AN: I'm sooo sorry I haven't updated in so long. I just really didn't feel like writing anything and didn't know what to write about. But this chapter is going to be AWESOME!! (hopefully) Oh and also, I am getting kinda lazy about the usernames, which is one of the reasons I haven't updated, so it's just going to be their real names. And I've noticed that my chapters are kind of short so I promise one will be longer. :) Also I've noticed that my stories aren't really that funny… TELL ME IF THEIR FUNNY IN THE REVIEWS CUZ I DON'T DO PRIVATE MESSAGING. And I noticed they're kinda out of order in like time and stuff. I was looking through it and chapter 4 or 5 was Christmas 5 or 6 was Halloween and 7 was max's b-day… so I think I'll make a new story out of it and see wat happens. I'll put a link in my profile, so, READ AND REVIEW!!!
Fang: hey
Max: one word…
Fang: fine, hey there
Max:…(to my readers, IM TEACHING HIM HOW TO TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON I COULD USE SOME HELP!)
Readers-FANG! FANG! FANG! GO FANG! FANG! FANG! GO FANG! YOU CAN DO IT! ITS UR B-DAY! UH HUH! UH HUH!
Fang: FINE Hey Max how's it going?
Max: ok…but do better next time
Max: so… wat r u doing besides talking 2 me?
Fang: reading your diary
Max: WHAT!!!!!?
Fang: kidding! But that proved u have a diary…
Max: pshhhh! Me? Diary? Hahahahaha ha ha…..ha?
Fang has logged off
Max: ….
Fang is now online
Fang: Dear diary,
Fang looked so cute today. OMG DID I JUST SAY THAT?? Bad Max! -slaps hand- Anyways, for breakfast we had French toast and lunch was pb and j sandwiches. ICK! When I went to school, Sam passed by me in the hall and smiled at me. I pretended to smile back because Fang was right next to me. -evil laugh- I could see in his eyes that he was soooo jealous! But seriously, could Fang EVER think that I like SAM??? Ewww Sam is so gross!! Almost EVERYONE in school knows I absolutely HATE sam! Well, except for him and Fang… sometimes they can be sooo stupid.
Forever yours- Max
Max: FANG!!!!!!! U R SO DEAD BIRD MEAT!!!!
Fang: -crouches in corner- ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Fang has logged off
Max has logged off
------------------------
Angel is now online
Nudge is now online
Iggy is now online
Gazzy is now online
Gazzy- YO NUDGE
YO ANGEL
YO IGS!!!
Nudge- hey
Iggy- hey
Angel- ok I know im not the only one who noticed nudge barely said a word!
Nudge- -sigh- HEY GUYS I CANT BELIEVE IT! ITS ACTUALLY U!!!! I HAVENT SEEN U IN LIKE 30 MINUTES! 30 WHOLE MINUTES WITHOUT TALKING TO U GUYS OR SEEING U GUYS!!! WOW! DID U GUYS C THAT EPISODE OF SONNY WITH A CHANCE???? IT WAS SO FUNNY!! U GUYS SHOULDA SEEN IT!!! BTW, DID U HEAR ABOUT THE SWITCH TO DIGITAL TELEVISION??? IM SOO GLAD WE DON'T HAVE 2 WORRY ABOUT IT CUZ SRSLY I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT DISNEY CHANNEL!!! WAT ABOUT U??
Iggy- now theres the hello I expected
Gazzy- -thump-
Angel- what happened 2 U?
Nudge- -thump thump-
Angel- u 2?
Iggy- -thump thump thumppppppppp-
Angel- WAT HAPPENED GUYSSSS? COME ON STOP IT UR REALLY SCARING ME!!!
Max- Fangfangfangfangfangfangfangfangfangfang ooooooops did I just think that? Wait, think what? Hmm.. Fangfangfangfangfangfang
Angel- WAT IS GOING ON IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!
MAX POV
So, I walked into the kitchen to find Iggy, Gazzy, and Nudge all huddled up in a corner laughing. The first thing I thought was, Angel.
"OK guys, what did you do this time?" I asked impatiently.
"We.. We… We tricked Angel into thinking that we all just suddenly…FAINTED FROM OUR COMPUTERS!!!" Iggy said, barely holding back his laughing, "YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HER FACE!!!"
"Iggy, YOU'RE BLIND!"
"Oh yea…" Iggy said.
THE NEXT DAY…
Iggy and Nudge and Gazzy were STILL huddled in a corner laughing in the kitchen today so I walked over to them to see what was so funny.
Big
Mistake.
As soon as I got there, Iggy started chanting;
"MAX AND FANG/SAM SITTING IN A TREE! K-I- wait how do you spell it again?"
Ok so it's not done. But I'm tired, don't have any ideas whatsoever and, I REALLY WANTED TO PUT SOMETHING UP. So tell me if you like it, love it, just don't tell me you hate it. SEE YA!