Hello everyone :) here is chapter two of the fic Blondy and the Creep. I hope that you enjoy!

Oh! Just a quick thank you here for the people who favourited and followed. It energized me. I've been so busy writing these few days that I've slept less. It's just so much fun to write... As you can see I'm beginning to ramble due to my lack of sleep.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But I think Sasuke does.

Naruto looked around himself with a scrutinizing gaze. He tried to find some fault to complain about. He briefly glanced at Sasuke who was watching him with the eyes of a predator. Naruto took out his strawberry flavored lollipop from the confinements of his mouth. He liked candy. A lot. He was somewhat of a sugarholic and needed his doses often.

"So? You managed to get me here, what is it that you want me to do?" Naruto asked Sasuke while trying not to glare too much. Sasuke smirked deviously.

"Change into this" He said and handed Naruto some clothes. Folded neatly of course. Naruto looked at the fabric he held in his hands.

"You're kidding" He scoffed. There was no way he was wearing this. Sasuke shook his head with an amused look.

"There's no way I'm wearing this" Naruto declared. Sasuke stood up and looked down at Naruto.

"Have you forgotten our deal?" He asked. Naruto glared as he recalled how he had gotten here. After Sasuke kissed him Naruto had given him a good punch and stormed away. Unfortunately, that had not been enough to deter the raven. Somehow, Naruto had no idea how, Sasuke had found out that he liked a girl named Sakura and had then blackmailed him with the words 'If you won't become my muse I'll tell Sakura that you think she's ugly". And now, a week later, Naruto was in Sasuke's apartment holding some very embarrassing clothes. He would as a part of their agreement get paid for this job, but it was nonetheless forced upon him and Naruto did not like that very much. He was a free spirit to the core. As a small revenge, Naruto kicked Sasuke's shin before leaving to change. Sasuke winced at the pain and rubbed his hurt leg. At least the pain would be worth it. After a few minutes had passed Naruto returned wearing a maid's outfit. One like those you might find in animes. Naruto had never felt this embarrassed before.

"Happy now?" He growled to Sasuke. Sasuke nodded.

"You can sit down over there" Sasuke said and pointed to a chair. Then he put on his glasses and began typing. He grinned manically. Oh, how he had missed this inspired sensation! Naruto scowled at the sight. He wondered why he had been chosen to suffer this torture. Why had Sasuke chosen him of all people? If it was only on a whim Naruto would kill him. He refused to believe that he was embarrassed like this because of a whim.

After a couple of hours Naruto had become pretty bored. He was leaning heavily on his armrest and yawned. Sasuke had just typed and typed and typed. Naruto looked at him. He had a concentrated facial expression and looked serious. When he was like this he didn't seem too disagreeable. A total contrast from his evil grin when he had handed Naruto the maid outfit. Naruto sighed. This situation was too weird. He was wearing a dress, and for what? Sasuke didn't even look at him or talk to him!

"How long do you expect me to sit here?" He asked. Sasuke took a break from his writing and stretched his fingers.

"Hmm... a couple more hours should be enough" Sasuke answered. Naruto blanched. A couple more hours in this stupid chair?

"I do have a life, you know" Naruto revealed to Sasuke.

"Uh-huh" he answered distractedly. Naruto turned his glare towards him and frowned when he saw that Sasuke was gazing at the exposed parts of his thighs. He quickly covered them with his hands.

"What do you think you're doing?" He asked angrily.

"Sitting" Sasuke deadpanned. Naruto felt his annoyance rise.

"Remind me again why I'm doing this." Naruto muttered bitterly. Sasuke smirked.

"Because I'm such a good kisser" he answered. Naruto stood up and kicked him again.

"I've got news for you, you're not" Naruto returned with a smirk of his own. "I'm a much better kisser!" Naruto declared proudly. It was a lie though. His first kiss had been the one with Sasuke, but he didn't need to know that.

"Is that a challenge?" Sasuke asked mischievously. Naruto rolled his eyes. Was Sasuke stupid? When had he said the words 'I challenge you'?

"In that case..." Sasuke added and pushed down Naruto on his bed. Naruto gasped.

"Get off me you creep" He demanded. Sasuke smirked.

"But you don't think I'm a good kisser. Of course I need to prove it to you" He teased. Naruto scowled. He quickly considered his options before swallowing his pride.

"Fine. It wasn't bad" Naruto mumbled. Sasuke looked satisfied. Then he looked as if he had an idea again.

"You wanted to go home right?" He said while he sat up. Naruto nodded. "You can go home early... If I get to kiss you" Sasuke offered deviously. He really enjoyed teasing Naruto. "I might keep you here all night you know... Who knows if a couple of hours more will be enough" Naruto bit his lip at Sasuke's unfairness. When he felt Sasuke's hand sneak up his thigh he just slapped it away and pondered on what to do. He didn't want to risk being in the same room as this crazy guy for longer than necessary... and a kiss was just a kiss. It didn't mean anything, right?

"Fine, kiss me" Naruto said as nonchalantly as possible.

"With pleasure" Sasuke said and leaned closer. Naruto closed his eyes. He didn't want to see his stupid face. He quickly opened them again when he felt lips on his collarbone.

"What the hell are you doing? He asked, looking horrified. Sasuke smiled.

"I never said it was on the lips." He whispered softly and continued kissing Naruto's exposed collarbone. Naruto felt himself blush. His collarbones had always been sensitive to touch. It felt really nice though... Sasuke moved up to his neck. Naruto gulped. Sasuke gently lay him down. Naruto felt his breath hitch as Sasuke stroked his thigh.

"This... This is more than just a kiss" He pointed out to Sasuke. Sasuke shifted and looked into those ocean blue.

"You're right. I'm sorry" He smiled and gave Naruto a peck on the lips before getting up. "You can leave now if you want. That was enough to keep me inspired" Sasuke said and began typing again. Naruto took a deep breath and sat up. He took a last glance at Sasuke before getting up to change. He tried to fold the maid outfit as nicely as it was before. When Naruto was done with the seemingly impossible task he walked out of the apartment. Leaving the creep to keep typing alone.

So.. this is the story so far... It's not very heavy or dramatic. But It's funny. At least I find this funny! On a more serious note, thank you for reading :)

Have a nice day children.

LovePeppermint