A: Hey Hidan! Your back!
Hidan: You bitch! I almost died because of those weird whale creature things you made appear!
A: Narwhals.
Hidan: What the fuck ever!
A: ...You curse alot.
Hidan: No shit!
A: Why?
Hidan: 'Cause I feel like it!
A: Oh-Em-Gee!
Hidan: What?
A: You actual said something without cursing! Yay! Cookie for Hidan! *Hands Hidan cookie*
Hidan: I don't want your fuckin' cookie bitch!
A: *tears up* B-but Hidan...
Hidan: ...Ugh! Fine I'll take the damned cookie!
A: Yay! So, how is it? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Hidan: ...It's- It's good
A: :D Yay! *Hugs Hidan around neck*
Hidan: *Blushes* G-get the fuck off me bitch! *kicks A-chan, making her fly across the room*
A: ...
Hidan: Shit! A-chan are you ok? *Rapidly speaking* Enjoy and remember A-chan does not own any characters, settings, items, etc from the anime/manga, Naruto! She does however, own Abby and Sarah, other original characters, and anything else that she came up with.
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Why the hell is he so late?
He said same time and place, and he's the one that's late. What is this catastrophe?
"Do yah like waffles? Yah, I like waffles!" I started singing out loud, to ease my boredom. "Do yah like pancakes? Yah, I like panca-... I miss Rumple. Great, now I'm sad."
"Abby..."
I turned around to see Gaara, who had a slight grimace.
"Finally!"
"What?"
"You're late!"
"I'm sorry. I had Kazekage duties."
"Hehehe, duties."
I'm sure if he didn't have such a stern and bland personality and stature he would have rolled his eyes.
"Let's just start," He said, but when he took one step it started pouring
"Ah! What the hell did you do!"
"I didn't do anything. It was coincidental."
"What?" I yelled over. I was now farther away, under a tree for shelter from the rain
His sand leaked from his gourd and covered him. My eyes widened when he was suddenly gone.
"I said, it was a coincidence." He appeared behind me.
"Holy shit! You scared me!"
"...Come on." He stepped out of the tree into the rain. In only a few moments the rain came down harder, and within seconds he was drenched... and I can't say it was a bad scene either, or I'd be lying.
"Are you CrAzY? We're still going to train?"
"Of course. In fact, this is perfect weather. You never know when it might rain, so it's good to get used to it." He said, as he looked up at the sky.
"Ugh! This is torture!" I sulked.
"No. It's training."
"To me, they're both the same." I mumbled, and walked out from the glorious shelter of the tree.
"So, what are we gonna do Gaara-sens- AH! What the hell! Are you trying to kill me?" I yelled as blood trickled down my right cheek. I moved out of the way as soon as I felt the pain on my cheek, which resulted with me having contact with the floor...which oh-so-lovingly was mud. I look up to see Gaara-sensei in his battle stance with his sand still in mid-air where it cut my cheek.
Without a second glance he sent the sand over to where I was lying. I screamed and rolled over. Just barely missing contact. This time he ran towards me, kunai in hand. Which to me seemed weird, 'cause even I knew Gaara-sensei was not a close up fighter. I thought of using this to my advantage, but guess what? Luck is never on my side, and he was as fast and skilled as any Kazekage should be when it comes to any fighting style.
The battle mainly consisted of me running away and dodging, as Gaara-sensei came after me attack after attack.
"Use your weapons." He ordered., reminding me that I got a ninja-weapon pouch thingy, that I suitably named pouchy.
I brought my hand to my pouch, but before I could even reach in it Gaara-sensei came at me with another attack.
"Hey! Not fair! If you tell me to do something, at least let me do it!" I whined, and even stomped my foot into the mud for good measure.
"Do you think an enemy would give you all the time in the world to attack them? You have to deal with it and learn to move as fast as you can. Right now you would be dead."
"Well, nice to know you believe in me." I mumbled with a pout, and looked to the side.
This time I was fast enough to pull out a couple shurikens and a kunai.
I threw the shurikens, but they were all stopped by Gaara-sensei's sand.
He came at me, and our kunai's collided. We went back and forth sending attacks, although the only one getting hurt was me.
We backed away one more time. Me ,who was panting, was covered in sweat and blood. Gaara-sensei, nothing... Not even one drop of sweat! What the heck is he made out of? Is he a robot? It woulds explain alot.
He straightened up and put his kunai back. "We're done."
"Woo hoo!" I shot my hands up in the air. "Ah-Ouch!" I rubbed my sore shoulder that was bumped pretty hard when dodging an attack.
"Ah, hey! Where are you going?" I shouted to Gaara-sensei when I noticed he was walking away.
"To my hotel. Same place and time tomorrow."
"Wait!" I had no clue what to say after he turned around and stared at me blankly, waiting for an answer. I stuttered around words and thoughts for a few moments. "Wanna go get something to eat with me?" I blurted out.
"Uh-"
"Great! Let's go!" I linked arms with him and dragged him out of the training grounds without thinking.
As we were walking I noticed how tense he was with the sudden contact, and decided it was best to let go. Was it really that bad touching? Was he a germaphobe? It all makes sense now! Ok, I gotta be on my best behavior to not touch him. I can do this. I can tooootaaaally do this... Must... Resist... Poking the red-head!
I went into the first restaurant I saw, which luckily was one that I've been in before. It was the barbecue where I met all of Naruto's friends.
Although, I couldn't help but notice all of the stares and whispers that went on when we walked in. I looked over to Gaara-sensei who seemed to ignore it easily and kept walking.
We sat a smaller table then I did before, that was next to a window.
"Ah! K-kazekage-sama! It's a pleasure to see you here! I hope you enjoy the food!" A man who I assumed was the owner came up and said. He was very shaky and trying to be as humble as possible.
"Aa." (Yes, yup, sure, ect) Gaara said bluntly
As soon as the owner bowed and left a waitress came over to take our drink and food orders. It was obvious she was scared or nervous, probably both. She stuttered throughout her sentences and shook so much that the pen in her hand could hardly write. It kind of reminded me of Hinata, maybe even a little worse.
"M-may I-i t-take y-your o-orders?" She asked.
"Water," Gaara answered directly, barely looking at her. Even so, just at the sound of her voice the poor girl stiffened tremendously.
"Y-Yes! And y-you?" She turned to face me.
"Hai~ I would like a lemonade please! Oh! And the meat, shrimp, and vegetable special!" I pretty much shouted as I had one hand raised, the other on the table, and stood a little in my seat.
Everyone in the restaurant was quiet and staring. The waitress was looking at me, her eyes a little wide.
"H-hai. Right... Right a-away." The waitress nodded, her stutters coming from surprise now.
I looked over at Gaara-sensei who was sitting very straight with his hands crossed across his chest. He had a slight frown on his face.
"S-so...How am I doing with my training?" I asked, trying to ease the tension that was being held in the air.
He barely gave me a glance when he talked. "You're doing fine. A little better than I expected when I heard about you. Although, I heard that your actual sensei will be coming soon. I will be going back to Sunagakure soon."
"For Kazekage duties?"
"Aa."
"...Oh, that's cool."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... Woah! Wait! What?! You're leaving so soon? But we've only had two training's so far, and one tomorrow! How soon is he gonna be here?"
"I don't know. Lady Tsunade said soon." He sighed.
"This sucks." I pouted. This time he actual looked at me. With wonder, curiosity, and as if I said something completely incomprehensible.
"What?"
"...I said, This sucks." I stated with a raised eyebrow.
"...What does?"
"You leaving! Duh!" With this, his eyes widened a little.
"H-here are y-your orders." The waitress appeared with our drinks and food.
"Thank you." I smiled which was replied with a small gentle smile back. I was actually pretty glad to see that the small thank you made her seem much less tense.
She walked away and I looked over at Garaa-sensei who seemed to be in deep thought, although still alert. He snapped back when I started putting the food on the grill that was in the middle on the table. He watched every move my hands made, and it made me kind of nervous.
"D-do you like shrimp? Last time I was here we only had meat and vegetables. Even though Choji ate most of the meet." I chuckled to myself at my last comment.
"...It's good, I guess."
"That's good." I smiled. "I love shrimp, well actually I love seafood in general, although I'm not to big about fish. Yah know, like shrimp, shellfish, crab, lobsters, all that jazz... Hehe sorry, I tend to talk a lot. My sister usually says so, hits me on the head, and scolds me." I giggled, then sat back to let the food cook a little.
"No... It's refreshing." He stated softly.
"Refreshing?" I questioned as I glared at the shrimp. Hurry and cook you little fishy thingys! I wants to eats you!
"Aa."
I couldn't help but giggle again.
"What?"
"I'm refreshing," I smiled. "Yay! Some of the foods done! Want some?"
"Yes." ...Woah he actually didn't say 'Aa' this time!
"Do you want all of them? Meat, shrimp, and veggies?"
"Aa." Bow down to the power of 'Aa!'
I served Gaara-sensei and myself some food and we started eating. It was kinda awkward so I decided to start a conversation.
"So what's it like being a Kazekage?"
"It's hard work. But worth it."
"I see, I see. What do you have to do?"
"A lot of paper work, protecting the citizens, making sure nothing happens to our home, assign missions, make sure things go smoothly, and so on."
"..."
"Abby?"
"Huh? Oh sorry. I kinda zoned out after, "A lot of paper work." My bad, hehehe."
"It's fine." He sighed. Then I could SWEAR the smallest of smiles tugged at his lips. I swear! I could see it! ...Or maybe he had a twitch...Was my eye playing tricks? We shall never know!
"Did you always want to be the Kazekage?" I asked, continuing the conversation.
"Not at all."
"...Story time! Ok, ok! Hold on a sec'!" I shouted as I got comfy. "Please continue."
"...All it is, is that I was...reckless...and someone put me on the right road."
"Who? Who?"
"...Uzumaki Naruto."
"NARUTO?!" I shouted, getting the attention of the whole building again. "Hehehe. Sorry, sorry." I said to the people, hoping they'd go back to doing what they were doing. "Dang. Wish I came sooner. From what I've seen he's a goof ball."
"He is. But he has a strong will and love for his friends."
"...Interesting. I know who's friends list I'm planning on getting on." I said as I started plotting out strategies in my head. "Anyways... How's life?"
Well, this is bad. I'm running out of things to say. There's a first for everything, I guess.
"...How's my life?" Gaara-sensei questioned.
"Uh, yeah..."
"Ok?" He answered unsure, a hint of deceit in his voice. "And you?"
"Good. Good. I guess." This is awwwwwkward. Gotta think quick! Ummm! Oh, I know! "Do you like pancakes?"
"What?"
"Do you like pancakes? I loooove pancakes, and I'm really good at making them. You should try some, sometime. I actually made this one pancake and he was all bubbly so I named him Rumple. Well, When I poked him, he jiggled. Which was extremely funny by the way! But then I ate him. He was a good pancake. I kinda miss him now though..."
I have to admit, when I was done I almost bursted out laughing. Gaara-sensei's face was priceless! He looked so shocked and confused. Great, more awkwardness...
We were done eating now and just sitting around drinking our drinks. I thought we would just leave, get away from the awkwardness and everything, but once we got onto the topic of my world it dissipated. It actually got Gaara a little talkative with questions, and I asked about the world I was currently in. He was very curious about a lot of stuff I said, and vice versa with me.
All in All, it was really fun. I hope we can do it again sometime.
Woo! New ch. Hope you liked it. Abby and Gaara got some bonding time! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaase reveiw, I will love you guys forever! :D