Hey people!Thanks for the reviews!You made my day!
I'm still waiting for that chocolate though LilttleFreak!
Wendyvel,that's soooo sweet!Except for the Hisoka killing me part,that would be...AWESOME!
I get to meet Hisoka!
Glad you liked it Hatori4eva!
Disclaimer:I do not own HXH.
If I did,I would be an old guy who thinks hiatuses are cool.
I don't know about the hiatus part,but I'm not an old man.I think.
But what I do or will own is the swedish chocolate LilttleFreak is giving me.
You will give me chocolate right?*Hunts for chocolate*
Aiko
"I love you Aiko-chan!"
"Yeah,you said that 281 times now."I glared at the hyperactive brunnette infront of me.
We were sitting on the couch until she decided running pointlessly in circles was fun.
At least she isn't chasing her tail.
Yet.
Not that she has one,but you never know with Riko.
"Wow!You're so smart tracking things!One day,I'm gonna be just like you!"she had a proud look on her face.
Were those tears?
"So how much chocolate did he give you exactly?"
God,I am going to kill Hikari.
Still,this is better than Emo-Nariko,but why did I offer locations for chocolate again?
"Someone gave me chocolate?"now she's looking at me with a look of wonder.
God,I have sinned,please forgive me for this heinous deed.
But all I said was "Hikari"hoping she would catch on.
"Oh!Yeah,but he ran away right after I asked!So mean that Hikari is!"she whined.
Now know why I don't want Emo-Nariko around me?
"I wonder why,"I replied sarcastically.
"But there's still something I don't understand,"she said,now sitting indian style on the floor,opening a new pack of Maltesers.
She's like a drug addict,but worse.
Those should be illegal.
"It's 2:00 am,why are you here Aiko-chan?"
One of my favorite pastimes is messing with 'drunk' Riko.
"You don't want me here?I'm hurt,"I fake pouted.
"I love you Aiko-chan!Don't go!"
"282 times."
"But that's not an answer!It doesn't count!"
Sometimes,I wish she'd stop yelling.
"So you really don't want me here,"I sighed.
"But I love y-"
I'm here to take the fisher exam since sadist clown isn't coming,"I interrupted.
"It's the Hunter exam!"she corrected me.I didn't think she'd be able to do that in her state.
Then I noticed something.
"So no luxury ships,sailors,sun,and swimming pools?"
"Nope!"
Damn it."Well then I'm out of Riko!Bon voyage!Good luck!Farwell!See you later!Adieu!"I rushed to the door of her apartment.
Yeah,yeah,you must think it's dangerous walking in the streets at night.
But guess what!This is knowhere,where the most dangerous thing is someone stealing your icecream.
Well,it is dangerous.
If you steal it from Riko.I won't even start about that.
Besides,I live in the apartment building right next to Riko.
Nothing wrong with kids walking in the streets at 2:00 am right?
In my rush to the door,I accidentally hit the table.
Which fell on the TV stand.
Which also fell.
Why do chain reactions exist again?
"You broke it.."she whispered,bangs overshadowing her eyes.
Oh,crap.I'm going to die.I guess I'll write my will right here in Nariko's journal even if she will rip it to pieces after what I did.
"If I die young,bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song"
It was too much to hope for.
But it worked.
"You broke my TV...you broke it..hey!I love that song!"
Thank you God!Thank you The Band Perry!Thank you Hikari and his Maltesers!
Okay,now that's out of my way,let's get out of here before she turns emo again.
"Where do you think you're going?"she beat me to the door and snapped it shut.
Crap.That's what my luck is.
"Um..to the..somewhere?Yeah to somewhere!"
Good comeback Aiko.
"Is it over the rainbow?"she asked me,getting excited.
God,she can be such an airhead sometimes.
And I thought blondes were the slow ones.
"Yeah,and it's way up high too."
Well,I hope it is.
"Can I come?"she asked,giving me her puppy eyes.
"No."
"Pweeease,"she begged,"with a hundred cherries on top?"
"I'm allergic to cherries."
Ha!Take that Nariko!
"Pweeease with no cherries on top?"
Doesn't she ever give up?
"No."
That was when she threw a tantrum.
"But I wanna go!I wanna!I wanna!I wann-"
"Fine!"
"I get to go?"she asked,a hopeful gleam in her green eyes.
"No,I'm not going."
Like hell am I ever taking her to somewhere.
Not that it exists.
"So you're taking the Exam?
"Yeah,"I replied.
Seriously,I needed to get out of here before she turns emo and notices the TV.
"Yay!Nariko is so happy you're going to take the test with her!"she jumped up and down.
Poor old woman downstairs.
Having to put up with Nariko's laundry and stomping.
And now Nariko's talking in third person.
Great.
"But wait!Nariko noticed something!How does Aiko-chan know about the Hunter Exam?"
I stared blankly at her.
God,she's slow.
Weren't we over this 5 minutes ago?
"Ooooh!Guessing games!Nariko loves guessing games!"
She clapped and got in a thinking pose on the floor.
She gasped.
She gasped again.
Her eyes widened,and she stared at me.
"You..Aiko-chan..you're psycic.."she said,as if it was the most amazing discovery in the world,"Well only the best expected from my Aiko-chan!"
Hers.
Hers?
Hers?!
"I am not yours,"I glared,"and I am not psycic-"
"You're so meeeeaaan!"she interrupted,drooping her head.
"-I just happened to talk to Micheal next door-"
"Micheal Jackson?!"Dude she has to stop interrupting me.
"No,Micheal the 10 year old boy whose lifelong dream is to become a hunter and eliminate your existance from this world."
"I always knew he hated me!Wait,what does eliminate mean?"
She didn't even question if I was being sarcastic.
Not that I was.
Micheal and Riko have hated each other since I remember.
Fights,pranks,wars,you name it.
Last week was world war 4.
World war 3 was when...remember what I told you about icecream?Yeah,don't steal it from Riko.
Well now I have to explain 'eliminate' to Nariko.
She's twelve,she should know what it means.
And that's what I told her,"You're twelve."
"So eliminate means 12 years old?So Micheal doesn't want me to be twelve?That's all?
Can't he just wait for my birthday next month?He is sooo impatient!"
I didn't understand a word she said.I don't think she did either.
"Wait!If you're not psycic then..Micheal is psycic?!"
She looked horrified.
Not that you'd care.
What is up with her and psycics anyways?
"You're just loud,Riko."
It was then when I heard a faint yell.I think it was along the lines of "I'm not psycic,stupid!"
"You're so meean!"the idiot overdramatically lied on the floor and started sobbing as if she'd been told her long lost brother died.
"How insulting,"I rolled my eyes at her childish behaviour.
"Oh wow!I am so mean,that I can't live with myself anymore.I'm going to commit suicide!"I sarcastically replied.
I was so annoyed I was acting like Emo-Riko.
What is wrong with me?
"I didn't mean to insult you Aiko-chan!Don't commit sudice!Whatever that is!I love yoou!"she flung herself at me.
Obsessive much?
"That's 283 times now."
Still counting.
Really
Enthusiasting(Probably not a word)
Very
Inspiring
Every
Word of it
Pweeeeeeeaaassse with a hundred cherries on top?