HAPPPPYYYYY BIRTHDAY ZOOOORRRROOOO! :D
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"JAMIE!"

I gulped ducking behind a random crate, I didn't even know we had on the ship, and held my breath. I heard the heavy footsteps of the annoyed swordsman stomp past me, and I let the air escape my lungs in a relieved sigh. My red hair was pulled into a pony tail, the way it usually was when training, my bangs spread across my face lazily. I curled my knees up to my chest, resting my chin on my knees thoughtfully.

I closed my eyes remembering the event that took place this morning…

"Jamie."

I turned my head to the side staring at our navigator with a goofy grin, "Hey Nami!"

She flipped her orange hair, "I need to ask you favor."

I nodded waiting for her to continue, she walked towards me kneeling down next to my laying position on the deck, "Today is Zoro's birthday and we're planning a surprise party because Luffy won't leave it alone… We need you to distract him for the day and no matter what keep him away from the galley."

I sighed, pushing myself on my knees peeking my green eyes over the crate. Zoro was a few feet away scratching his head in annoyance looking inside the barrels on the other side of the room. I almost wanted to giggle at his annoyed expression, the expression on his face was cute. Yes, it was cute.

He growled a deathly look contorted on his face, "Jamie! Where the hell are you!?!"

I gulped, standing up, "Over here."

He stomped over to me, a glare on his features. "Why the hell did you trip me!?"

I bit my lip to hide the smile that wanted to play at my lips, he was obviously mad yet it was so amusing to me. I tapped my chin, remembering the look on his face when he fell in front of the galley. After we had been training for about an hour, he had gotten thirsty and started walking towards the galley. Afraid of Nami's wrath, I had acted quickly tripping him only to watch him fall flat on his face on the deck… only something else had been on the beck also. Apparently Usopp had been experimenting with some knew chemicals, color changing chemicals.

I looked up at his now pink hair, and couldn't help but let out the laugh that was begging to come out. I heard him growl pushing me forwards against the wall, my hands holding my now hurting stomach not even bothering to stop laughing.

"Shut up!"

I continued my laughing, tears escaping from my tightly shut eyes. Seriously, if you could see it right now… you'd be laughing so hard. I mean, how can I take Zoro seriously when he had bright pink hair?

I heard him growl loudly, his large hand covering my mouth my laughs drowning out against his hand. I blinked finally stopping my laughing, as his hand squeezed slightly harder. I could tell he was trying to hold his temper, and I had finally annoyed him to the point where he was pissed.

I felt kinda bad about it, that I had pissed him off on his birthday. I bit my lip, his hand still covering my mouth. I looked up at him blinking, his eyes glaring down at me. I gulped again, maybe I should be afraid of the pink-haired swordsman right now, he did look pretty evil glaring down at little ol' me.

He sighed slowly removing his hand, dropping it to the side of his side. He shook his head turning away from me; I walked forward grabbing his hand, "Where are you going?"

He looked down at me still glaring, "To the galley. Go away."

He turned away pulling away from my grip, "Wait! You can't!"

His eyebrow rose slightly, "And why not?"

I thought quietly to myself, I need a quick excuse… come on think! Think! My eyes widened, "Because you'll never hear the end of your new hair color if Sanji sees it!"

He growled, "I wouldn't have this if it weren't for you!"

I folded my arms across my chest, "I didn't know that Usopp put some color changing crap on the deck!"

He stepped forward, "But it is you're fault that I tripped!"

I put a finger in the air, "That may be so, but you were about to be hit in the head with a flying frog so I had to act quickly."

He shook his head, "You're a moron."

I grinned, "I'm aware, but… I'm sorry your hair turned pink."

He sighed, pulling at it with an annoyed expression causing a giggle to escape my lips. He looked over to me amused, "Did you just giggle?"

Another giggle escaped my lips, my hands quickly moved to cover it, "Maybe."

He looked at me, "Well, sense you got it pink make it green again!"

I raised an eyebrow, "How am I suppose to do that? With a crayon?"

He growled, obviously not amused at my joke, "Wash. It."

I repeated my action before, "You want me to shower with you now?"

He was about to retort, but his jaw dropped and his face turned slightly red, "H-hey! I didn't mean it like that!"

I laughed, "You're cute when you blush. Now, come on… Let's get that pink out."

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After two long hours oh scrubbing the pink at of Zoro's hair, we sat outside of the bathroom exhausted. Not only did I was to scrub his head extremely hard, but the little bitch was complaining about it! I didn't really believe that he would complain about my scrubbing his goddamn head when he ends up almost cutting his feet off!

I sighed, following on to his shoulder with a huff. I felt him stiffen slightly, but then relax again. I thought back to his complaining then something hit me. I blinked once, then twice, releasing for a whole two hours I was straddling Zoro, my breasts in his face.

I blushed slightly, growling tiredly… No wonder he was blushing the whole time, damn I need to pay attention more. I heard foot steps heading towards us and I looked up to see Nami with a grin. "Time for dinner!"

"Finally, I've been hungry all damn day."

I giggled quietly to myself, Nami whispering a good job to me. We followed him towards the galley, he opened the door quickly to be met with a grinning Luffy, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZORO!"

Ryan stood next to a decorated table, Sanji next to a large cake already cut up into pieces for everyone. I laughed Nami and my own piece of cake were quite larger then the rest of the crews. Zoro scratched his head, confused, "Oh.. I completely forgot it was my birthday!"

I laughed, jumping onto his back in a piggy back position, "That was because of me! I was supposed to distract you all day!"

He was about to say 'oh', when he turned his head and glared at me, "WAIT A MINUTE! ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE PINK HAIR THING WAS YOU'RE PLAN ALL ALONG?!"

I grinned, "Nope! That just happened to my advantage!"

I snickered to myself, with a grin on my face. Zoro turned towards a laughing crew, "You're h-hair was pink?!"

I nodded, still on his back, "Bright pink!"

I heard him growl, "Jamie. Shut. Up. Now!"

I grinned to myself, planting a kiss on his cheek, "Aww! It's okay Zoro darling! You know you enjoyed our time together!"

I jumped off his back, sending him a wink sitting down next to my slice of cake. Zoro stomped over to the table, with a blush on his cheeks. Sanji and Ryan glared at the swordsman, our captain singing the happy birthday tune over and over again in the background.

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