I do not own any character, settings, items, etc from the anime/manga, Naruto! I do own Abby and Sarah, other original characters, and anything else that I came up with. Please enjoy and review :)

"Lee's always pushing himself isn't he." Naruto laughed.

"I guess so, but it's his way of making up for his lack of ninjustus."

"Yeah... I'm completely lost now." I sweat dropped, as I looked at the two and tried to follow their conversation.

"Abby, when aren't you lost?" Sarah exasperated.

"...Good point."

"Anyways, you guys are talking about shinobi stuff, right?" Sarah rolled her eyes away from me, and to Naruto and Sakura.

"Yes." Sakura nodded then continued, "Unlike most shinobi's Lee can only perform taijutsu."

"Taijutsu?"

"Oh yeah, you guys aren't really informed about these things. It's not something you need to worry about for now. When you start getting trained by Grandma Tsunade and your personal sensei, you'll learn all about it."

"That seems fair enough. So you guys are shinobi, right? Since you did those justas thing, and all." I asked excitedly, leaning over my stool and unto Sarah who was obviously displeased.

"You mean jutsus?" Sarah groaned and pushed me off.

"That's what I said!"

"You just said justas!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-huh!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"You did not! You-"

"Your mother is a fraggin' ardvark!"

"Don't use Labyrinth references!"

"I said 'Ello, but that's close enough!"

"Stop it!"

"You remind me of the babe!"

"What babe?" Naruto questioned.

"You did not just say that." Sarah mumbled desperately.

"THE BABE WITH THE POWER!"

"What power?" Naruto raised a brow, looking completely amused.

"You're totally fueling her!" Sarah shouted, her hands now on her head and ready to rip out her hair from aggravation.

"THE POWER OF VOODOO! WHO DO? DO YOU! DO WHAT? REMIND ME OF THE BABE!"

"Somebody stop her before I kill myself!" Sarah covered her ears.

"I SAW MY BABY!" I stood on the stool, and used my chopsticks as a microphone as I sang, "CRYING HARD AS BABES COULD CRY! WHAT COULD I DOOOOO? MY BABY'S LOVE IS GOONE, AND LEFT MY BABY BLUUUUEEE. NOBODY KNEEEEW! WHAT KIND OF MAGIC- MMMMMMPHHHHH! MMMPHHHHRRRRR!"

Sarah had threw her hand over my mouth, and dragged me off the top of my seat.

"CRNT BRTH! CRNT BRTH!" I tried to communicate, but was only suffocated by my sister's hand.

"S-Sarah... Her face is turning purple," Sakura warned.

"Maybe it'll teach her when to shut up." Sarah's eye twitched, as one of my flailing arms smacked her in the face.

I swear by this time I was about to fall over and die, but luckily she let go.

I gasped and inhaled for air, then unleashed my fury. "I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T BREATH!"

"I couldn't understand you." Sarah looked at me nonchalantly and shrugged.

"I thought I was going to die!" I banged my head onto the stand table.

"Anyways!" Sarah raised her voice over my sobs, "About you guys being ninjas- Would you stop!" I looked up to see a vein pulsating in irritation on her forehead.

"Maaaaybeee," I mumbled into the wood.

"Yeah, we are. See?" Naruto, with a sweatdrop, made a gesture to his head band and then at Sakura's with a very familiar symbol on it.

"Hey, that symbol was on the gate right?" Sarah whispered to me.

"Hey, your right." I whispered back, as I sat up.

"Ne, ne! Naruto-kun! What's that symbol mean?" I sat on my knees on my stool, reached over, and glomped him, getting a better look at the symbol on his forehead.

"W-what do you mean? It's the leaf symbol." He stuttered at the sudden action, and as if it was a stupid question to ask. Which in this world, it probably was

"Heheheh. Oh." I said scratching the back of my head dumbly.

"How do you become a ninja?

"Well, when your younger you go to the academy. After you take the test they give you a headband and you become a genin. The next stage after that is becoming a jounin, and so on. The highest up is the Hokage! Which I'm gonna be,!

"Woah, it sounds so cool." Sarah said.

"Is it different in your village?" A blonde girl stuck his head into the stand, behind him was a boy.

"Uhhhh...Well, ummmm." Sarah shifted her eyes to the side, unsure how how to go about making up a story.

"Completely!" I shouted raising my hand as if in school, startling everyone including the Ramen maker. "Not for all, but there was this one village who's ninjas were picked from a very unique test."

"Wow! What was the test? Huh? Huh?" Naruto asked, and Sakura completely face palmed at Naruto's stupidity, seeing as how he already knows Sarah and my story. The ramen maker believed it to, as he was listening intently.

"Eating contest!" I huffed as I crossed my arms.

"WHAT?" They said shocked and the ramen maker went back to making ramen with a sweat drop on his head.

Sarah nodded her head up and down swiftly once. "Yup. We got to witness it," she added onto the lie.

"What about an eating contest?" A boy with swirls painted on his cheeks poked his head into the stand as well.

Naruto starts chuckling. "Chouji would be the top ninja there!"

"What a drag." The boy that was behind the girl took a seat, and looked around to who else was there. He had black spiky hair that was tied into a high pony tail, and a very lazy expression.

Hey Shikamaru!" Naruto grinned.

"Anyways, forehead girl. What's new?" The blonde girl smirked at Sakura, as she leaned over the black hair boy.

"What was that Ino-pig?" Sakura raised a fist threateningly.

Ok. So the hungry guy who's chowin' down on some Ramen is Choji. The lazy lookin' dude is Shikamaru. Aaaaaand the blonde is Ino. Check!

"Uhhhhhhh..." Sarah interrupted

"Oh, sorry guys. Some people are so rude nowadays." Sakura smiled sweetly and shrugged her shoulders, but made it obvious that the "some people" was Ino.

"Heh, yah. A certain girl with a huuuge forehead." Ino's smirk twitched.

"Ino-pig!"

"Forehead!"

"Ino-pig!"

"FORE! HEAD!"

"INO! PIG!"

They just went on back and forth until they were both out of breath.

"Are they always like this?" I whispered to everyone else.

"Pretty much," Chouji said between slurps of ramen.

"It's so troublesome," Shikamaru mumbled.

I looked at Naruto, and was replied with a huge grin.

I chuckled and started making a mental note:

Never try to get Shikamaru to do work, never get in between a fight that involves Sakura and Ino, and it would be wise to never get in between Choji and food. If I ever did I will never be able to eat brownies ever again...

"Abby, Are you ok?" Sarah raised an eye at me obviously zoning out.

"Yeah, just craving some brownies."

"Mmmmmm. Brownies." Choji joined me in my daydream about the sweetness, as he drooled.

"Do you ever not think about food," Ino questioned the boy.

"Nope," he replied quickly, and started on his next bowl of ramen.

I laughed, then looked over and noticed Shikamaru sitting backwards on his stool looking at the sky.

"Watcha looking at?" I asked him, looking between him and the sky.

"Looking at the clouds," he shrugged.

"...Do you see a shape?" I asked another question

"Yeah."

"What is it?"

"An octopus."

I sat next to him, copying, and trying to see which cloud he was looking at.

I gave him a strange look, looked back at the clouds, and squinted my eyes. "Are you stupid?" I questioned. "That's a squid."

"Octopus," he stated, holding his ground.

"Squid," I retaliated.

"Octopus."

"Squid!"

Octo-"

"It's A freaking squid!" I shouted interrupting him, . "I know a squid when I see one." I looked back up at the cloud to inspect it more." And that is definitely a squi- Oh. Hey, look. It's an octopus."

WHOO HOO! Look at me go! About to work on the third revised chapter, and should have it up by today. I'll probably have the fifth and sixth up if I'm lucky. HOPE YOU LIKE THE REVISION SO FAR! I tried not to change Abby's personality to much, so I left in some funnies/kind of crackish moments. PLEASE REVIEW!