Miley is from Venus Jake is from...

Author: jaymack33

Author's note and disclaimer:I don't own Hanna Montana or it's characters so don't sue. As far as actual authors notes go, I've got nothing.

Chapter 3: Strange Encounters

"And the answer to...." The teacher waited and waited.

"Someone else." "Besides Jake Ryan!"

"Come on, why is the only one answering my questions the new transfer student?" "Doesn't anyone else want to participate in class today?" Mrs. Parker was getting really frustrated with her class this morning.

Miley had been fuming at the start of class and her little thundercloud over her head refused to go away! She didn't feel like hearing Jake Ryan talking so much. First he won't even give me word one besides that cryptic Hanna comment and now he's in school and he won't shut up! Auggh! I can't take it anymore. She raised her hand!

"Yes, do you have the answer, Miley?" Mrs. Parker looked to Miley hoping against hope she would get the ball rolling on more class participation. She waited for Miley's answer expectantly.

No, I mean, I do have the answer but I have to go to the bathroom really, really bad," she lied! She hopped up and down like there were ants in her pants.

The teacher just rolled her eyes as she let her go. "I guess when you have to go you have to go."

Miley got up to leave.

Jake registered that this girl's name was actually Miley. Than who was this Hanna girl with her face. Is she a shape-shifter or something. I've only heard about them, but I've never seen one up close. He would have to look into that hopefully sooner than later.

He lifted his hand again and the teacher said. "OK, Jake Ryan what's the answer this time?"

Well, actually I wanted to go to the bathroom too, but the answer is 583 centigrade.

The teacher just shook her head frustratedly as she allowed him to leave. Now, who was going to answer her questions? She saw the whole class raise their hands! And this was going to stop here. Put down your hands right now unless it doesn't involve the bathroom! All the arms went down.

Miley headed toward the bathroom and she heard footsteps. She picked up her pace and she heard faster footsteps. and even faster footsteps. She took a peak. Shit, it was Jake Ryan again. What's he doing? Is he stalking me or something?

She turned around right in front of the bathroom looking him right between his beady little green eyes. "What?" She gave him the coldest death like stare she could manage hoping he would get the message!

He just stared at her deep blue eyes again. Staring at her with an almost childlike wonder. "Miley?"

"Yes!" Miley felt weird as he seemed to be eyeing her up and down in a very weird like way.

"Hanna?" Jake was fishing, maybe she might tell him what's going on with her different personas.

"No!" Miley was freaking out hoping he was just teasing like Amber and Ashley. He can't know! He can't! Still she tried to keep her game face on while she was just screaming inside.

"Your name is Miley than?"

Miley sighed hoping he was finally done with his Hanna inquiries so... "Yes, me Tarzan you Jane, get out of my way I need to go to the bathroom for God's sake!"

She opened and closed the door and than she heard the door open again.

She had a bad feeling who opened it. She turned around and there he was in the girls bathroom. Miley was horrified by her stalker. "Get the fuck out of here she screamed at him from the top of her lungs!" "This is the girls bathroom." "Didn't you read the sign?"

Jake thought about it as she spoke loudly at him. He wondered what the significance of her high pitched scream was. He thought back to the door. It had this circle with a little triangle underneath. "So, this is the girl's bathroom then?" He asked this without really registering what she was actually getting at.

Miley was furious. She had been yelling at him, and pushing him but he hadn't been budging or talking even and than the smartest kid in class said the dumbest thing she ever heard in her life.

"This is the girl's bathroom?"

"Yes, Jake this is the girls room!" "I am a girl in case you haven't noticed! "You are a boy!" "You can only go into a boys room." "Got, it?" "Where are you from Mars or something?"

Jake smiled. "Actually, not even close to Mars," he corrected. "But, thank you." "I'll have to remember about that bathroom thing for next time," and than he simply went to the door and walked out!

Miley was so frustrated and flustered and totally weirded out. What is wrong with that boy? He is too weird. I almost had a feeling like he actually didn't know that. Where was he an exchange student from again?

Jake felt weird when that girl was pushing on his chest. He felt the weirdest sensation he had felt since he had come to Earth yesterday. He walked by the door and lo and behold this was the men's room. I guess that's me. He walked in and then he walked out. Well it wasn't like I actually had to go. But, it's for appearances sake. I'll go when I'm ready. I just wanted to see what she was up to.

Bell rings!

Lunch time:

Miley watched perplexed and totally nauseated at the mystery meatloaf and the hope don't float mashed potatoes with saggy sad lumpy grey gravy. next!

She looked away totally repulsed at what was on her tray and saw Lilly and Oliver at the table pretending to eat the mystery meat too as she went out there to join them.

Jake watched kids getting lunch from the line and decided when in Rome or Malibu in this case. He walked up grabbed a tray and watched the same unidentifiable substances being lowered on to his plate. He tried to detect what the food like concoction really was using his superior senses and he gave up realizing it was futilely hopeless.

He walked with his tray and every move to sit next to fellow students seemed to make them move away from him. Weird for some reason people don't seem to like hanging with people who know all of the answers in class. He sighed. These earthlings make less and less sense to me the more I get to know them. He resolved he was better off sitting by himself anyway. But he kind of decided if he was going to sit by himself to at least have a good view of.......

Miley ate with her friends, or at least they went through the motions anyway. at least the school couldn't mess up the water bottle and the fruit cups anyway. So, for anyone that wants to know the Hanna Montana diet just go to school here and try to eat the food and you'll be in shape too. She laughed to herself.

So, Miley who's the new kid giving you the eye? Lilly asked inquisitively.

"Who are you referring to exactly Lilly?" Miley's eyebrows raised with slight interest.

"Oh, you know he's about 6 ft, blond, has green eyes." "Has messy hair and thinks green is the new black."

Miley groaned. "Oh, no not him again. "He's that new exchange student, and he's been bugging me all day."

"oh, i don't know Miley I mean he isn't that bad looking." "You've never complained about a handsome boy looking at you before."

"You don't understand Lilly, that boy is crazy." "Crazeyyyy with a capital C!" "I'll admit," she took a brief look at Jake from behind....I'll admit he's good looking but that boy has a screw loose." "He's like a house that looks good on the outside, but I just know he's a fixer upper." "You know what I mean?"

Lilly looked over to Oliver as he took another bite of mystery meat.

"Hey, what are you looking at me for?" Oliver hated when they would sneak those little jabs at him out of nowhere.

"Oh, I'm sorry Oliver," Lilly claimed. "You've already been fixed."

Miley giggled. "Yeah, we fixed you up good didn't we?"

"Yeah we broke Olliver in so good he fits like a perfectly comfortable pair of shoes." She giggled too.

God, why do I hang with you two again?

"Relax Oliver we're all friends here," Lilly said reassuringly "All we're really saying is we know what to expect from you and we love you for it." "We don't need to be bringing in some outsider to break up our little group that's all."

"Well next time say that." "Don't go calling me a trainwreck that you just salvaged and are keeping around for nostalgic purposes."

"And that too, we forgot about that," Miley drolled. Lilly and Miley giggled again. While Oliver groaned.

Jake stared at them perplexed at the weird flow of emotions. He heard their weird conversations. Why were they making fun of a friend of theirs and than laughing about it. God, these humans are so weird.

As miley, Lilly and Oliver laughed along Amber and Ashley came up to them again. "Oh, look Spamma Notanna, is sitting with her loser friends again!" "Hey shouldn't you be slumming with a higher class of friends Hanna?" They laughed mockingly. "Oh, wait a second my mistake it's your loser friends slumming with you stewart." "Ha, ha, ha!"

Miley frowned furiously and than something snapped in her as she was not going to let Amber and Ashley get away with it this time. "I may be wearing an outfit that looks like one Hanna may have worn once, but I can always take it off." "But your still wearing your bitch mask and for some reason it doesn't come off of you bitch!" "I'm leaving!" "I'm going to be late for class."

Oliver and Lilly got up too slightly surprised at how forcefully Miley had made her retort, but she seemed just a little bit on edge today anyway.

As Miley carried her tray to the trash can she didn't see the foot until it was too late.

She tripped as Amber and Ashley laughed from the distance. She knew this was going to hurt as she saw the tray inches from the floor in slow motion. She saw her face approaching quickly and than something weird happened.

It was almost like the tray was hovering over the ground. And so was she. She was back on her feet with her balance back. And Jake was next to her. "Here you dropped this." He walked away.

Miley stared in shock. Weird. Miley thinks she vaguely managed the thank you out of her mouth. What just happened? There wasn't even a bit of mystery food on the ground. Everything was still on the tray, almost like it had hovered over the ground like a flying saucer or something. She could have sworn the tray had flipped over. She looked over to Oliver, Lilly silently almost with her eyes just asking them what just happened? And they stared blankly without a clue not having seen what had happened directly.

Amber and Ashley cursed as the new kid had stopped them from getting Miley back for the bitch comment. The magical event had kind of been forgotten and unnoticed at their disappointment at not getting the satisfaction they wanted for their revenge.

Jake smiled to himself. She said thank you. Maybe I'll be able to make her a friend after all.

Jake finished class and walked towards the old Chevy again waiting to pick him up.

"So, how was school today Jake?"

"Oh, you know. same old, same old I guess. "I don't understand why you don't let me go home on my own." "I'm a big boy."

"Well for your information it is 10 miles away."

"That's my point." "That's a cake walk for me."

"Yeah, but not for most people." "We told you, you have to find a way to blend in." "Blend!" Grace makes this mixing motion with her hand while Will drives them off. Another day was done.

--To Be Continued--

Author's Preview: Well reviews make me go faster so when chapter 4 which is already written does come out it will deal with Miley will learn some more about how strange Jake really is first hand.