Hello people! I'm sorry for being terribly, terribly late. My dog and grandmother passed away so I needed some time.

"Please tell me why we're here" Naruto said in a horrified voice as he looked at the view in front of him. Sasuke who stood behind him put his hands on Naruto's shoulders.

"We, my dear muse, are shopping" Sasuke explained. Naruto turned around to glare at him.

"I'm NOT wearing girls' clothes again" He declared defiantly. Sasuke shook his head.

"You have to, it inspired me so much. The one shot I wrote already has a hundred favourites and it's only been a couple of days." Naruto grimaced.

"I don't even want to ask." Naruto muttered as he glanced at the clothes. They all seemed to be pink or frilly. Or pink and frilly.

"Go try this on" Sasuke said and handed Naruto one of the dresses that was both pink and frilly. Naruto glared at it.

"Are you sure that you can afford to spend money on buying dresses for me?" Naruto tried. Sasuke smirked.

"I'm rich" He said and his smirk grew. "I can buy how many dresses I want for you" He whispered and leaned closer. Naruto backed away and grabbed the stupid dress.

It took a lot of bravery for Naruto to open the curtain for Sasuke to judge how the dress looked on him. Naruto cursed at it's length, it was only mid-thigh. With a sigh he pulled the curtain open. Sasuke stared for a minute.

"OH gooood I can't. I just can't" Sasuke exclaimed as he buried his head in his hands. Naruto frowned.

"Can't what?" He asked. Sasuke walked up to him and grabbed his shoulders. Naruto stared up at him in surprise.

"What is it?" He asked in confusion. Did Sasuke have to be so... like that?

"You're going to give me a freaking nose bleed! Are you really a boy? You're just way too cute." Naruto scowled. Why did Sasuke have to be so pushy?

"Of course I'm a guy! Are you and idiot?" Sasuke shook his head.

"Why are you always so angry with me?" He asked.

"Because you're forcing me to be your bloody moose!" Naruto burst out. Sasuke smirked.

"I like it when you're angry at me" He said seductively. "If you want to you can punish me later" Sasuke added and wiggled his brows. Naruto blanched.

"Seriously, STOP being such a creep. It's freaking scary" Naruto glared. Sasuke chuckled.

"You're so cute. I just want to lock you up in my room and never let you go" Sasuke sighed. Naruto gaped. He didn't doubt that Sasuke was capable of doing that. Naruto lived on his own, nobody would notice he was missing.

"We're buying that one, you can change back" Sasuke said and closed the curtains. Naruto sighed tiredly and changed from that blasted dress. When Naruto came out from the booth he noticed that Sasuke was standing in the underwear section. He noticed Naruto. Naruto gulped.

"Let's go pay" Sasuke said. Naruto felt relieved. He thought for a second that Sasuke would force him into a bra.

When they were walking from the store Sasuke put his hand around Naruto's waist. Naruto slithered away.

"What the heck are you doing? People are watching us!" Naruto hissed. Sasuke smirked.

"It's more exciting if people are watching... " Sasuke said with a wink. Naruto decided to ignore that.

"What if Sakura sees?" Naruto said as a reminder to Sasuke that he didn't want her to misunderstand something. He had liked her for a couple of years already... But she barely even looked at him. Naruto wanted her to have a good impression of him. And know that he wasn't involved with someone.

"She'll probably fall for me, don't you think?" Sasuke said with his so called charming smile. Naruto kicked him in disagreement.

"You have serious issues with your personality" Naruto pouted.

"But you like me anyways" Sasuke sighed.

"No I don't" Naruto retorted. Sasuke ruffled his hair.

"How old are you anyways, Naruto. 15?" Sasuke asked.

"I'm 17" Naruto growled.

"I bet you always hear that you look small for you age." Sasuke shared.

"Shut up! I bet you always hear that you're a stupid bastard!" Naruto replied. Sasuke laughed.

"oh, you're so naïve. What I always hear is that I'm handsome, cool, delicious...stuff like that." Sasuke shared. "You know, because girls actually like me." He couldn't help but add. Naruto glared at him.

"How the hell can people know if you taste good?" Naruto questioned.

"I'll teach you someday." Sasuke smirked. Naruto just shrugged. Weird, weird, weird. Wait. Wait. EW.

"You fucking dipshit" Naruto muttered. Despite saying that, he did appreciate the money generated from this job. He had some freaky scars on his face so people generally didn't want to employ him. This was just so weird, he wore dresses! And Sasuke seemed a bit mental.

"Hah. You're so fucking cute" Sasuke chuckled and ruffled Naruto's hair again. Naruto hit his hand away with a scowl.

"It's like you're asking to get your ass kicked" Naruto growled. Sasuke sighed. Naruto was a bit sensitive, wasn't he. Was he still suicidal? Sasuke couldn't help but wonder.

"Why were you on the roof?" Sasuke asked with a more serious tone. Naruto pursed his lips.

"Was thinking 'bout stuff" Naruto replied sullenly. Sasuke nodded. It seemed private. "Why do you need me to write, by the way?" Naruto asked curiously.

"I had a writer's block and you stopped it" Sasuke answered simply.

"Why me?" Naruto furthered.

"Beats me" Sasuke said. "You inspire me, and that's all there is too it." He added. Naruto looked at him in confusion. He couldn't understand what was so inspiring about him. He was Naruto, just Naruto.

"What are you writing?" Naruto asked. Sasuke paused as a thought struck him. Naruto was a really curious and talkative kid, wasn't he?

"Fanfics" Sasuke answered.

"What?" Naruto did not know this language.

"Fan fiction. It's stories based on characters from a TV series for example, or an anime. The list goes on." Sasuke explained nonchalantly. Naruto scrunched his face. What was interesting about that? And how was he inspiring for that?

"That girl you like, Sakura, probably reads fanfiction" Sasuke claimed. Naruto arched a brow.

"Why would she?" He asked.

"Girls dig that shit" Sasuke said with a smirk. "You have no idea the amount of fans I have thanks to my magnificent skills." Sasuke bragged. Naruto wasn't impressed. So girl were into this fanfiction... So was Sasuke writing to get some?

"Do you write to get girls? Is that why I need to wear clothes like these?" Naruto asked exasperatedly and shook the shopping bag lightly.

"No" Sasuke answered plainly.

"Then why?" Naruto asked.

"I have a certain person I have to find... " Sasuke revealed cryptically. Naruto didn't press on further as it seemed to him that Sasuke didn't want to continue on this subject.

But who could it be?

Did you like it? What did you think? Is there anything that you completely hate?

Thank you for reading :)

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