Miley is from Venus Jake is from

Author: jaymack33

Author's note and disclaimer: Don't own Hanna Montana or it's characters. Don't sue. I can't wait for this Sunday! Hopefully Disney won't change their minds at the last minute like they do way too often. My DVR gets really confused sometimes. Anywhoo here's chapter 10.

Chapter 10: Paper beats Scissors

Jake sat in the back of the Chevy waiting, just waiting. "So?" "So?" "So, how long are we supposed to wait for, for, your granddaughter?" Jake looked to Will and Grace knowingly for an answer.

Will and Grace looked at each other a second. "So, you know than," Grace asked with her usual sweet voice?

"Yes, I know, he shouted!" "She told me!" "I guess you think I'm a total screw up then." "You probably would rather have continued to sponsor her, huh?"

Grace replies. "It's not that dear." "Look we can see her when we want to." "Now, she is family and of course we love her and want to see her." "Maybe we wanted you to screw up so we would have an excuse to see her some more?" Grace smiled jokingly hoping to get Jake away from the subject.

"Why, didn't you just tell me before?"

"Well, we thought maybe you should meet first." "And you might realize that she really is a nice girl." "We think spending time with someone your own age and of your own kind might be a good thing for you, that's all dear."

"Hrmmphh." Will cleared his throat.

"What was that dear?"

"Nothing honey." He stated defeatedly not happy with his wife trying to fix up his grand daughter in that way but not wanting to air it out yet especially to her.

Jake interrupted the silence. "So, we're just going to wait for"..............pop!

In just that instance Isabel materialized next to Jake in the backseat.

"Anybody miss me?" She gave a big smile to everybody. Especially Jake and gave his arm and shoulder a little embrace.

"You, took a while in the bathroom there, Isabel?" Was everything alright? Jake asked her with some concern.

Isabel flashed him a bright smile. "Oh, everything went very well," she said in a very chipper tone.

Jake seemed to be eyeing Isabel up and down suspiciously.

Isabel was getting very nervous. Does he know? Does he suspect what I did to Miley. I know he's not too good at thought projection, but did he read my mind?

Jake was continuing to look her over trying to hold it in as best as he could.

Isabel was beside herself now as Jake was really staring her silently up and down. Oh God, he'll kill me if he knows, he'll...

And than he bursted out laughing at her. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! He was just holding his stomach choking with laughter.

Isabel worried a second ago now was just perplexed. "What?" She asked it more forcefully not worrying that Jake was angry with her anymore.

Jake looked her over still biting at his tongue trying to stifle more laughter from seeping out. "Umm, Isabel I don't know how to say this, but you, you seem to have toilet paper stuck to your pants and in your hair and in your and than Jake recoiled slightly as he started pointing at the upper crest of her breast line." Jake than burst out laughing at her again.

Now, Jake a real Earth gentleman would not laugh at a lady like that.

Jake pondered it for about a half a second like he was considering it and one look at Isabel's papered up profile and he couldn't help himself as he laughed even harder.

Isabel fumed. No, longer worrying about Jake finding out about her threatening Miley. This was so humiliating. I'm trying to impress him and, he's, he's goofing on me because I'm wallpapered in toilet paper. God this sucks! She closed her eyes in shame trying to blot out the laughter in the background and really shutting out her Grandparents feeble attempts to get Jake to stop laughing at her. They were worse than him with their stupid protection of their little girl.

Finally amid all of the pressure she came up with an alibi. "Oh, oh, you know how school bathrooms on Earth are Jake." "Their reekingly filthy." "I may need to go home into another bathroom just to wash that bathroom off."

"Whatever you say Isabel," Jake stated while still feeling a giggle or two trying to fight it's way out. "But, you still have to admit that was an awful long time to spend in a bathroom." "Especially a bathroom that sucks."

"Well you know how it is with us girls in the bathroom." "But, don't worry Jakey." "Now, that I took care of business." She paused at her hidden meaning. "Now, we can spend even more time together isn't that great?"

"Yeah, great, at least this way I won't be running out of toilet paper."

Isabel fumed at the jab, while her Grandparents tried to fight the laughter that was almost coming as they rode on home.

Meanwhile:

Miley had remained huddled in the same spot for a while. Her tears had finally ceased but her eyes were red and blotchy. She had never been so scared in her life. It was like a horror movie. It was like the Grudge or something. What do you do when someone can just materialize and disappear like that and do whatever they want to you?

Whether I stay or go, she could find me. I am never going to be able to see Jake again. That is that, she cried. No, matter what. I am not just scared for me. But God, forbid that insane girl goes after dad, or Lilly, or Oliver or yes even Jackson. I wouldn't be able to live with myself. Hell, I probably wouldn't even be alive to see it if that witch had her way. Slowly I feel my strength coming back. I shake it off and get back to my feet. I'm just going to do what Will and Grace and especially that horrible girl Isabel told me. I'm going to forget everything that I saw. I'm going to live my life. And everything is just going to have to go back to normal. Normal for a girl that has the best of both worlds that is.

The Next day at School:

Isabel was just leaning into her Jakey. "Oh, come on call me Izzie already." She pleaded with Jake.

"It's, just...it's.." He was fishing for away to not have to say it. Izzie just didn't feel right coming out of his mouth for some reason.

"Izzie!" She cut him off as he stumbled for a cohesive reply.

"Izzie?" He repeated feeling like he might just have to give in at least for now.

"Yes, call me Izzie." "Isabel is just too formal for my tastes."

"Alright, fine....ummm.....Izzie, just will you do something for me too?"

"What is it Jakey?"

"Stop calling me Jakey!"

"OK, whatever you say Jakey!" She smiled as she grabbed him fiercely into a big hug.

Miley was smiling and laughing along with Lilly as she walked down the hall. And than she saw them. And she immediately went the other way turning the corner in the hall.

"Miley?" "Miley," Lilly hissed. "Isn't class that way?" Lilly pointed obviously to the place they had been heading mere seconds ago.

"It's, it's, I'll be there in a minute Lilly." "You, go on ahead." "I think I forgot something in my locker." Miley lied.

Lilly watched with concern on her face as she watched Miley's frightened face. She knew there was something she wasn't telling her. And as she watched Jake and the new girl out of the corner of her eye she wondered. Couldn't be about them could it?

Miley walked out the school door. She figured even if she barely made it on time she would take the long way to class. She wanted no part of even crossing paths with those whatever those two were. Miley quick stepped with determination and she made it...just in time.

Meanwhile:

Jake had been laughing along with Isabel and than he felt her presence again. He felt goosebumps on his neck. He felt the heat of her stare. He could smell her wonderful scent. He always knew when Miley was around. He went to turn just to see where she was and for about a half a second he caught her fear strewn eyes and than he saw her scurry the other way.

Jake had thought he had shaken all of the pain away and then he felt it again. "She, she ran from.....from...."

Isabel was worried. God, if he finds out what I did. I don't know what he'll do. I'm never going to tell him that one.

"She ran.." "She ran from.....me?"

"Yes, she did," Isabel said glad to have the opening. "See, she'll never be able to understand you like I can Jake." "Humans can't." "They aren't capable of understanding us." "That's why we should just stick together OK?" "OK, Jakey?"

Jake just numbly nodded his head. He felt so hurt by the look of fear on her face. If, I caused that. If I made that happy, smiley girl into that, I am a monster. And I am never going to hurt her again. Finally sadly he knew what he needed to say. "I'll just have to keep staying away from her." "I think it's for the best."

"It, is Jakey, don't worry you'll never be alone as long as you have me around handsome." She hugged him tightly with her right leg kicking up in the air. Isabel breathed a sigh of relief as they headed to class. That was a close one.

--To Be Continued--

Author's Preview:I don't really have a working title yet. I haven't even started it yet. One, thing I am planning to do is maybe for Jake to go to a concert of a certain friendly neighborhood pop-star.