Hey hey there sexy mofo's

I'm back! :D

Yeah I spent like three weeks on holiday, two in Austria and one in Italy. WITHOUT ANY INTERNET SO SHADDUP

I'll use that as my excuse for not writing. I was on holiday glob dammit!

Anyway, I'll try to update more often *U*

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A bubbling blonde girl was skipping down a path heading towards the forest. For someone who had just witnessed her best friend break down into tears, and not knowing why, or knowing how to help, she was pretty swell. Practically dancing down the path. She left Marshall wrapped in a blanket, while hugging him tightly. After a thousand times of him saying it, she finally believed that he was alright and could leave.

So that leaves us to now. She was dancing, wait sorry, practically dancing down the road. Not because of Marshall, oh no! That would just be rude. No she was dancing because this would be her 3rd date with Flame Prince! Oh how was he dreamy! That perfectly sculpted flame mohawk, his edgy cheek bones, and OH GLOB his abs were just to die for!

*ahem*

I-I mean, he's pretty cool.

The flame head had been pretty good in the past with surprising her. So her mind wandered off imaging what he could have planned. Maybe a romantic walk through the Flower Kingdom, though he might burn it down…. Or maybe a mathematical dinner in town, or maybe they'll go strangle some pixies! Oh wait no… that's what Fionna and Marshall do together. To be perfectly honest, pixie strangling sounds pretty good to Fionna at the moment, but whatever. "Today is for Flame" she thought.

Speaking about Flame, lets go see what he's doing.


A nervous looking humanly-shaped flame was pacing back and forth in front of a picnic blanket. Upon this blanket there was everything you could imagine. From lovely moist cakes, to everything burritos (which he had totally not stolen the recipe from Cake, pffft what? No) to even little finger sandwiches. There were flutes full with orange juice, and even to top it off, bacon pancakes.

"Would she think it's too much? I mean I know she likes to eat, but maybe she just ate! Or she thinks I poisoned them or something, or maybe she doesn't even like me and she just agrees to come along because she feels sorry for me"

Letting out an annoyed grunt, the flame head flopped onto the grass. "Girls are globbing difficult" he mumbled.

"Yeah, I guess we kinda are"

"Huh? What!" Flame scrambled to his feet, and there standing in front of him was Fionna. Her blonde hair was braided to the side, and reached her hips. She was wearing her usual attire excluding the bunny hat. That was substituted by a bunny head bend on top of her head. Her sword was thrown over her shoulder, her lips had formed into a smirk.

"But us girls are pretty damn cool aswell, I mean just take a look at me"

"Y-yeah, you're pretty awesome" He stuttered.

"So what have you organized for us today?" The blonde asked, looking around.

"Well, I have set up this picnic, I hope you're hungry"

"Aw dude, yes. I didn't eat breakfast at Marshall's"

Flame's eye twitched. If there's anything in this world that he loathed, it was Marshall Lee, the vampire king. "A pretty terrible king" he thought.

"Marshall?"

"Oh yeah, I slept at his last night" said the blond, nonchalantly. She sat down on the picnic blanket and oogled the food "It looks soo good" she thought.

Flame gritted his teeth, but decided to brush it off. He could kill Marshall later, right now, he must be with Fionna.

"Dayum Flame, where did you get the time to make all this food?"

"Oh well" he sat down next to her, "Gumwad helped me out a bit"

"Ah, yeah Gummy's always had a knack of food"

"Yeaah…" Said Flame, avoiding eye contact.

"Hey, what's up?"

Flame let out a long sigh, then sat next to Fionna. His hands fidgeted. "I um…"

"You umm?"

"Come on Flame, you can do this, just tell her how you feel! It's not that hard"

"But what if she rejects me? What will I be without her?"

"She wooon't"

"She wiillll"

"Um, Flame?"

Flame couldn't keep it in anymore, he just had to s-

"FIONNA I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL AND AWESOME AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE IF YOU WERE TO I DUNNO MAYBE ACCEPT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND PLEASE DO"

I don't think anybody will ever know how Flame was able to say that entire thing in one breath, but lets just accept that he did.

"Oh um, wow Flame"

"So would you?"

Fionna looked up at Flame, locking her blue orbs onto his red ones. A smile crept across her face.

"Flame, I would l-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


-ahem-

So ur, yeah. There's the chapter. It's there.

I KNOW I'M TERRIBLE PLZ DUN KILL MEH.

I will honestly try to update more often.

But, I'm just saying, my friend (you know who you damn are) just said to me

"I want the chapter out by the end of the day dammit"

HERE, ARE YOU HAPPY? I literally just wrote that entire thing today. Yeah, I know.

Please review, fav, and follow (us writers live off that stuff) And I'll see you in the next chapter!

Which will hopefully not take 7 months to update