Miley is from Venus Jake is from
Author: jaymack33
Author's note and disclaimer:Don't own Hanna Montana or it's characters. Don't sue. I know it's been a while, I've kind of been busy, and when I'm not I just have had a severe motivation shortage. I'm like write another chapter or... go to the mall, or go to the movies, but finally I've seen some of the newer Jake Ryan and Miley episodes and I found a little bit more motivation to continue. So, here I go.
Chapter 11: All Roads Lead to Hanna
Isabel stared at Jake. She just stared at him as if she could change everything with a different look, with just the right angle.
Jake sat sullenly. He moped from one corner to the other of the house. He moved from different parts of the house as if being in one spot or the other would, or could change anything.
Will looked at this incredulously. He couldn't believe how one mere human earthling could affect Jake this way. He was about to go over and say something when Grace grabbed his shoulder.
"Don't interfere Will." "Let it play out." "Let Izzie handle it!"
"And, you think I approve of that either, Grace?"
"It doesn't matter Will, it's out of your hands now!"
Izzie finally approached Jake. She couldn't take it anymore. Jake came to see the world and that was exactly what he was going to do whether he liked it or not.
Jake's sad spell about the total fear he saw in Miley's eyes was like a dark shadow hovering over and weighing him down. He was so deep into it that even though Izzie was approaching him from the front it was really like she wasn't even there.
"Snap out of it Jake!" "Hello Earth to Jake!" She waved over his face 3 times and than 4! She was about to invoke the name, the long name of her planet when she decided there was no time for that. This called for drastic measures. "Jake your coming with me!" She grabbed his hand and she blinked them out of the house.
Meanwhile:
Miley, err Hanna, err Miley becoming the one and only Hanna Montana sat down checking her makeup by the mirror. She checked her hair giving a final nod. Just another concert for Hanna Montana. A big star. Pop singer. Icon, with Millions of fans. A legen....
"Hanna you still have strawberry banana smoothie right there," as she touched Hanna on the side of her three thousand dollar outfit. Lola smiled, "but other than that you look like a million bucks," giving her the big thumbs up.
"And why did you wait so long to tell me that Lola?" She stared frowning. "I mean I only have 15 minutes to show time."
"I did tell you over and over again, but you seemed to be in that zone again."
"What zone, would that be?"
"You know that zone you've been in since whatever the hell big secret you have with that handsome new kid and yourself."
"I am not." "I am so over him." "Not, that there ever was anything to be over in the first place." "Because there wasn't." "There, wasn't!" "I'm actually thinking about which of my new songs I should be playing." Hanna said this trying to throw them off, with a half truth. I mean she was wondering about her set list, and she was over Jake, but she still was rattled by the situation and just wanted to for lack of a better way sing it away. And than her friends answered her song question cutting through her thoughts in the background.
"Oh that's easy," Lola interjected!
"It certainly is Mike Stanley threw in." "Yeah it's....."
At the same time:
Lola: "The Climb!" Mike: "Hoe down Throw Down!"
"The climb," Lola shouted at Mike!
"Hoe Down Throw Down, Mike shouted back at Lola!
"The Climbbbbbbbbbb!"Lola
Hoeeeeeee......Down....Throw....Downnnnnnn!Mike
"You just like it because it has the word hoe, in it and you think your some sort of gangsta rapper wanabe when all you are is a lame player with no game." Lola nodded her head for emphasis.
"Oh, yeah and what about you and the Climb!" "The Climb." "Do, you know how many freaking times they've played that freaking song?" "They play it so much on the radio that all this player wants to do is turn my player off!" Mike gave his own head nod for emphasis.
"Well turning things off is no problem where I'm standing." "Your good at that!" Lola crossed her arms getting right in Mike's face.
Mike started back-peddling a big not completely sure he liked where this was going. "Look, Lola I don't have a problem with you liking the most overplayed song in Hanna's career not named Best of Both World's but, I'm just saying why can't she give Hoe Down Throw a chance." "It's a really neat song." "I mean I got the moves." "I can dance to it."
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" "Yeah, right. In your dreams Mike." "You so can't dance to it."
"I can too!"Mike
"Not!"Lola
"Too!"Mike
"Guys, guys!" Tweetttttttt! Hanna whistled! "Pop-star actually singing those songs, over here!" "I honestly will have no problem singing both of those songs, tonight." "I love them both." "I wrote them both." "There both in, you know that." "I was just wondering about some of the other new songs that's all." "So, everything's settled we're all friends again right, Mike, right Lola?" Hanna does a head nod at both of them. Giving them both a warm cheery Hollywood smile.
Mike and Lola nod there heads at Hanna as if in agreement and than slowly look back at each other looking deeply into each other's eyes.
"You, know what this means, Michael?"
"I certainly do Low-La!"
Hanna, smiles. Knowingly. "Right we're all just friends and there's no problem and...."
"I declare a danceoff." "I challenge you Lola." "By the way purple and pink hair both suck!"
"Oh, yeah and that tribble on your chin is a good look." "You make Vanilla Ice and Hansen look like Eminem!" "You think just because you bought a bunch of unfitting clothes from the fat store and you have a do rag on your head to cover your George Washington hair do and that's gangsta?"
"Oh, we are so on Lola!"
"Oh, we so are Mike!"
Hanna just covered her face shaking her head. You could never tell these two were actually dating the way they act in their secondary personas. Or, maybe you can who can tell these days. God relationships are crazy! Well, maybe they can take my mind off, well never mind.
Mike started dancing and Hanna with guitar in hand started acoustically playing. She still needed to rest her vocal chords for the show, but that didn't mean she couldn't have some fun.
Oliver err Mike did a twist from side to side and than went into some freestyle break dance and then ended with his arms folded at his chest as if laying the challenge down to Lola.
And Lola struggling not to completely burst out laughing at Mike's comical, but cute dance moves gave a nod to Hanna to begin again. And she started to play.
And Lola did a twirl and a whirl and went from side to side and everything was OK she was getting it and then her shoe flew off her foot into Mike's hands. "Nice punt there Lola."
Lola was infuriated, while a little bit embarrassed. She certainly didn't want to get schooled in a danceoff by lameo not my boyfriend at the moment Mike Stanley.
Finally:
"Oh, and you were so good I had my cell ready to call 911 to report my lame friend with the beaver patch on his chin was going into epileptic shock on the floor here!"
"Yeah, Cinderella you weren't exactly Twinkle toes on the dance floor either!"
"Take that back!"Lola
No, I won't, I....Mike
"Guys, guys"...tweet. "Here let me show you how it's done."Hanna
And she grabbed there hands in between both of them and began the Hoe Down throw Down once again showing them officially how it's done.........
Meanwhile:
Egypt:
"Jake, look at that, I mean yeah our ancestors did help to build them, but isn't that Pyramid, just majestic?" "And the Spinx over there." "See, even in this world there are some things just like home, right?"
Jake looked over at her with her comical straw hat. He still felt sullen but he kind of appreciated her attempts at cheering him up. He looked at one of the pyramids again. It did kind of look like some of the Capital buildings on his planet. But, big deal, I didn't come here to see more things from home. I actually came here to see what this planet had to offer. I don't like this. He looked back at her and gave her a weak, but fake smile. He looked over the blond girl with her hat and than a real smile came on. He grabbed her hat and ran. She blinked in front of him and than he blinked away too.
"Jake, where did you go come back here with that hat, right now." "Ooooh!" "I'm going to get sunburned." "Oooh, you..." and than she heard something being thrown down by her feet and she looked up and there he was standing on the top of the Spinx with that smug smile on his face and her hat.
She blinked too and was next to him and quickly grabbed her hat back. "That was so not cool stealing a girl's hat like that," she scolded him, but she felt a slight smile coming on. Maybe he is loosening up after all. "So, how, do you like Egypt?"
"I hate, it." "Can't we see something else?" "I mean this place is too close to home." "And you've been here longer than me, isn't there someplace better to see?"
"Well," and than she gave it a thought and they blinked out again.
Niagra Falls:
"How, about this Jake?" "Isn't it beautiful?" She had an evil smile on her face as a thought occurred to her.
"Yeah, I guess it's alright for a bunch of falling water."
And than she shoved him over the railing. Jake had really, really thought about blinking out or floating in mid air, but he had already jeopardized their secret once so he held his breath and in he went.
"Serves you right for stealing my hat Jake." "That'll teach you." "Jake?" "Jake?" "God, I hope he knows how to swim." "Jake?" She was getting really nervous as she continued to stare at the water. She was thankful nobody was around the area she had blinked them into. But, I mean I hope I didn't kill him, and than she felt water just pouring down over her head.
And some people happened to walk by. "Dad, mom that is so funny, it's like it's only raining over her head."
Izzie was so pissed, "oooh, he would have been better off dead." "I can't believe he did that to me." "And I didn't even think I would need my hat here." "OOooooh, Jake I am so going to get you."
"Yeah, and where am I exactly he asked," with a thought projection?
"Why your," and she looked around and just as the annoying kid with the jokes and his parents turned away she blinked out.
There he was all smug, with a huge annoying smile on his face. Hovering over the clouds. Grrr!
"Funny how a flash shower can just pop up out of nowhere, huh Izzie?"
"Oooh, you." "Look what you did to my hair!" "You, don't go doing that to a girl!"
"Oh, come on like you were so concerned when you launched me into Niagra Falls!"
"Yeah, well your the one who stole my hat!"
"Yeah, well your the one who stole me out of my house and put me in these boring earth vacation spots!" "Don't you have anything better than this?"
"Fine, even though you've pretty much ruined it for me because of how you messed up my hair and my clothes there is one more spot I'd like to show you!"
"Oh, come on can't you just evaporate the water just like I diddddd".....and than in mid sentence they disappeared again...............
Paris, France:
"Izzie, you OK?"
"Yeah, sure, I'm fine, whatever." She turned her back away from Jake still upset about her dunking.
"Here, let me help." Jake put his hands on her shoulders and his hands started glowing as the water evaporated away.
"Like, that makes it better Jake?" "This was the place I really wanted to take you." "I just wanted to ease you into it." "But my hair's a mess." "My clothes are ruined." "You, you don't do that to a girl." "Don't you know anything Jake?"
"I-I'm sorry." "Look Izzie, I really do appreciate you trying to cheer me up." "I do." "And, and I'm even glad I'm here with you."
"You, are well......." And than Izzie took a chance and leaned into Jake, resting her head against his shoulder.
Jake walked with her along the sidewalk.
"So, isn't this place beautiful?" "And it's so romantic too." "Look at the Eiffel Tower over there." "The line is ridiculous, but I'm sure we could find a way around that couldn't we, Jake?"
"Well, I don't know Izzie." "I'm not sure this place is really my cup of tea either."
Izzie still leaned closely into Jake enjoying being in his strong arms. She hesitated to ask. She didn't really want to ask. But, she knew she was going to have to. Regardless whether things worked out between them or not, she had to be honest. And not just care about her feelings but Jake's too. So, here goes....
"Ummm, Jake...?"
"Yes, Izzie, what's up?" He asked as they continued to stroll through the city.
"I guess if this place doesn't do it for you either?" She gulped. She wished, and hoped she wouldn't have to say the next thing she was going to say, but she knew she had to. Relationships aren't just about what you want for yourself but what the other person involved wants too. It's give and take.
"So, umm what is it Izzie?" Jake asked with concern on his face.
"I guess, if none of these places did it for you, is there any place maybe you'd like to go, to?" "Any suggestions at all." "I mean I've been doing all of the teleporting so far." "So, is there?" "Anything?"
"Well, there is one place," as Jake did the teleporting this time..........
Houston, TX:
It was dark. Except for the bright shimmering lights. There were a lot of cheering fans jumping up and down and dancing. Hanna had sung a couple of songs and any bad memories of her week had faded away. God, she loved this so much. Singing songs either she or her father had written and seeing how appreciative her fans were. How much they enjoyed her shows gave her so much personal satisfaction and pleasure. I don't think anyone who hasn't been on a stage before would understand how much fun and joy you can feel entertaining thousands of amazing fans without having done it before. This is truly, truly amazing.
It wasn't very hard reappearing within the madness of the screaming oblivious fans. At the first wonderfully melodic notes soaring through her magnificent voice Jake's smile reappeared again in full force. He looked over struggling to see her with people jumping up and down through all of the madness and excitement. Jake was truly, truly happy.
Izzie on the other hand she couldn't believe it. I mean in the back of her mind she had a very bad feeling what Jake might actually want to see. But still, this was much, much worse then she could have possibly imagined. I was trying to make him forget about her and we're right back where we started. "Jake," she hissed!
He didn't hear her oblivious to her voice drowned out by the sounds and noises and music all around them.
"Jake?" She used thought projection. "You are supposed to forget about her!" "Not, put us front and center in the middle of all of this!"
"I didn't put us front and center." "We're practically in the back!" Jake answered back defensively. "Look, I know I can't talk to her anymore, but that doesn't mean I can't still enjoy her music." "I, do." "I really do enjoy her passion, her smile, and some of her amazing, amazing songs."
"Oh, and it has nothing to do with what she looks like either, huh?" Izzie said incredulously trying to keep her spot as people were shoving and moving around as they danced.
"Look, I can't help it if this was the first thing I really started to enjoy in my visit on the Earth." "I gave you a chance, and I know I won't be allowed to get any closer to her than, this, but still it's my choice and I like Hanna Montana, so there."
Well, fine, but I don't! If your going to watch this horrible concert your going to have to do it without...she hesitated...me!
Jake thought about it for a second. "Look, I don't want to hurt you." "Look, you don't have to stay if you don't want to." "I'm a big boy, I can take care of myself."
"Well, you had better not do anything stupid." "If you don't promise to keep your Atlntn heritage in your pocket and a total secret I am going to be forced to stay and watch this horrible, horrible concert to the end."
"I'll be fine." "I promise." "Don't worry, you can go." "Umm, next time I'll try to do other things that you want to do." "But, this was something I always wanted to do, but was a little bit scared to." "But, you gave me the courage when you kept teleporting me all around the world." "Thank you very much Izzie." He gave her a big hug.
"Yeah, thank you very much Izzie," she repeated his words in her head, and than she blinked her way out.
Jake had been enjoying her concert immensely, and than he heard a song he hadn't heard before. It must have been something in one of her newer albums. It was called, "You'll Always Find your Way Back Home." This song touched Jake personally and he knew he needed to get his hands on that song as soon as it was available. He was so, so happy.
Izzie reappeared back at Will and Grace's house:
"So, how'd it go sweetie?" Grace asked her sweetly.
"Yeah, how'd it go, honey?" "That boy didn't try anything on you did he?"
Izzie kept wondering how she was going to say this. She was supposed to get Jake away from Miley not bring him right back into that vortex front and center. She had failed, miserably. I just hope, Jake doesn't take it any further than that. He knows better right?
"Well?" Will and Grace both asked together.
Finally, trying to spin it the best way possible. "Well, I tried, my best to make him forget about the Earthling, but I guess all I can say is, Houston we have a problem!"
--To Be Continued--
Author's Preview: Well I technically don't have one yet. I didn't plot it out past this chapter yet. But I will say I think this chapter which I really took my time writing turned out much better than I thought it would. Anybody want to tell me what they think? Maybe, it'll motivate me to start writing some more.