other side of his leg.

I pulled away, a quiet suction sound ending the kiss I've been wanting for a while now. I looked down at his chest, afraid to see what emotions were held up in his eyes, actually eye considering I could only see one.

I stole a glance at his mouth to see it agape, and I cursed myself under my breath. He probably hates me now.

"Why d-did you do that?"

I looked up at his face, and bit my lip. There wasn't any emotion showing on his face, a blank look covering any clues I could look for.

I felt my cheeks warm up, and I opened my mouth slightly to let some sort of answer to come out, yet nothing came out. He waited underneath me for an answer patiently almost.

I pulled my hands away from his face, and muttered, "Sorry."

I stood up quickly, removing myself from a very comfortable position on top of Sanji's body. I bit my lip before opening the door just enough to let me out and make sure Sanji doesn't get hit with it.

I shut it quietly and headed towards Jamie's room. I sighed quietly, shaking my head at my stupidity.

I shouldn't have kissed him. Yet, I don't really regret it at all. I sure as hell, enjoyed it. Probably a little too much…

I shook my head, which I found I was doing a lot and opened the door to Jamie's room/storage room. She was quietly humming; swinging on her hammock like it was a swing. She looked up at me and smiled lightly, I walked forward sitting next to her, swinging with her.

"What's wrong, love?"

I looked at her through my hair, and sighed, "I kissed Sanji."

She stopped the swinging, and looked over at me shocked, "Go Ry! Wait – What did he do? Did he get mad? Did he like it? Did you guys have crazy sex?"

"Whoa," I put my hand up to stop her, "He did nothing but sit there. So, I uh, left."

She shook her head with a small smile, "Good sign, either it hasn't hit him that he kissed a dude or maybe he might actually like you back!"

If only she knew.

"He loves women to much, I don't have a chance."

"Ryan, you look like me, which means you're hot. Not that I'm calling you it, because that's incest and disturbing. But, still, not to mention you're extremely fun to be around! You're nice and you're awesome! He'd be an idiot to give up this chance."

"He's straight, Jamie. It wouldn't work."

She smiled lightly, patting my back, "But, that can be changed."

I looked at her, "You can't just change someone like that Jamie."

She smiled, "I'm not saying change him, I'm saying SHOW him that you're lovin' is the good kind."

I laughed lightly, "How am I related to you?"

She put her pointer finger in the air, "While, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much –"

"Just stop right there."

She grinned, "Well?"

I looked at her confused, "Well what?"

She hit my head swiftly, "What are you still doing here?! Sanji's up there alone and everyone else is sleeping by now! Go sex him up!"

I stood up and stared down at her, "I love how my sister is telling me to go sex up someone."

She grinned, "Yes, someone has to be the pervert in the family. Plus, sense you would never say it to me, I had to take the opportunity to say it to you."

"Damn straight I wouldn't say it to you."

She laughed and shooed me out of the room. I bit my lip slightly, and found myself walking towards the deck. I climbed up onto it, and looked straight a head of me to see the cook leaning against a railing with a contorted face of confusion and fear.

I gulped, that probably isn't a good sign.

I slowly walked forward, actually having to force myself to walk slowly. It was kinda hard to control my speed these days with this devil fruit. I never actually notice the fact I'm always running around so fast.

I slowly made my way up to him, and my arm immediately went up to my other arm holding it securely. Almost as a way to block the pain I knew would come once he either a) yelled at me for kissing him or b) not want to be with me.

He looked up at me, and his face expression drained completely and he just stared at me. I looked down at the deck, the moonlight shining down at us creating a light glow on our skin.

My hair fell into my face, and I quietly looked at him the best I could through my bangs. I watched him take a step forward, then a step back. I looked up at him, flipping my hair out of my face.

He ran a hand through his hair in frustration. He looked down to the ground, then back up at me filling the space between us until he was only a few inches in front of me. He leaned down and grabbed the back of my head hesitantly before pulling my face towards his. He stopped a few meters away before closing his eyes and pushing his lips onto mine.

My eyes widened in shock, I slowly raised my hand resting it against his neck pulling him closer. My eye lips dropped, and I raised my other hand to his waist pulling his body into mine.

We stayed like that for a minute before Sanji pulled away silently, biting his lip. "Why did I just enjoy that?"

I looked forward into his chest, listening to him question himself silently under his breath. I bit my lip trying to conceal the smile that dared to creep up on my face. I moved my bangs so they were covering my face, and stared directly into his chest.

"Do it again."

I looked up at him, and was unable to hide the smile anymore. I shook my head, pulling his face down to mine with little effort, this time planning on taking it a little further. I pulled his lips onto mine, and let my tongue run across his bottom lip. I felt him pull back a little, and pulled away from the kiss to look at him.

He gulped, "Uh…"

I waited patiently for him to continue. He breathed out of his nose, and then pulled away from my grasp. I looked down to the ground, "What's going to… uh, happen… now?"

I looked up to him and tapped my chin, "Jamie suggested sex."

His eye widened, "Jamie knows about this?!"

I looked up at him, "Relax, all I said was I kissed you. She won't tell anyone, if that's what you're worried about."

He scratched the back of his neck, "Actually… I just don't want anyone to know."

Ouch, that kinda hurt.

"Yet."

I looked up at him hopefully, "Does that mean..?"

He looked towards the ocean and gulped, "I just… I don't know exactly how I feel about this whole thing yet… but I, well… like it."

I bit my lip to hide the smile, "So, would you like me to show you how to enjoy it even more?"

He looked down at me with a raised curly eyebrow, "How?"

A devious smirk fell upon my lips, and I pulled him down to my level by his tie. "I'll show you tomorrow after breakfast."

I quickly pecked his lips, and "disappeared" before his eyes, then grinned to myself stopping in front of the boys' room. I stepped into it, and fell into my hammock with a grin, if he liked the kiss; I wonder how he'll feel about tomorrow. I hope I'm not going to fast for him.

-During breakfast-

I took a bit of the apple in my hands, and leaned back chewing it quietly to myself. Jamie sat next to me eyeing both me and Sanji, who currently was trying to hide the small glances he made towards me.

Soon, one by one everyone left, Luffy of course being thrown out by an irritated Sanji. Jamie was the last to leave, winking towards me shutting the galley door behind her.

I throw away my apple core and yawned quietly to myself. Sanji set the dishes in the sink, and jumped slightly when I appeared next to him. I sat up on the counter and swung my legs back in forth, a habit Jamie passed onto me. I watched him quietly clean the dishes. I didn't actually notice the look of annoyance on his face until a large growl escaped from his throat, "Stop staring at me, damnit! You're making me nervous!"

I laughed loudly, "So I make you nervous, do I?"

He growled quietly to himself, looking back down at the dishes. I grinned, tapping my fingers against the wood on the counter. I looked around the galley, purposely ignoring the annoyed looks from Sanji and grinned to myself.

"You're extremely irritating right now."

I looked back at him clueless, "What am I doing?"

"You're attempting to make this even more, I don't even know the word anymore!"

I chuckled to myself, "Am I really?"

He growled, turning away from me, folding his arms with a look of annoyance.

"You know, you kinda look like a small child who just got their toy taken away from them, but with you it's not a toy but something I promised yesterday and you don't even know what it is!"

He turned around quickly glaring at me, "Then tell me what it is!"

I smirked, "What will I get out of that?"

He growled, "You're impossible, right now."

I tapped my chin, "Impossible isn't the right word to describe me right now, I could think of a few but I wouldn't want to make you blush."

His scowl disappeared, and I grinned. "This is a different personality."

I looked towards him with a smirk, "What? I finally have the chance to get what I want. It's kinda of an ego boaster on my part."

He gulped, "What do you want?"

"You, of course."

A light pink color appeared on Sanji's face and I smiled at him, "You know, I would never think a comment like that would make you blush. You're pretty straight forward when it comes to showing love for Nami or Jamie."

He looked down to the ground, "But this is different."

I raised a brow, "Because I have a dick?"

He let out a snort, "Because I've never done anything we a guy!"

I laughed at his face and looked forward, lifting my legs on to the counter sitting Indian style. "Exactly what I wanted to change today."

He gulped, "W-what?"

I jumped down from the counter grinning, "You heard me."

He backed up from me, with a distinct blush on his cheeks. "What w-were you planning on doing?"

I smiled at him lightly, "You're cute when you blush, you know."

That comment of course made him blush harder, "You didn't answer my question."

"I'm aware."

I walked forward, pulling on his black tie lightly without much force. His back was now against the wall, I smirked pulling on his tie bringing his lips onto mine. My other hand moved to the back of his neck pulling his head even closer to my own. My tongue ran across his lips slowly, a shiver running down his back. His hands instantly grabbed hold of my shoulders, gripping them tightly. His mouth opened slightly finally, allowing my tongue to shot into his mouth exploring it eagerly. What felt like a century later, his tongue finally started pushing back onto mine, one of his hands moving into my red hair gripping it tightly, another pulling on the back of my neck.

I pulled away from him, leaving kisses down his jaw line a small noise escaping from his mouth as he panted for air. I pulled on his tie a little more, pulling his neck down so I could reach it better leaving trails of kisses down it. His hands gripped my shoulders even tighter, a moan escaping from his lips.

I smiled against his neck, biting down slightly another moan escaping from his mouth mixed with a sharp intake of air. I pulled away grinning at his blush, and pulled him by his tie over to the table pushing him down onto the top of it. His blush darkened, and he sat up slightly pulling my head down to his kissing me lightly on the lips.

I grinned, for some reason I wasn't feeling as shy as I usually would be. I felt cockier, more confident in myself. Not to mention, it felt extremely well to be dominate of Sanji. He loosened his tie slightly, and I pushed my lips back down on to his catching him be surprise. I pulled his head closer to mine, my body was currently located in between his legs, and he was sitting on top of the table, his legs still able to touch the ground.

I moved my hands away from his neck and worked on unbuttoning his blue pine-striped collar shirt. His hands gripped my shirt tightly pulling me forward into his body. I finally reached the last button, my lips currently working there way down to his collar bone, small moans escaping from his lips.

I pushed the shirt of his shoulders and onto the table, his tie still around his neck. I moved my lips down to his chest kissing down it quickly moving towards Sanji's very happy place right now. I grinned moved down onto my knees my hands fumbling with Sanji's belt buckle. He gulped quietly to himself, I think what I was going to give him finally hit him as he gripped the table his knuckles turning white.

I unzipped his pants pulling them down along with his boxers, and smirked up at him. He bit his lips, a blush still located on his cheeks. His hands gripped the table even tighter if that was even possible. I grabbed a hold of his shaft running my fingers against it lightly. I heard a sharp intake of breath from Sanji. I smirked, gripping the throbbing, circling my hand around it pushing up and down slowly. A light moan released itself from Sanji's lips, my name rolling off his tongue quietly. I grin on my face, I moved slightly fasted against him, a louder moan escaping his mouth. "Faster.."

I smirked, moving faster against him, stopping mid way. Just as he was about to protest extremely loudly, may I add, my mouth found it's way onto his penis, my head bobbing back and forth slowly. His hand let go of the table gripping my hair, moving my head faster with his hand.

"Ryan.."

I moved faster with each moan escaping from his mouth, with one last pump his liquid spilled into my mouth and I swallowed it, pulling away from him wiping my mouth his the back of my hand. Sanji panted loudly against the table, I pulled myself up. Sanji moved towards me, pulling me towards him by the collar of my shirt crashing his lips onto mine for a sloppy kiss.

"You're r-right."

I pulled him towards me again kissing him mumbling a 'how' against his lips.

"I did enjoy it."

-cleans up blood- -cough-, So, what did yea' think of my frist YAOI attempt? HUH!?