Talk about worst Halloween one shot ever, not to mention... a very late one.

HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN!

"JAMIE!!!!!!!"

"It wasn't me, Nami!"

Nami glared at the girl, "You're the only one!"

"It. Wasn't. ME!"

Nami moved away from the smaller girl, "Oh, then who?"

Jamie bit her lip taking a few steps back, "Well, I'll be able to tell you once you tell me what you're blaming me for."

Nami growled, her fist held tightly at her side, "YOU PUT SPIDERS IN MY BED!"

Jamie blinked, scratching her head, "I would have admitted to doing something that would anger others."

"She's right, if Jamie did that she would proudly admit to it."

Both girls turned to stare at Ryan. Jamie grinned at him, and Nami just sighed. "Then who did it?!"

Both twins shrugged, "Try Luffy, Usopp or Chopper."

She quickly and angrily stomped away, growling. Jamie turned and looked at Ryan for a minute before grinning.

He raised an eyebrow, "What?"

"I JUST REMEMBERED ITS HALLOWEEN!"

His eyes widened, "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!"

She pouted, "You don't have to be so shocked."

He smiled brightly, "Well it is such a rare occasion."

She glared at him, "I'm going to find a bucket of ants and dump them all over you. Then I'm going to throw you in a room... With said ants... and watch you from outside the room… laughing."

He pouted, "You're evil."

She grinned, "and proud!"

She hopped away from Ryan, hopping towards the galley. She skidded to a stop upon hearing whispers in it. She grinned mischievously, pressing her ear to the door. "…Then we'll trap Jamie. Got the plan?"

That voice did not belong to anyone on the crew.

She raised a brow, opening the door, "Yo! Who's in here!?"

There was an evil snicker from under the table, she quietly walked over to it bending down looking under it. "What are you doing?"

She jumped hitting her head of the table startled from the voice behind her, "I hate you, Zoro."

He smirked at her, "I thought you didn't get scared."

She glared at him, "I don't like people sneaking up on me."

He walked in closing the door once again, "You never answered me."

"There's someone under the table."

He raised a brow, "Did you hit your head a little too hard?"

She glared at him, "Asshole, look under the table now."

He raised his hand sin defense, "Fine, fine! Just calm down!"

She grinned, standing up waiting beside him. Just as he took in take of breath and bent down under the table. She poked him in the side, sending his head up to bump into it just as hers did.

She grinned to herself, forgetting that their actually was something under the table, happy with her revenge. He growled pushing her back against the counter, "What the hell!"

She looked up at him innocently, "I didn't do anything!"

He growled pushing her against the counter with his body harder, "I know it was you!"

Just as Jamie was about to retort, a small giggle was heard under the table. Zoro blinked once turning back to the table, staring at it. "I told you there was something under there."

He walked forward this time Jamie stayed against the counter, watching him quietly walk up to the table flipping it over with one movement from his arm.

Jamie sweat dropped, "You could have just looked under it!"

Zoro blinked then picked up something off the ground, turning around sticking it in my face. It was a small elf like creature how had a small grin on his face, and a small cat in his arms. Zoro was holding him from his collar, above the ground. He was not only a foot tall!

Jamie blinked poking the elf thing in its tummy, "What are you?"

A small giggle was heard from the elf, "I'm hear to ruin you're day, of course!"

Jamie blinked, as did Zoro, "Huh?"

With a snap of his little fingers, everything suddenly became dizzy for both Jamie and Zoro. Zoro's hand became limp, the elf dropping to the ground running out of the galley. Jamie moved forward slightly, only to stumble back grabbing onto Zoro's hand. "W-what.."

Before she could finish they both crashed to the ground, passed out. There was loud foot steps heard running towards the galley, the rest of the straw hats pouring into the room. Ryan's eyes widened, he ran forward lifting Jamie up onto his lap. "Hey, Jam! Wake up!"

Her eyes opened slightly, a groan escaping her lips. "Get away Ryan, I'm not Jamie!"

Everyone gasped, looking down at the girl. Ryan blinked, "Yes you are."

Her eyes glared up at him, "Is this some type of halloween joke? I'm not Jamie, I'm Zoro."

There eyes blinked, and they turned towards the swordsman groaning, "What just happened?"

He gasped, "What the hell?! When did I gain weight?!"

Jamie's body looked towards the swordsman's body, "WHAT THE HELL!?! WHY IS MY BODY OVER THERE?!"

Zoro blinked, "WOAH! WHAT THE HELL!?"

They blinked at each other, Zoro looking down at Jamie. "Dude! I'm taller!"

Jamie had a scowl on her face, "I have boobs."

Zoro stopped a blush forming on his face, "Holy shit, I have a dick!"

Laughter was heard from behind the pair and they turned towards the crew, "WHAT!?"

Ryan laughed quietly to himself, "When did you switch bodies?"

They both stopped and blinked looking at each other, "IT WAS THAT DAMN ELF!"

Zoro folded his arms, growling, "I'm gonna kill that little bugger."

Sanji walked forward staring at Jamie's body, "GET OUT OF JAMIE'S BODY!"

She glared at him, "It's not my fault I'm in her, idiot!"

Zoro grinned, "I'd say beat him up, but then you'd be beating me up."

Nami laughed, "This is gonna be one interesting Halloween."

Ryan nodded, "I can hardly wait."

And so the night continued, with many awkward bathroom moments. Many verbal fights, one actually getting physical. But soon, as night fell so did the switched affect on Zoro and Jamie ending the most awkward Halloween they have ever had.

Not to mention the worst story ever written by Jess Likes Biting! :D