A: Hello my lovely readers! ^_^

Hidan: *Passed out*

A: Hidan! What the hell? *Shakes Hidan roughly by shoulders*

Hidan: W-what happened? A-Chan?

A: I am not who you think I am. *Retardedly moves hands, palms outward, in circular motion in front of my face.

Hidan: It's you alright *sighs*

A: What happened?

Hidan: How the fuck should I know? You're the author!

A: Ohhhhh yah... I declare that you were attacked by ravenous Narwhals!

Hidan: What the hell are Narwhals?

A: Whale-thingys with horns. They're like the unicorns of the sea! *Ravenous Narwhals appear out of nowhere*

Hidan: *Rapidly speaking* Enjoy and remember A-chan does not own any characters, settings, items, etc from the anime/manga, Naruto! She does however, own Abby and Sarah, other original characters, and anything else that she came up with. A-chan would also like to thank, LureEndsCallIn, for being her latest review which gave her the ambition to put up a new ch. May you all pray that I don't sacrifice your asses to Jashin-sama-SHIT! *Says quickly, after quickly running away from the ravenous Narwhals*

FLASHBACK...OF KEWLIONESS!

"So, Gaara-sensei! When do we start?" I asked as I sprung up and saluted him.

"Tomorrow."

"Understood Gaara-sensei! We shall commence the operation tomorrow at-..."

"Dawn."

"So, like around 6.00 A.M?" My hand slowly came down from my salute.

He nodded wordlessly.

"Oh...ok...Woah! Wait! six? Dude, I need my awesome sleep! Why so early?"

"Because you don't know even the most basic things about being a shinobi. Also...you seem like the type to mess around and/or procrastinate." Kankuro answered for his younger brother.

"Hey! I am not!...kinda... Okay, I am. But that's not the point! Mr. Kitty Ears, you're a meanie!" I glared at him, which was received with him glaring back. I shall make you spontaneously combust with my ultimate skill of glaring!

He was the first to break eye contact. Hahaha! I shall dominate the world with my glaring skills! World domination!...With Bacon! ...Although, maybe he broke eye contact due to the fact that Temari said his name...Pssshhh, naaaaah

"We have to go Kankuro. Stop being immature." Temari said cockily.

"Yeah, Kankuro. No need to be so immature." I mocked.

"Hmph. Come on." He grimaced, and began walking away.

"Bye bye! See you tomorrow, Gaara-sensei!" I waved as they disappeared like good ninjas.

END OF FLASHBACK!

"2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?...Who the hell do we appreciate?" I sang and asked as I skipped through the village looking for Sarah and Ten-Ten. I figured they wouldn't be done shopping or whatever they were doing yet.

After an hour of looking in vain, I decided to go back to the apartment. With guess who in it? If you picked Rumple, then you have problems! He's in my tummy! If you picked Sarah...Ding, ding, ding! You won an... Invisible cookie... Trust me, it's there!

Next Day...Dattebayo!

My eyes fluttered opened as I greeted the day, tired as shit. Stupid body waking up and not going back to bed even though I'm still tired. It's like my body knows I have...to do...something...important...Pssssh! Naaaaaaah. I looked up to a clock to the see how early it was, since it seemed that it was only turning dawn...DAWN?! I need to go meet Gaara-Sensei!

I wrote Sarah a quick note, telling her not to panic when she wakes up to not see her amazing, loving, extremely, smart, and beautiful sister...Who am I talking about? I don't know, but she sounds pretty cool.

I raced towards the training grounds, Gaara coming into view as I got closer.

"Am I late? It was all Sarah's fault! Yeah, that's it! Sarah's fault! I swear!" I rambled on until I was more out of breath than from running.

"You're not late. You just made it." He replied bluntly.

"Oh. Ok, Sweet. So where do we start?" I asked, which started the whole course of training.

I didn't know I could hear Gaara talk so much. He actually said more than one sentence at a time! It was a miracle! Of course, it was because he was explaining chakra, jutsus, ect. to me. But, it was still impressive.

After about an hour or so, the butt munch made me do 10 laps around the training grounds! And after that another 10. By the time I was done with that he told me to go around the whole village 5 times, running, nonstop...I think he forgot to take his Anti-CrAzY pills.

After I was done, even though it took me forever, I was pretty much out of breath.

"What the hell does this do?!" I asked panting, before I collapsed onto the ground.

"Stamina, speed, muscle/strength. Being a shinobi takes more than you think."

I pouted, looking back at him. "What's next?"

"...We're going to see if you can at least do a simple jutsu."

"Yay!" I jumped to my feet, and then up and down. "What jutsu?! What jutsu?!" I

"First I want you to clear your mind. Then-"

"Check!"

"...Then...Focus on your chakra."

He walked me through the rest of the steps.

"Clone jutsu!" I yelled while doing the hand-sign thingys. There was a poof of smoke and-

"AAAAHHHHH! What the fuck is that?!" I practically screamed my head off.

In front of me was a perfect replica of myself. The scary thing was, was that it was faceless!

"It's sooo creepy." I mused to myself. But right before my finger could touch it, it poofed away. Bye bye, creepy, faceless me!

There was a awkward silence and I turned back to Gaara-sensei.

"...So..." I started, then just chuckled nervously.

"Try again."

"Fine." I sighed and did it again. This time it actually had eyes. That didn't really help with the creepy factor, but it was a start.

By the time our training session ended, I could created at least 2 clones at the same time and throw some basic punches and kicks.

"Gaara!"

Gaara and I turned around to see Temari, the owner of the voice that called Gaara, and Kankuro.

"Sorry, did we interrupt your training?" She asked Gaara politely, but then threw a sassy smile at me.

"No. We just ended." Gaara answered.

"Ok, that's good." Temari said relieved.

"We have a meeting with the Elders of Konoha. Your requested immediately." Kankuro explained to Gaara who noddded once.

"Oh, yeah. I totally forgot you were the Kazekage! Well have fun with important boring political poo!" I waved cheerfully as they left, but pouted when I heard Gaara say that we'd meet the same time and place tomorrow.

I made my way home to find Sarah sitting at the table. Her arms splayed about her head in a desperate position.

"Sarah?" I moved closer, my voice soft and cautious.

My voice startled her, causing her to jolt. She then looked up with a sleepy expression. I mentally sighed out of relief. I don't know what I would have done if she was crying... I know that being in a completely different world could be stressful on her. I could totally not, but at the same time could see her crying. Though, luckily she was just taking a nap.

"Hey. How was training?" She asked with a slight smile.

"Ugh! Painful!" I scowled. "But, totally worth it!" I then smiled

"Lucky. I don't start my training 'till tomorrow." She pouted

"Oh, yeah. You're training with Tsunade. To be a m...m...me...med...mederinalologic ninja right?"

"What the hell? Medic ninja, Abby! MEDIC! What the crap is a mederina-what-ever-you-said-thing?"

"You know what...I don't really know..."

She sighed, and blushed slightly when her stomach growled.

"Holy shit Sarah! Take cover! I just heard a great big thing of thunder!" I teased laughing, which made a vain in her head pop out in annoyance. Hahaha, making fun of people is fun...That is until your own stomach rumbles...Which mine did. Stupid inner parts of my body!

We both notices we hadn't eaten any at all yet, so decided to get some ramen.

The rest of the day went by in a flash, and it was soon time to get to bed.

I was in a classroom. It was familiar. I was in my Algebra class.

I was looking straight ahead. Totally oblivious to what's happening around me.

"Chi chi chi Chia!" I said out loud to no one in particular.

"Abby, that is so unnecessary!" I heard a female voice laugh. One of my friends, Mary. We both started bursting out laughing.

All of a sudden there was a scene change. This time I was sitting in my 1st period, Study Hall.

"No sir! I will not go in your car! It smells like old cheetos!" I said to my friend Natalie in a English accent, which made us and my other friends laugh. I would always remember what she would hate hearing me say. I went up and whispered, in a English accent:

"Imma get my helicopter to come and kill you." She would always call me an evil child, but we would always laugh.

Suddenly I was at my old lunch table, with my group of friends.

A lot of scenes were going on here. One involving my friend Jerry, who we call Taco, screaming the Barbie girl song.

...Flashbacks

I even saw the time when my two friends, who were sisters, Brienna and Kayla, became friends with me when we were little.

Then I was surrounded by all of my friend from school, but they kept getting farther away. They were screaming at me to come back, and I was screaming at them to help me.

I woke up to sitting straight up with a little gasp, covered in cold sweat and panting. I looked over to Sarah, making sure I didn't disturb her sleep. Which I didn't.

I thought about the dreams that just occurred...

I miss home..

So far, other than the first couple chapters there wasn't much I had to change, other than Grammar, but so far so good! Anyways, please add, review, alert, fav, share the love! Please and Thank you! :D