Miley is from Venus and Jake is from...

Author: jaymack33

Author's note and disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Hanna Montana. Now the Will and Grace characters I came up in the last chapter are not from that show, which I have never watched. Their just aliens and they just like taking other peoples names for their own. This is a little bit short, but I'll be updating again relatively soon, please review and it might be faster.

Chapter 2: Encounter of the 1st Kind

Miley cursed now back from her break at the conclusion of her tour. She paced in her room. How can I have a giant closet of clothes and have absolutely nothing to wear! It's just I need to be dressing like Miley and not Hanna. But, God, everything needs to be washed. I thought we were going to get back early from our tour but that stupid plane delay left me stuck at the airport for 8 hours. It was just there was this really weird storm and they didn't want any planes in the air until it passed! Now, I have nothing to wear except and she futilely looked at her Hanna closet again. She glumly grabbed something she hadn't worn in a while. Maybe they won't notice. Hopefully my secret will be safe. I know, just somehow I'll be able to talk my way out of it. Somehow!

She entered her school in one of her more low key numbers she hadn't worn in a while. She wore this for one of her interviews. Hopefully nobody watched that show.

Miley looked ahead. Willing no one to say anything. Please, just let me go. I promise I'll wash my clothes as soon as I get home. She was almost up to her classroom and then......

"Oh, look who's here!" "Why look who's graced us with her presence Ashley?"

Miley was so worried. God, don't let Amber and Ashley be the one's to blow my secret. Not, like this!

"It's Banana Dumbtana!" Amber smiled at her wit! Her teeth just gleamed as she stared at Miley pretending to be Hanna Montana in one of her old outfits.

Miley just rolled her eyes. Thankful that her secret would be in the clear, but still now she was going to have to endure. Endure....

"No, it's more like a poser!" "But don't worry Stewart as long as you don't walk by a mirror you'll be alright," she cackled! They laughed.

"Where did you get that outfit Stewart?" Amber eyed Miley up and down. "I've met Hanna Montana and you, you are no Hanna Montana!" "Now, why don't you just go back home and dress in an outfit that's more likely to suit you." "Like a maid!"

"Yeah, or a bartender," Ashley threw in laughing. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!"

Miley just gritted her teeth her secret safe but sometimes she wondered why she even bothered with her secret if it was always going to lead her into....and than she bumped into someone right before she reached the door for class.

Temporary Interlude from the Alien's Perspective:

Getting dressed had been so much easier the second time. Will and Grace let him out of their little Chevy station-wagon.

They waved at him and after several forceful waves he realized they wanted him to wave back. He waved back. They were already gone. He shrugged his shoulders. All just for stupid appearances sake. I don't see why I can't show these humans what I can really do. But, oh no than I'll end up in some Government lab in Nevada. Yeah, I'm sure. Like how would they get me anyway? Them and what army he laughed.

He walked into his new school called Seaview High. He flashed his smile. He had to keep up appearances. He kept expecting them to all come to him and admire him or to be curious about him at least, but nope he kept walking along and he got nothing. He stared at the weird lockers. He kept his book-bag secured over his shoulder. These books are such a waste. Like why do I have to carry all of these books when I just read them all last night? And half of them are wrong. Especially the Science books, but oh no I have to pretend their all right. Oh, well, I'll just keep up appearances and....he bumped into someone right before he got to class.

Back to Present:

Miley felt like she had run into a brick wall. Miley almost completely toppled over going down to her knees. "Oh, whoops I'm sorry." She waited for him to answer. And she waited.

Miley stared at the weird but somewhat annoyingly handsome boy. Waiting for him to say he was sorry for bumping into her, or at least excuse me.

And he stared at her. Her eyes weren't just familiar. He remembered seeing it on some poster. Except her hair was different. But, the face was the same. There was something about her face that drew him to her. There were so many things he was just beginning to understand, but this wasn't one of them.

"Excuse me?" She repeated sarcastically trying to get him to repeat it!

"Your excused," he said obliviously to Miley's intent at human manners.

She kept waiting. "Uggh! You, stupid boy." She bumped him by the side of his shoulder as she walked to class. "Just get out of my way!"

She froze. She thought she heard him say her name. Her stage name! Had to be her imagination. Unless he's goofing on me too. First Amber and Ashley and now an obnoxious stranger too. This just isn't my day!

"Hanna!" That was her name. Or at least that was what her poster called her. Hanna Montana. Looks like I'm not the only one with a secret around here. Maybe she's an alien too.

He assumed a seat in the back. No, need to draw anymore attention to himself.

"OK, class for today's lesson....."

--To Be Continued--

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Author's Preview:

Chapter 3 will go through the school day and of course there will be more encounters.