Me: I sowwy!
Hidan: Hehehe. Never fuckin' mess with a Jashinist
Me: Nuuuuu! This is abuse! Torture!
Hidan: *Crazy Psycho laugh*
Announcer: Will A-chan survive? Will Hidan let her go? What is this horrible punishment that has befallen on A-chan? Well, find out in the ch. of-
Me: Dude, WTF?
Hidan: Yeah, we don't even have our own shitty story.
Announcer: Ah- Well, don't the viewers want suspense and know what the punishment is?
Me: Tomatoes.
Announcer: Eh?
Hidan: I made her eat tomatoes *smirks*
Announcer: That's it? That's the horrible punishment? That's bull shit!
Me: *Grabs announcer by collar* What are you saying? Tomatoes are the worst things in the world!
*Caution: Not see-able (type-able) due to immense violence. Please stay tuned for an important announcement by our favorite Jashinist, Hidan*
Hidan: Please enjoy and remember, A-chan does not own any characters, settings, items, etc from the anime/manga, Naruto! She does, however, own Abby and Sarah, other original characters, and anything else that she came up with. Please enjoy and review :)
"Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see, This our town of Halloween. This is Halloween, this is Halloween! Pumpkins scream in the dead of night!" I sang swinging my arms to the beat as I walked with my companions.
"What the hell is that?" Kankuro asked.
"A song from my world." I answered in between hums of the tune.
"Holy shit!" Kankuro screamed.
"What?!" Temari, Gaara-sensei and I asked, everyone ready to attack. Temari with her fan, Gaara-sensei with his sand, and me with my pebbles of impending doom!
"Abby actually gave a straight answer! No idioticy included!" Kankuro threw his hands up in obvious shocked.
"Hey! I can give straight answers! Ask me a question!" I stuck my nose up in the air and challenged.
"Whats 2+2?" He asked, narrowing his eyes.
I gave a calculating face and answered the best I could. "22." I answered.
"Hey! That's still not a straight answer! You knew what I meant!" He accused, knowing what I had done.
"Did I now?"
"Yes!"
"Ok, ok. Break it up guys." Temari scolded.
"She started it." I could hear Kankuro mumble under his breath, but decided to ignore it when I saw a big gate with a ton of people surrounding it cheering and waving.
"Kazekage-Sama!" I could here them shout. Woah. Wish I had that kind of welcome home whenever I came back from something.
We walked closer to the gate and a girl came running to us...Well, to Gaara-sensei that is.
"Gaara-sensei!"
Wait! What? Sensei?
"Hello, Matsuri. How was everything while we were away?" He smiled faintly.
Gaara... Smiled?
"Great! Although I was wondering if you could help me train later." The girl, Matsuri, grinned, swinging from side to side with her hands behind her back.
...Train?
"I'm sorry. I have a lot of Kazekage duties to fulfill, and then I have to train my new student."
"New student? Bur, Gaara-sama! I'm your student!" She whined with a pout.
Oh hell naw! My sensei! MINE!
"That was when you were in the academy. You are now a full fleshed shinobi." Gaara stated.
Yah, take that!
She pouted deeper, then looked at me. "Are you his new student?" She seemed nice, but it was obvious she didn't like the fact Gaara-sensei was going to train someone else.
"Nope." I smiled and walked ahead. As if I'd let her know.
I could hear Kankuro sigh. "Sadly, she is."
"I heard that!" I turned around. I ran full speed towards Kankuro and jumped on his back. "For that you have to carry me!"
"Hell no! Get. Off!" He struggled but to no avail! I is the mega awesome koala of coolness!
"Mush! Mush! Onwards! Depart! Proceed! Travel! Hurry the fuck up and go!" I yelled trying to make him go.
"I wouldn't have a problem with that if you would just get off!" He yelled, and flailed his arms around.
"Abby."
"Yes, Mr. Sandman?"
"Get off of Kankuro, so we can proceed to where you will be staying." Gaara replied, ignoring the oh-so-lovely nickname I gave him.
"Yes, Sir!" I saluted after I had crawled off Kankuro's back.
"So you listen to Gaara but not me?" Kankuro asked, pretending to be distraught.
"Duuuh."
He pouted and slumped his shoulders forward. "Why?"
"'Cause he's my sensei! Maybe if you were my sensei we wouldn't be having this problem." I sighed dramatically, then jogged up to the rest of our mini group. "So, where am I staying anyways?" I asked as we kept walking, and walking...and walking. Ugh! why can't we do something different? Like skip. And so I did.
"You're going to be staying with us. You're only staying temporarily anyways, and why are you skipping?" Temari explained, as she watched me skip.
"Coolio and pickles."
"Wha-"
"We're here." Gaara-sensei said, cutting off Temari, not wanting another pointless conversation that I knew he secretly loves.
"Wow. I need to get me one of these." I said as I looked up at the large, mansion-like building.
Temari gave me a quick tour of their home. It was huge! At the end she showed me to my room which was pretty nice. It was a decent size with a four post bed with a canopy, a dresser, and a vanity set. Not to mention it has an awesome balcony with a view!
I went and sat on the bench in front of the vanity table, and picked up the convenient brush that sat on it.
I started brushing my hair as I started singing. Making up the first little song and making a parody of 'Oh where, oh where, has my little dog gone?'
"I'm a pretty little princess, oh yes I am. With a sweet awesome balcony to go upon, as I wait for my cool, hot Romeo to capture my heart. Oh where, oh where, has my maid gone? Oh where, oh where can she be? With her-"
"What are you doing?" I saw Kankuro standing in my door way. Whoa. What if I was changing or something. Or like...Having an awesome waffle party that he wasn't invited to? Those things are private, yo.
"Singing." I stated, pushing the thought to the back of my mind for later. I really wanta waffle party now.
He sighed before telling me that dinner was ready. He then led me down to the dinning room which itself was pretty extravagant, like every other room in the mansion.
"The old council bats weren't happy with your decision for the donation." Kankuro chuckled as Gaara's nonexistent eyebrows knit together in distaste.
"Don't worry, Gaaram" Temari encouragedm "that's their problem. The decision was fair."
blah, blah, BLAH! I don't like political doo-doo. To much boring stuff. Like, decisions... about boring stuff. And talking...about boring stuff. And boring stuff...about boring stuff.
As Gaara-sensei, Kankuro, and Temari kept talking about boring shiz I decided to be tired and let my face fall into my food...Yaaaay...Note the sarcasm.
"AHH! Don't eat me Larry!" I screamed, suddenly sitting straight up.
"I swear! If I EVER find a slug I will name him Balthazarl! And-and He'll be my best friend FOREVER! And we'll eat icecream in the sunset and we'll ALWAYS be together!" I slurred some of the words as I said the at a rapid pace. HAHAHAHA! Rapid pace...silly Words that utter outta my mouth. Hehehe...utter.
"COWS HAVE UTTERS!" I screamed. At this point Kankuro and Temari were sitting at there seats giving me weird looks. Kankuro asking, "What the fuck," and Temari telling me to calm down, and something having to do with one of the chefs accidently putting spilling alcohol into my dinner, and it being served. Oh, and did I mention the Red-head sighing and coming towards me?
"MR. SAND MAN! GIVE ME A DREAM! BUM BUM BUM BUM! MAKE HIM THE CUTEST THAT I'VE EVER SEEN! BUM BUM BUM BUM!" I giggled as I sang, and Gaara scooped me up bridal style and started carrying me through the house to the steps.
I gasped, and began flailing. "Where are we going Oh-Kazekage! Are we going on an adventure?"
"...Yes... and hold still," he commanded, his voice and the tenseness of his body giving away how uncomfortable he was.
"I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I screamed and shook myself back and forth in his arms. I slipped out of his arms and stood on one of the steps, seeing as we were already half way up.
"Come on. You're drunk and tired. You need to go to bed." Gaara griped my wrist and tugged me, his voice stern.
"Noooooooossssss!" I don't wanna! I wanna play longer!" I kept whining.
He grunted in annoyance and tried to pick me up bridal style again.
"Stop-" I tried to push him away, but gasped when I started falling backwards. I felt arms wrap around me, and hold me close as I fell. The falling suddenly stopped. I slowly opened my eyes to register that Gaara was hugging me securely, as we laid on his sand that stopped the impact from the fall.
He slowly let go and looked down at me. "Are you okay?"
"Uh...Yeah... Th-thank you" I murmured. I started feeling calmer, but my face felt really hot. Was it because of the alcohol...Or because Gaara-sensei is so close?
"U-Ummm...Gaara-sensei..." I chocked out
"Aa?"
"I-I..."
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