WARNING: Nothing in this chapter makes sense at all. It was written at 3am by a sugar-high teenager that is mentally insane. Monster Energy Drink does not get you drunk, but it just gives you a hell a lot of energy so yeah. Only 32 animals were injured in the writing of this chapter. Viewer Discretion is a word that is absolutely somewhat advised
The title of this chapter is from American Authors 'Best Day of My Life'
Chapter Twelve
We danced with monsters through the night
Madison and I stare at the cans, wide-eyed.
Mine in excitement.
Madison's in horror.
Of course, Faolan doesn't know what the heck they are and starts sniffing them. When his nose touches the cold metal, he jerks his head back in surprise, "What are they?"
I stare at him for a moment before grinning, "They're cans of juice that give you tons of energy!" I give a little hop of excitement and his ears perk up.
"Energy? I could use some of that." he rolls his shoulders, "We all could."
Madison lets out an uncertain sound, but before she can say anything, I reach out and grab a pack of Monster Energy Drink. The cool, wet metal feels awesome on my skin and I grin. Haha, skin, grin, rhyme. Hahaha.
Faolan and Madison stare at me blankly. "The room!" I suddenly snap and they jump in surprise. Bugging out, we all scatter and run blindly back to our room. As we do, I trample two agents while Faolan clips one on the side. The other agents manage to jump out of our way.
We all skid to a halt in front of our room. I wrench the door open and we dart inside. We crash onto the bed and lay there, panting. A few moments later, there's a sharp pain in my stomach.
"Ow!" I yelp and roll over. The Monster Energy Drink pack lies where my belly was. Madison lifts her head and turns to me, "Zoey, I don't think this is a good idea."
I roll my eyes and push myself off the bed, "Sister, you gotta get loose. Just chill. Go with the flow. Have a little fun once in a while."
She looks at me with wide eyes, "What do you mean? I have loads of fun! I just think this is going to end badly."
"Of course it is! That's the fun part!"
"We need energy." Faolan adds helpfully, "Energy good."
Madison gives him a pitiful look and says, "This is not the kind of energy you're used to-"
"You know what?" I interrupt, starting to take the plastic off of the cans, "You are going to take the first sip. Ya gotta get out of your comfort zone."
She groans but grabs a can when I shove it in her face. I grab two more and hand one to Faolan. I have to open it for him, but he manages to hold it between his paws.
"Okay, together." Madison says. I roll my eyes, "Fine, you big baby."
She scowls but raises the can to her lips. We do the same. "Remember," she says, "One sip. We don't want-"
"Blah, blah. One two three go!" I yell quickly. They both quickly take a sip, but I pull it away from my mouth. Snickering, I watch as their pupils widen 'till they seem to fill up their entire eyes. Then, they start gulping down their cans. Grinning, I lift up my can and chug down the juice.
Colors start to blur and fizz with energy.
"Ooh, this is gonna be good." I say before letting my world spin around me.
"You put your left foot in! You put your left foot out! You put your left foot in! And you shake it all about! You do the holky polky and you turn yourself around! That's what it's all about!" Madison, Faolan, and I sing/yell at the top of our lungs. We dance around like idiots.
I laugh and swing Faolan around. At first, when I took a sip-cough, gulp, cough- I was like, "Lol, wut?" but now I'm like, "OMFG LETS GO TO A BEACH PARTY IN NEVADA!"
We start to sing even faster now, "You put ur right tail in!" Two fake wolf tails magically poof into existence on me and Madison's butts, "You put ur right tail out! You put ur right tail in! And ya shake it all about! You do da holky polky and ya turn urself around! THATS WUT ITS ALL ABOUT!"
We're screaming now. After a few more rounds, the fake tails disappear. Madison starts screaming and crashes through the door. Lol
Faolan and I follow her. Then, the three of us start running down the hallway, very occasionally stumbling, sliding, tripping, or falling off the floor.
"Banana!" I suddenly yell, jumping in the air. Faolan and Madison look at me but continue running.
"Mexico!" Madison yells.
Faolan barks and yells, "PIKACHU!"
"Cookie!"
"Guitar!"
"Alpacka!"
"CHEWBACCA!"
We both stare at Faolan. His eyes widen and he screams. Madison and I laugh and then start screaming, "CHEWY!"
Suddenly, two agents appear at the end of the hall and we skid to a halt. Immediately, I drop to my knees and sing dramatically, "Cuz you make it feel like! I've been locked out of heaven! For too loooong! For too looong, oh!"
Madison and Faolan dance behind me like polar bears.
The agents look at us like we've lost our minds. Which we have.
"Uh…" one of them, which I recognize as Agent Ward, says, "Are you guys okay-"
"NO!" I yell, surging upwards and punching him so hard that he's knocked out. His friend looks at us with wide, fearful eyes. I laugh like a maniac and knock him out as well. Then, I grab his gun and run to the main room.
"BAM!" I yell as we burst through the door. Everybody stops and stares at us.
"Get ready to eat some chicken feet!" I shout, strutting in. I point the gun at Fury, holding it the wrong way.
The Avengers, minus Steve, who isn't here for some stupid reason, all stand up quickly.
"What's going on?" Bruce asks.
Faolan, who's standing on his hind legs, suddenly howls and starts licking the floor.
My eyes widen in horror and I pull him up by the ears. "No!" I yell, "Don't lick the floor! They've poisoned it!"
"You sicken me!" Madison hisses at the confused agents. Just then, Steve walks in and she perks up. "Steve!" she cries, running towards him, "I love you, Steve!" He looks at us in confusion and I mouth, "Run." The soldier nods and quickly runs back the way he came. Madison chases him, screaming, "Stevie, come back!"
There's a crash, as if someone had fallen down. Steve's muffled voice cries, "Geroff me! Ahh!" Thumps and grunts follow this. The Avengers stare at the door, wanting to help him but scared of what they'll find.
Suddenly, an agent walks through the door, looking mortified and mentally scarred. She opens her mouth, then closes it, then opens it, and then faints.
Meanwhile, Faolan's prancing around while I'm laughing my head off. Literally. Thor screams like a little girl as my head falls on the floor and starts rolling around. Still laughing, I pick it up and put it back on.
They stare at me. I grin like a crazy taco.
Fury glares at Uncle Tony, "Stark, what did you give them?"
He looks at the one-eyed broccoli with wide eyes and exclaims, "What? I didn't do-"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" I interrupt, pointing at him accusingly, "You gave us kryptonite and I hate kryptonite!" Then, I start rolling around, screaming, "I'm a meatball!"
Totally not suddenly, an agent runs in and howls, "They got to the Monster Energy Drink!"
"WHAT?!" Everyone exclaims. By now, all the agents are watching. "That's not good for them! Especially Faolan!" Bruce says worriedly.
"Who cares about health nowadays?" I say, wrestling with Faolan, who's trying to eat me. Bruce walks up to us, and with the help of Thor, pries us apart. While the demigod pins down the mutant, the scientist leads me to the table.
"She's vibrating." he says with a hand on my shoulder. I grin crazily. "Zoey," he asks, "How much did you drink?"
"A lot, like, a lot, like a zillion cans and I feel great do you feel great cuz I do cuz I drank a million cans and a million is a lot, right right alright?"
Suddenly, Madison bursts in and yells, "ZOEY! TRUTH OR DARE?!"
Oh, right, we didn't get to finish our game!
"DARE!" I scream at her and she roars, "I DARE YOU TO KISS CLINT!"
I laugh and then kiss Clint. Like, right on the lips. His eyes widen as I pull away and run around screaming, "I JUST KISSED MY DADDY!"
"This is so weird!" Uncle Tony says loudly.
Faolan suddenly wriggles out of Thor's grip and hops onto the table. He rears up on his hind legs and starts singing, "I'm like a biiiird!" Then, he jumps off the table and starts flying.
"WHOAAAAAAAA!" Madison and I scream, "HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!"
Faolan flies over us, "All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust."
"Okay!" I say and then yell, "PIXIE DUST!"
Instead of pixie dust, a camera appears in my hand. I look down at it, and then scream, "LIGHTS!"
The lights suddenly turn off. Then, they turn back on, but now they're green, blue, purple, orange, etc. "MUSIC!" I yell and the 'Harlem Shake' starts playing.
I look at Madison and she nods. Then, she whips out two cans of Joker's Gas and throws them at the agents. They explode and the agents breathe in the gas. Then, they start laughing crazily and dance to the music.
"PARTY TIME!" Faolan, Madison, and I meow before jumping into the mass of partying people.
We weave through the crowd, looking for someone to dance with. "Madison!" someone suddenly yells and we all turn to see Superman. He grabs Madison's hand and pulls her over.
"Omg, what are you doing in the MARVEL world?" Madison exclaims, dancing. He shrugs and yells over the music, "I don't know!"
Grinning, I turn around. Faolan's gone. Looking around, I see him dancing with Wonder Woman.
Suddenly, Harry Potter walks up to me and we start dancing. "Really?" I ask loudly, "Marvel, DC, and now wizards?"
"Wizards?" Harry Potter echoes, spinning me around, "What do you mean?"
"You! Harry Potter! The boy who lived."
"I'm not Harry Potter." he says and I blink at him, "I'm Batman."
Suddenly, Batman is standing in front of me. "LOL, WUT?" I laugh like a maniac and we continue dancing.
A few minutes later, the Cha Cha Slide starts playing and everybody dances to it. As I do, I see Catwoman, The Joker, Mister Freeze, and a bunch of other villains. Well, Catwoman isn't really a villain. I ship her and Batman!
Anyway
We dance and dance until 'Save the Last Dance for Me' by Michael Buble starts playing. I feel a tap on my shoulder and turn to see Superman with Madison.
"May I?" he asks and I nod, switching to Madison while he switches to Batman. Madison and I dance, occasionally switching partners, but then ending up back together.
"Ugh, why am I always stuck with you?" I snap and she laughs like a maniac. Then, her gaze locks on something behind me and she screams. Whirling around, I see Batman and Superman making out.
"Gross!" Madison screams and covers her face, "MY EYES!"
I raise an eyebrow, "Huh, bromance." Then, I raise my head to the sky and scream, "I SHIP IT!"
But as I narrow my eyes at the two lovers, they start looking less and less like Batman and Superman. And more and more like cats. Wait- no, they're just a couple of agents.
I tilt my head and quack, "Coulson? Maria? Wait, but you're cousins! Ahh, whatever." I wave my hand and continue dancing.
Suddenly, five agents burst in with food and drinks. We all cheer.
Throughout all this, the Avengers are gaping at us from the table.
"What is going on?" Clint exclaims.
"I believe they are dancing the Macarena." A loud voice says through the walls.
"JARVIS?"
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...I'm sorry guys. That was weird, even for me. Just... it was early in the morning, and I had no good chapter prepared, and then I just got some ice cream and started writing at 3am.
*sighs* Maybe I shouldn't have posted this chapter...
...Anyway, tell me what you thought about it. Flames, reviews- they will both be accepted.
Don't worry, I'll get back to the normal, slightly less insane stuff soon. And again, no, Monster Energy Drink does NOT have this effect on people
Tally ho?
-Flaming Crow